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[Der weiße Teufel]

Sometimes it's just Germans speaking an English-German mix (Denglish) because it is easier to get a certain point across but with this gender insanity you often actually need to put in English words because no German word exists for it. For example the word for sex and gender is the same so people use the word "gender" even in German sentences. And yes, it sounds weird as fuck. On the same note, German lacks gender neutral pronouns so the gender crowd wants us to use they/them in German sentences. It is complete madness.

Gender bullshit and denglish aside, only a retard speaks in sentences like "ich bin so expensive ich kann mich nicht mal selbst afforden" etc. There is no need to say these words in the middle of a sentence in English. A lot of perpetually online types (also streamers or youtubers) do this and it makes my eyes/ears bleed.

 

[Dylan]

Anime shit.
Even fucking normies are affected negatively by anime, I noticed these cartoons were off when I was a teen, now I just see it for what it is. That shit is way too autistic, and it certainly disturbs already mentally undeveloped or stunted morons, especially given the amount of coom bait it's loaded with.
Too bad general population lacks the necessary amount of wrinkles on their brains to recognize how degenerate in all aspects anime is.

 

[DumbDude42]

Gender bullshit and denglish aside, only a retard speaks in sentences like "ich bin so expensive ich kann mich nicht mal selbst afforden" etc. There is no need to say these words in the middle of a sentence in English. A lot of perpetually online types (also streamers or youtubers) do this and it makes my eyes/ears bleed.

yes that's what fucks me up about reading that guys tweets
i do software dev work so i'm used to people using a lot of english terms while speaking german because there simply isn't any proper translation for many things, but this dude just straight up switches between languages completely right in the middle of a sentence

i can't figure out what thought process goes into writing shit like "the never ending story of straight girls wie sie platonisch mit mir flirten" it's so absurd, very annoying to read

 

[pursuitsnail]

The height aside, look at the size of Leith's head, and then look at the short Black guy behind her. He is about the same height, overall smaller, yet his head is significantly larger, and proportional to his male body.

It's not just overall size and head size. Look at everyone around Leith. They've all got comically square foreheads. Now, I'm bad at clocking, and there's a fair amount of variation in guys' forehead shape, but Leith is standing in a crowd of blockheads and that makes the gentle slope of his forehead really stand out.

 

[Beating Women]

Tries troonery in eastern Europe....
doesn't go at all like it does on the western degenerate internet

 

[behindyourightnow]

This transman mom of five is sold on the open wound theory. Sooo… anal and oral can get you pregnant after all?

We are reaching levels of pickmeism I would have never thought possible

From the journal that created the anxi vax movement and tried to suffocate investigation into covid origins.

Don't forget they published a study on treatments of chronic fatigue syndrome where the researchers deliberately massaged the data after it didn’t show the results they wanted, leading to useless treatments being set as policy in multiple countries for 5+ years, and it still hasn’t been retracted

Yes, this. And pretty much every man goes through a point in his life when he's a (relatively) small, smooth-skinned, cute-faced 'male' with no secondary sexual characteristics to speak of - ie, childhood and very early puberty. But no girls outside of the Barnum slideshow stall go through a period of looking big, bulky, hairy and rectangular at the same time, certainly not before or during their fertile lifespan, when they're at the prime point of being 'attractive female' to other humans.

Women retain more attributes common to pre-puberty than men, so it's fundamentally always easier to make a woman look like an adolescent boy or a smaller, slighter man, than it is to take a post-puberty man and morph him backwards into an adolescent girl or average woman. No coincidence that the MTF troons who go all the way as early as possible, before puberty does what it's supposed to, are better passing than their middle-aged equivalents, no matter how much money and effort they can throw at the problem.

Of course, the poor sod of a five-year-old boy whose Munchausens parents decide to girl him up into infinity, before he even knows what 'male' or 'female' (or 'sterilisation') actually means, may make a well-passing dickless ladyboy, but whether that was what he ever actually would have wanted as an informed adult, who can say?

There is a masculinization pathway that only goes one way, and it is irreversible. That is why people who are insensitive to male hormones end up with female-looking genitalia and general outward appearance. Without the influence of male hormones, the default outward phenotype is female, or at least close to it.

It’s not just body mass and growth, hair follicles will also change in response to male hormones, from vellum hair to terminal/androgenic hair and never change back. Vellum hair is the soft downy hair people naturally have all over their bodies, terminal/androgenic (note the name) hair is the thicker wiry stuff adult men develop (women get some as well, but usually not to the same extent).

This is also why FTMs are usually more screwed when it comes to detransition than MTFs (assuming no surgery), because they cannot reverse the growth or the new voice or new hair. MTFs will ignore this and actively lie about all hormones being reversible, because they don’t care about FTMs and will throw them under the bus for the sake of their coom.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

nah it can work well enough to blend into a crowd and be seen as a man by random strangers

obv it's hard in a setting like your pic where the tranny is half naked and standing around a bunch of other half naked men (but honestly if you hadn't pointed it out i wouldn't have recognized it, would have just thought it's a bunch of shirtless dudes and that's it) but when clothes are in play there's a lot that can be done. shoes that make you taller, suits tailored to make your shoulders appear wider, there's lots of options to alter your body shape like that

I once attempted to dress like a man and figured the easiest way to do this was to buy men’s clothes. I’m a tall lady so I thought it would be easy. While I’m sure you could mess with a suit and padding to hide a woman in a crowd all wearing men’s clothes did for me was illustrate just how drastic our sexual dimorphism is.

I could see it work, but pulling it off (albeit on a completely female body) would take a lot more work than I think most of these people want to put in. It’s one thing if you’re a drag king putting on a show or in the CIA, quite another when you just “feel like a dude”.
As for men dressing in women’s clothing, there is padding that exists for that, adding mass to the hips, bum and chest. It’s tough to really make it work though since men’s shoulders just can’t be wished away, and no amount of adding to the chest is going to make them look proportional.

We are reaching levels of pickmeism I would have never thought possible

Don't forget they published a study on treatments of chronic fatigue syndrome where the researchers deliberately massaged the data after it didn’t show the results they wanted, leading to useless treatments being set as policy in multiple countries for 5+ years, and it still hasn’t been retracted

There is a masculinization pathway that only goes one way, and it is irreversible. That is why people who are insensitive to male hormones end up with female-looking genitalia and general outward appearance. Without the influence of male hormones, the default outward phenotype is female, or at least close to it.

It’s not just body mass and growth, hair follicles will also change in response to male hormones, from vellum hair to terminal/androgenic hair and never change back. Vellum hair is the soft downy hair people naturally have all over their bodies, terminal/androgenic (note the name) hair is the thicker wiry stuff adult men develop (women get some as well, but usually not to the same extent).

This is also why FTMs are usually more screwed when it comes to detransition than MTFs (assuming no surgery), because they cannot reverse the growth or the new voice or new hair. MTFs will ignore this and actively lie about all hormones being reversible, because they don’t care about FTMs and will throw them under the bus for the sake of their coom.

This can happen to a lesser extent as women age. Voices get deeper, and occasional hair shows up in places no sane woman wants it to. But you can still look at a late middle aged or old woman and say “yup, that’s a lady”. I wonder though if older MtF have an easier time passing because of this or are they just as easily clocked?

 

[Honey Galaxy]

Why are trannies so obsessed with being hated by everyone. It's probably the DDLC plush that makes people hate him and not a name change.

You work at WalMart, being mentally ill is the norm

 

[whitepumpkin]

It's 7pm. You're exhausted from work. But you still need to buy groceries so you head to Wal-mart just to pick up a couple of things and be on your way. The place it understaffed and understocked. There's too many people. The line to the Self-Checkout is miles long, so you just opt for going through the regular checkout because it'll be faster. You just have some milk, eggs, and a few vegetables. It should be easy, right? Just scan less than 6 things?

All the tills are closed but one, run by a man with greasy purple hair, some weird fucking toy clipped to his vest along with pins that you don't know what the fuck they mean, but you know that somehow, they symbolize danger. The man turns to you, flipping his hair back, unaware that the oily clump doesn't go over his shoulder. His nametag says Maya.

"Hello! Do you need any bags?" they say, their voice deep and booming. Enough that it makes you wince. You're getting a headache. And the closer you get, the more you notice they smell. So strong, your mandatory facemask can't cover it. You reply curtly for one bag, just wanting this over with. They don't seem satisfied with this.

"Nice day today, huh?" They're scanning your items slowly, expecting you to look at them. Answer them. Acknowledge them. You just want to go home. You nod, pulling out your debit card. They won't stop.

"Have you heard about our Wal-Mart Mastercard?" they say, their pitch getting screechy, trying to imitate a woman for some reason. You say yes. You're not interested. Everything's in the bag. Just let you pay and leave so you can get the fuck out of this hellhole. They seem angry that you're not addressing them. As if they want attention. It's fucking Wal-mart. You want to pay, take your groceries and leave.

As soon as your done, the man shoves your receipt at you with his massive, dirty hands, grumbling about "trans phobia". You don't know what the hell he's talking about. You leave while this angry, hulking man that smells like sour milk and cow shit glares at you, hissing you're a bigot.

You should have gone through the self-checkout.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

A big tranny circlejerk twitter thread where they all bitch about how the UK gender clinics are underfunded and at this rate it would take 31 yrs to get seen at one of those clinics. Then a normie breaks in:

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I'm sure the US is just dying to get a bunch of UK trannies on benefits that are already draining their own country's health system:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You don't need SRS to be trans, but also, if you don't give the troons free SRS, they're all gonna Jonestown up in this mother fucker.

Did I get that right?

 

[Chapper]

The rightwing is just as supportive of trannies as the Left are, if they spew the right political shit and are not degenerate furries, but LARPing as tradwives instead.

No they aren't lol.

For every one larping 4chan Nazi with AGP there are about 90,000 cookie-cutter #ACAB #BLM anarcho commie twitter trannies.

 

[Assigned Host Body]

nah it can work well enough to blend into a crowd and be seen as a man by random strangers

obv it's hard in a setting like your pic where the tranny is half naked and standing around a bunch of other half naked men (but honestly if you hadn't pointed it out i wouldn't have recognized it, would have just thought it's a bunch of shirtless dudes and that's it) but when clothes are in play there's a lot that can be done. shoes that make you taller, suits tailored to make your shoulders appear wider, there's lots of options to alter your body shape like that

I absolutely agree with you, in a crowd, it's possible. It's generally possible, but it will not withstand direct comparison, or a second look.

If I didn't know troons existed, I wouldn't clock Leith as female, but I would definitely see that that one is not like the others.

The picture I used is not as telling as seeing it in motion. Even the editing was weird, because they clearly tried avoiding showing Leith too much.

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German isn't even my native language, but "wie du deinen gender performst" makes me irrationally angry.
And "gender", if you have to use it as a noun in German, should at least be capitalized, ffs!

These freaks find new ways to disgust me, every day and internationally.

 

[Chapper]

What the hell is up with the sudden influx of Jewish identifying alphabets? I remember theorizing once that in order to hit all the minority points they also need to be part of a minority religion but Islam isn't uwu enough so Judaism is the solution, but it feels like lately out of nowhere every second gender special on twitter has a star of david emoji in their name/a really stereotypical and bad Jewish name. WTF incited this?

I mean, when you already have like 6 completely made-up identities what's one more?

I noticed it really pick up during the last Israeli-Palestinian war earlier this year. I suspect it was just so they could collect an easy 15-20k likes by making posts like "in case someone needs to hear this, antizionism =|=antisemitism" and "y'all, it is honestly disgusting how many Jewish people on my tl are just straight up doing the work of white supremacy and imperialism." I would be surprised if any of them have any actual connection to Judaism outside of social media.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Worst part: when he wakes up he gets misgendered.

Also,

Spoiler: Earring, immediate background right.

LOL I can't...
Conspiracy theory that trannyism (and social justice retardation at large) is just a ploy to make left wing parties unelectable.

It's working if so.

 

[Junkymunky]

So is she just a queer men for being a tranny or will she soon became a gayden?
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Wasn't Oscar Wilde a reputed kiddie fiddler or atleast a twink hunter?

After a few more shitty Netflix movies or series, I think Justin bieber here torpedoed what little was left of her career, "Inception" was the high water mark and along time ago.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Wasn't Oscar Wilde a reputed kiddie fiddler or atleast a twink hunter?

"Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde."

"Ol' butch Oscar."

"Yep! Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion and author of the best-selling pamphlet 'Why I Like To Do It With Girls.' And Massingbird had him sent down for being a whoopsie."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why are trannies so obsessed with being hated by everyone. It's probably the DDLC plush that makes people hate him and not a name change.

You work at WalMart, being mentally ill is the norm

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Full Name: Maya Ballzitch

 

[TaimuRadiu]

No they aren't lol.

For every one larping 4chan Nazi with AGP there are about 90,000 cookie-cutter #ACAB #BLM anarcho commie twitter trannies.

I keep being promised Troontown but the most we get is some shithole in the Californian desert and a possibly imploding ranch in Colorado. I want tranny Jim Jones and I want Flavor-Aid.

 

[RandallBoggs]

You can add mass, but you can't really subtract it without major surgery, and even then, your results may vary.

Wired has (or had, I haven't checked) a video with a woman from the CIA talking about how to disguise a spy, and she literally said you can make a woman look like a man, but can't make a man look like a woman pretty much entirely because men are just that much bigger.

I remember that video. This example is really good to illustrate this point.

If you saw this person on the street while you ran past them to get to work, you wouldn't assume it's not an old man. But if you actually stop and take it in it's very obvious this is a woman in disguise, I know I bring this up a lot but as humans we have an incredibly accurate ability to read faces and learn not just emotions but general information about someone. Looking at this photo your brain immediately screams "woman" and you're not sure why. The bone structure is off, fat distribution, etc. We notice those things all the time, that's why it's a lie that you can be a 100% stealth troon.

And mind you this is a disguise made by PROFESSIONAL SECRET AGENTS. Their job is to make the most convincing fake identities in the world, both visually and behaviorally. Failing to create a convincing disguise is actual life or death. So even if the professionals can't nail it completely, is it any surprise it's so easy to clock TRAs?

I mean, when you already have like 6 completely made-up identities what's one more?

I noticed it really pick up during the last Israeli-Palestinian war earlier this year. I suspect it was just so they could collect an easy 15-20k likes by making posts like "in case someone needs to hear this, antizionism =|=antisemitism" and "y'all, it is honestly disgusting how many Jewish people on my tl are just straight up doing the work of white supremacy and imperialism." I would be surprised if any of them have any actual connection to Judaism outside of social media.

This is such a good fucking point I can't believe I hadn't thought of it, holy shit. I'm guessing this is in the same theme as those tik tok kids making videos of themselves flapping their hands and captioning it "this is what REAL autism looks like!!!"
While the entire world saw a rise in anti-semitism and anti-Israel rhetoric, there were more than a few genuine Jews who fought hard to argue Jewish =/= Zionist, so what a better opportunity to jump on the bandwagon and claim you're a true and honest Jew suffering oppression because of those darned Israelis? These people were probably watching the whole BLM and StopAsianHate thing spread around and were just waiting for the perfect opportunity to claim their own marginalized points. Pretty genius, honestly.