Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
I don't see him pulling this in the face of any actual authority. he wouldn't mouth off to a cop. he would just seethe internally. getting very bottled up has to be part of his crazy. for example imagine this scenario-
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pat, trying to intimidate random strangers at bars with his school marm voice, at least once a year. he'd be a regular at the ER. imo more likely he has the experience in withering and this is all power fantasy.
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That is a lot more realistic when you realize he would be switching into his gay voice and signaling to the other guy that he wants to get his ass fucked behind the bar. "YeeeEEEees baby honey, I'd love to take you out back." He's hoping someone disarms him during a fight and he has to suck off his own gun.
 
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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
I don't see him pulling this in the face of any actual authority. he wouldn't mouth off to a cop. he would just seethe internally. getting very bottled up has to be part of his crazy. for example imagine this scenario-
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pat, trying to intimidate random strangers at bars with his school marm voice, at least once a year. he'd be a regular at the ER. imo more likely he has the experience in withering and this is all power fantasy.
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The guy at the bar realizes that they don't want to catch manslaughter charges for accidentally killing some man titted weirdo with one punch at the bar so they just drop it and move on.
 
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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
I don't see him pulling this in the face of any actual authority. he wouldn't mouth off to a cop. he would just seethe internally. getting very bottled up has to be part of his crazy. for example imagine this scenario-
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pat, trying to intimidate random strangers at bars with his school marm voice, at least once a year. he'd be a regular at the ER. imo more likely he has the experience in withering and this is all power fantasy.
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This kind of crap is so stupid. Does he think "Roadhouse" was a documentary?

1) there is no way he drinks at places that require security. So the idea that the yuppies and the boomers he is drinking expensive cocktails woth are getting out of control is just silly.

2) him offering his free bouncing services would get him blacklisted from any establishment immediately. No bar, especially with decent clienteles, wants to have idiots trading blows on their property. Not in the bar. Not in the toilets. Not in the parking lot. Hell, not even on the same street. This is because if it makes the news, the local liquor board is going to get involved (putting the owners license at risk) and the clienteles are going to stay away.

You don't want to run a cowboy shit kicking bar. There is no money in it.

Why does he make this silly crap up?
 
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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
I don't see him pulling this in the face of any actual authority. he wouldn't mouth off to a cop. he would just seethe internally. getting very bottled up has to be part of his crazy. for example imagine this scenario-
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pat, trying to intimidate random strangers at bars with his school marm voice, at least once a year. he'd be a regular at the ER. imo more likely he has the experience in withering and this is all power fantasy.
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Having listened to his meltdown interview at least five times now I have newfound belief in this Real & Happened story.

If Patrick approached me in a bar and offered to take it outside in that sassy lisping voice I'd assume I'm potentially:
A) About to get raped.
B) About to assault someone with severe learning difficulties.
C) A + B
 
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"Successful author" gives out career advice

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Well, he's certainly established a web/social media presence, I can give him that.

Pat brags about his ability to write funny sci-fi. People who've read his books, comment?

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More abortion sperging

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Pat has to let everyone know that he understood the joke

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JustStopDude said:
This kind of crap is so stupid. Does he think "Roadhouse" was a documentary?

1) there is no way he drinks at places that require security. So the idea that the yuppies and the boomers he is drinking expensive cocktails woth are getting out of control is just silly.

2) him offering his free bouncing services would get him blacklisted from any establishment immediately. No bar, especially with decent clienteles, wants to have idiots trading blows on their property. Not in the bar. Not in the toilets. Not in the parking lot. Hell, not even on the same street. This is because if it makes the news, the local liquor board is going to get involved (putting the owners license at risk) and the clienteles are going to stay away.

You don't want to run a cowboy shit kicking bar. There is no money in it.

Why does he make this silly crap up?
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He wants to be seen as a tough guy as that's one of the things that mean a lot to him. Probably because an effeminate dough boy.

Bar fights are looked down on since it only takes one to get you shut down for awhile.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
He wants to be seen as a tough guy as that's one of the things that mean a lot to him. Probably because an effeminate dough boy.

Bar fights are looked down on since it only takes one to get you shut down for awhile.
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It's very safe to say that he wouldn't even be carrying his gun around in a bar. So his tough guy act would be put to an end really quick by anyone if his uppity ass got in anyone's face and they took him seriously. Wisconsin Law prohibits anyone from having a concealed firearms in bars, more so if you are drinking. If you're drinking and you have a concealed gun, you're getting up to 9 months in jail, up to 10k in fines, and other penalties.

So, again, he'd be on his ass looking for his teeth if he picked a fight with literally anyone cause he has no real combat skills, and even worse gun skills.
 
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Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
I don't see him pulling this in the face of any actual authority. he wouldn't mouth off to a cop. he would just seethe internally. getting very bottled up has to be part of his crazy. for example imagine this scenario-
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pat, trying to intimidate random strangers at bars with his school marm voice, at least once a year. he'd be a regular at the ER. imo more likely he has the experience in withering and this is all power fantasy.
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I dunno. I can believe he managed to prevent a bar fight...

Imagine this, you're a shit kicker who had one too many to drink at the bar. You think you're invicible and you can take down any motherfucker who gets in your way. So you tilt your head back, get real loud, and shout "Who wants to fight me?!"

Then, through your blurred double vision, you see a fat faced faggot swaggering like a gorilla as he walks over to you. He puts his hand on your shoulder and speaks the words that will change your life forever.

"Do you want to take this outside, child?"

You sit on your barstool stunned at what you just heard. This fat faggot was trying to sound tough, but the gay lisp in his voice made it sound like he wants to do something other than fight. So all you can do is dumbfoundedly reply "Wut?"

"You heard me, child. I'd love to take you outside."

You struggle to find the words to respond as he looks at you like a fat woman looking at a cake. So you ask "Are you trying to fight me or fuck me?"

"Shh, child." The fat faggot says. "I'm not really the 'fucking' type. I'm more of the 'get bent over the bed while cartoonishly mannish my wife pegs me with a horse dildo' type. But anyway she's out of town so... maybe you could be my wife tonight, child."

Your fight or flight response kicks in and you take off running. You pretend you don't hear the bartender say you have to close your tab. You hop in your car and speed off while somehow avoiding the DUI checkpoints. The next morning you wake up with a slight hangover but thankful you didn't wake up next to someone who can't stop saying child. This is where you swear off the booze and take your ass to church so you can get right with Jesus.

And that is how Fat Rick stops bar fights.
 
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