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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
No one has DID until they are under the care of a practitioner who believes in DID.
Or in the Current Year That Never Ends, until they get a tumblr/tiktok account and get groomed by psychotic cultists.
Bonnie has removed Sky from his bio. Classic tale of bros turning on each other once a bit of pussy gets involved.
Could they be more stereotypically male? I mean if they really tried hard?
 
All it took to cause strife within the tranch was a woman entering the mix, just like every other male group in history.
Couldn't have happened to better men. I'm kind of hoping this forms further fractures in the group, eventually forcing it to disband outright. Though time will tell if it implodes altogether.
 
Couldn't have happened to better men. I'm kind of hoping this forms further fractures in the group, eventually forcing it to disband outright. Though time will tell if it implodes altogether.
I mean we've seen various tweets in support from other lesser members that don't really matter (Neck and the scrawny little ftm), the Bonnie vs. Sky&Penny is gonna be the real schism though.
 
Sky's pinned tweet is still up, but he's not a twitter addict like the rest of them. Considering this a warrant canary.
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Bonnie has removed Sky from his bio. Classic tale of bros turning on each other once a bit of pussy gets involved.
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What a fucking world we live in where removing a name from your free Twitter profile is tantamount to divorce. But these are the whack jobs that make great watching.

I’m living for this and not getting any work done in the foreseeable future.
 
I am old, and this is cranky, because I, indeed, happen to be old and cranky:

DID is not real. There is, very plainly, no such thing.

There is no disorder that causes someone to "fracture" or "splinter" into multiple, task-specific sub-personas. It is "real" only in the sense that someone can be induced to believe that it is real, and that they have such a thing, through profound psychiatric abuse.

The most charitable possibility is that DID is a culture-bound disorder that only afflicts the west, like Dhat in the Indian subcontinent, Koro in China, and so on. I am of the opinion it does not deserve even that level of regard. It is a thing that did not exist outside of America until American-trained practitioners began to diagnose it. It is not a coincidence that the most vocal proponents for DID are, also, the most vocal proponents for other forms of abusive nonsense, such as 'recovered memories' and 'Satanic abuse.' No one has DID until they are under the care of a practitioner who believes in DID.

Twenty years ago, it was being consigned to history as a particularly embarrassing example of what happened as the science of the human mind was being codified. Today, it is one of the many abominations that a generation of idiots has chosen to dig out from the trash.

Part of the problem is dissociation due to chronic abuse is real, and some folks kind of go on autopilot during those events or any kind of event that reminds them of said abuse.


This isn't a separate personality. It's simple your body and brain in preservation mode. However, unscrupulous mental health practitioners stretch this into DID.
 
Is there somewhere in the thread that has a breakdown of whose on the tranch, who they're supposedly banging, and how they're connected to everyone else? That can be added to OP?

The only mention of sky in the OP is them in a photo.

These threads move fast and have fractured into multiple threads so it's hard to uh ...keep everything and everyone strait.
 
Bonnie has removed Sky from his bio. Classic tale of bros turning on each other once a bit of pussy gets involved.
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The most passive aggressive diss holy shit. Bonnie INSISTS on wearing the pants, non woman.
I don't get what he sees in Kindless. Yeah she's an actual woman, but she's legit crazy. Plus I thought he was actually gay?

Has he never been with a woman before? Was Sky just what he accepted because he couldn't get any better at the time?

Maybe he's sick of the Tranch life and Kindless is a way for him to escape?

Whatever the reason, this is unexpected and I can't wait for the fallout. This shit is literally better than trashy TV shows.
I'm with others: he loves her validating his delusions and kissing his ass. She's a manic pixie dream girl giving ALL her attention to him. The man loves it.
All it took to cause strife within the tranch was a woman entering the mix, just like every other male group in history.
*an "attractive" slutty woman

There are biofemales who are ftm who are on the ranch months before her that fid not cause friction. They're just as much woman as Alyssa is, but they didn't put out nor did they give their partner "do whatever I only exist to please others" yarn. I don't want the ftms to get away by being "men" when Alyssa is a "man" too.
EDIT: Does anybody know what the hell Bonnie is on about?
"YOU'RE GASLIGHTING MEEEEE"
Sky told Bonnie something Bonnie didn't want to hear, and Sky said "I'm telling you this and you don't believe me. If I were someone else, you would believe me, but you don't because you only think I'm jealous." So Bonnie proved Sky wrong by saying no, everyone is trying to gaslight me if they say this, jealousy is a disease get well soon.
And then this latest one, which makes no sense, but sure sounds dramatic
Basically, he's saying that everything Sky is telling Bonnie is an attempt to manipulate Bonnie, and Bonnie would see it as gaslighting from anyone everywhere.
I guess we're not Alyssa - but this is the end a lot of us were hoping for. We want chaos, we don't care otherwise.

You're also incredibly optimistic this IS the end. Can you tell us more on why you think it is the definite end? Come sign up & tell us on this forum if you want. I'm also looking forward to the diagram - plurality is truly a mind boggling concept and each system is different, having you write it all down helps immensely.

I feel happy knowing that we are the glowies now. I always wanted to be a human glowstick!
also it's cute she thinks we're mad.
Yeah, if anything we're elated but hedging our bets. She thinks this is the end of the drama between her, Sky, and Bonnie. That's optimistic of her.
 
We've been there before. I'm reminded of the days when updating your myspace friend list or facebook relationship status from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated" was the highest internet drama.
You’re absolutely right. I think I’m more astonished that Boner did this to his legally married partner over some iffy pussy drama. Absolutely incredible, this self-inflicted shit storm couldn’t have happened to anyone better.
 
Sky broke the gentleman's agreement that they shouldn't call out each other on LARPing mental illnesses. I guess the BPD freak became too much for him and then Boner started rambling about being plural he just lost it. I'm guessing everyone has a boiling point and with all the amholes and Earl stupidity, he just finally reached his.

From Kindness's twatter I'm guessing Penny is kind of team Sky because he knows he does a lot of the work that others don't and if he leaves they're sort of fucked.

All hail Kindness: the Tranch Yoko!
 
*an "attractive" slutty woman

There are biofemales who are ftm who are on the ranch months before her that fid not cause friction. They're just as much woman as Alyssa is, but they didn't put out nor did they give their partner "do whatever I only exist to please others" yarn. I don't want the ftms to get away by being "men" when Alyssa is a "man" too.
I tought about that, too. I think it's possible the "narcissists feels matter" and the Black bio female serfs are genuinely lesbians who, despite the LARP and everything that comes with it, just aren't down with the "mouthfeel".
They don't present feminine enough and don't make a slutty impression. Kindness lets her sexuality "front" at all times. They are also "workers" on the Tranch, that may put them in an "unfuckable" position.
Who the hell knows?


Kindness, sweety, no one hates you here. As far as I'm concerned, your name should be Blessing. Never change!
But, do take better care of the poor animals, that's really a problem.
 
FFS Paulo you fat idiot.

Bros, ....or whatever, before hos
I'm formally rescinding your 'ChadBonnie' status, this is not chad behaviour at all.
You don't dump you're best mate/husband thing, to go running at the beck and call of some 3rd rate, skank, hairy bpd hole.

How could you do my nigga Sky like this.

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