Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Crocophile said:
Honestly, people saying he sounds completely deranged and insanity defense is in the bag are kinda over-selling it. He doesn't sound any more insane to me, but maybe that's just because I've worked at a new age book store. Everyone who comes in asking about crystal healing or energy vampires sounds like that. It's the matter-of-fact cadence of someone who believes they have achieved supreme enlightenment by playing with novelty tarot cards.

A lot of these delusions about being a God(dess), etc were already present and have been for a while. It seems more likely he attended some sort of religious service and was exposed to some new ideas he decided to tack on to his pre-established mythos. Remember how deeply he lives in the world of make believe. Jesus is just another character from a story that he can claim ownership of and rewrite to his liking, not a real or sacred historical figure or anything. I would take it equally as serious as saying he's Sonichu.

I'm not saying he's NOT bonkers, just not more crazy than he already was; which is a very culpable level.
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Is claiming to be Jesus crazier than claiming to be a CPU Goddess? Or a CPU Goddess + Jesus?

Chris eats pop culture garbage, digests it, and then sharts out madness. Which I digest, and shart out posts.

That Christianity is making it's way into his delusions means that he's got Christian materials to geek on instead of his preferred vidya and toons.

He either has been attending religious services (there isn't much to do in jail, and it's a chance to get out of your cell) or reading the Bible a lot (poor access to books in jail, but almost always Bibles circulating).

My hope is that at some point Chris attends a 12step meeting and gets his hands on a copy of the Big Book, which he reads out of boredom. I'd be curious to see how he incorporates that into his madness.
 
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The resemblance is uncanny #christchanchallenge
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EDIT: Yes autistic, the autistic guy shared a game to play when we're bored. Praise him.
 
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When I learned about Chris, what amazed me was how the story always managed to get worse. He would do something which had to be rock bottom, only for the next page to somehow top it. It was like I was seeing the worst possible life a human could live continue to go downwards in a perfect negative trajectory, with the universe (and him) giving just enough reprieve to make the next fall feel as harsh as the last.

It took on an almost religious significance to me, because it really felt like if Chris' life had value, that meant all human life had value. He was as useless, pathetic, and corrupt as a person could get, the Cain of the new Digital Age; yet continued to exist in a world which had no interest in him beyond malicious laughter, which any sane person would see as deserved.

Claiming to be the Messiah is a weirdly fitting way for this to (hopefully) end, because if you can look at Chris now and believe they possess moral worth, I think that means you must believe in God.
 
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enjoy being dead said:
When I learned about Chris, what amazed me was how the story always managed to get worse. He would do something which had to be rock bottom, only for the next page to somehow top it. It was like I was seeing the worst possible life a human could live continue to go downwards in a perfect negative trajectory, with the universe (and him) giving just enough reprieve to make the next fall feel as harsh as the last.

It took on an almost religious significance to me, because it really felt like if Chris' life had value, that meant all human life had value. He was as useless, pathetic, and corrupt as a person could get, the Cain of the new Digital Age; yet continued to exist in a world which had no interest in him beyond malicious laughter, which any sane person would see as deserved.

Claiming to be the Messiah is a weirdly fitting way for this to (hopefully) end, because if you can look at Chris now and believe they possess moral worth, I think that means you must believe in God.
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No.

I believe in God and I don’t believe Chris has any value. It’s like you said, Chris is as corrupt as they come.

There’s no value in him.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
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5 retards who made Chris do this
7 bowls will fill with barbie chan tears
7 candles made of Chris's wax burn
7 trumpets which devastate Chris's asshole
And then the merge will happen, and inside a golden fanta bottle mixed with the goddess kings semen will also be us.
For all eternity, hallelujah hallelujah. Amen.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Is claiming to be Jesus crazier than claiming to be a CPU Goddess? Or a CPU Goddess + Jesus?

Chris eats pop culture garbage, digests it, and then sharts out madness. Which I digest, and shart out posts.

That Christianity is making it's way into his delusions means that he's got Christian materials to geek on instead of his preferred vidya and toons.

He either has been attending religious services (there isn't much to do in jail, and it's a chance to get out of your cell) or reading the Bible a lot (poor access to books in jail, but almost always Bibles circulating).

My hope is that at some point Chris attends a 12step meeting and gets his hands on a copy of the Big Book, which he reads out of boredom. I'd be curious to see how he incorporates that into his madness.
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It's pretty reminiscent of how he likes to fall into these role play fantasies with a bunch of weens/orbiters from time to time. It's true that he's had this grandiose aura of self-importance for the longest time, this isn't really that much different from how he thinks he's the goddess of the CPUs or a psychic hedgehog thing, he's literally taken bits and pieces of someone else's story (that he's done before) and self inserted himself in the bible because he likes to cling onto any sort of appealing childish property he can get his hand on.

Now of course unless you're talking about Children's nursery rhymes that they read to young kids in Christian schools from the bible, it's not really the best reading material for someone of Chris's mental age , but I'm assuming it's the only book that would be in every cell block or something, so it's the best material he has to work with right now, he can't ever think about creating his own individual ideas on his own without some other brand or property to go off.

In short, even when locked up Chris just has to stroke his ego further and pin the blame on someone else (like Null) to further accentuate his all powerful divine prowess.
 
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S.C Malthus said:
One could make a (weak) argument that he didn't hide his actions because they were wrong but because he knew in his heart of hearts that Null, whom he loved like a brother, would betray him for 30 shekels.
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Not an unreasonable assumption... and also proof of premeditation and cognizance of the immorality of his actions.

Also, I compliment you on your excellent choice of avatars, surrat.
 
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I'm amazed this is the first letter we've gotten out of him. With all the sperging and constant surveillance of his house, I'd have expected somebody to be funneling him money for paper and markers.

Is his communication restricted? I used to fuck a girl whose husband was locked up and that dipshit would call her a dozen times a day. I'm genuinely dumbfounded that some ween looking for asspats isn't corresponding with him.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Now of course unless you're talking about Children's nursery rhymes that they read to young kids in Christian schools from the bible, it's not really the best reading material for someone of Chris's mental age , but I'm assuming it's the only book that would be in every cell block or something, so it's the best material he has to work with right now, he can't ever think about creating his own individual ideas on his own without some other brand or property to go off.
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The Bible honestly has some disturbing stuff in it not suitable for people who can't distinguish reality from fantasy, but I really can't wait till he gets to the Song of Solomon, the book of Biblical erotic poetry. There's such a dense cursed potential for him to demand the 'faithful' worship by drinking his 'nectar of heaven' if you know what I mean.
 
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