Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.


Our Dark Lord is back from his "break" and is shredding guitar live w/ a Vegan Teacher "video responce"
vegan teacher apparently said "A lot of meat eaters died in 9/11, was that a good thing or a bad thing?" and it really set josh off in a pretty funny way. he's going outside to smoke to calm down
edit: he's back. "cute uterus nagging pair of tits"
 
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"cute uterus nagging pair of tits"
Joshua "Mad Respect for Women" Saunders is at it again

In the past 3-4 months Josh has talked about "saving" alcohol so that he has some for when he wakes up, or he will be on his last drink and be like "now I won't have anything for when I wake up". Shrieking like a school girl at the thought of waking up to alcohol the next morning. Last year it was talked about Josh not being an alcoholic and that he can go without, now that's no longer the case.
In that time he has had several streams where it's like 11am his time and he's already about to pass out so I guess that explains that.
 
Our Dark Lord is back from his "break" and is shredding guitar live w/ a Vegan Teacher "video responce"
Will never understand how he can call this music... Imagine not even doing powerchords which are easily baby's first guitar playing and you're just running your finger in a bar up and down the neck of the poor thing with a shitty distortion-ridden amp.

The real victims are his neighbors and the poor guitar.
 
He was fairly subdued tonight aside from a few moments of loud spergery. His boglim brain knows he has to keep it down, but it also tells him it isn't his fault.
Boglin brain needs to go to the shop for a re-adjustment.

But yeah I'm sure he got called out by the office or something. He's had to. He pulls more of this shit and they'll shitcan him - at which point it will still not be his fault. It was them not understanding he has assburgers.
 
Boglin brain needs to go to the shop for a re-adjustment.

But yeah I'm sure he got called out by the office or something. He's had to. He pulls more of this shit and they'll shitcan him - at which point it will still not be his fault. It was them not understanding he has assburgers.

I'm honestly surprised a neighbor hasn't initiated a physical confrontation yet. Dark Lord is a very lucky Boglim.
 
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I'm honestly surprised a neighbor hasn't initiated a physical confrontation yet. Dark Lord is a very lucky Boglim.
Oh but they somewhat did with the weens sending burger king orders to their apartment instead of Dork Lord here. A dude and his wife came to give it to him and told him to stop messing around as they were tired of that shit.

But yes, that Boglin luck is strong.
 
Naw, that was nothing compared to the potential problems of a neighbor trying to sleep and being woken up to GAWD DAMNIT.

He must live in some serious dumps. Will be interesting to see what happens when lease renewal comes around.
 
He must live in some serious dumps. Will be interesting to see what happens when lease renewal comes around.
Homeboy Scotty, for however trustworthy he is, went on some stream and said Jord's new digs were an infamously bad set of apartments popular with tweakers. The aforementioned incident where a couple went full trailer park on him because of a food delivery mix-up suggests they're not exactly discriminating residences.
 
Homeboy Scotty, for however trustworthy he is, went on some stream and said Jord's new digs were an infamously bad set of apartments popular with tweakers. The aforementioned incident where a couple went full trailer park on him because of a food delivery mix-up suggests they're not exactly discriminating residences.

I remember that stream. Scotty said he doesn’t hang out with Josh anymore because he hangs out with tweakers all the time, which was a reference to Warlord. Warlord’s told me similar things about Scotty. I guess they wanna fight each other, I wouldn’t be surprised if Alex gets very angry and does it. People think Alex is all talk and he absolutely is not, he will flip his shit on a dime.
 
I remember that stream. Scotty said he doesn’t hang out with Josh anymore because he hangs out with tweakers all the time, which was a reference to Warlord. Warlord’s told me similar things about Scotty. I guess they wanna fight each other, I wouldn’t be surprised if Alex gets very angry and does it. People think Alex is all talk and he absolutely is not, he will flip his shit on a dime.
He's been in lock up the most out of all of them, correct?
 
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He's been in lock up the most out of all of them, correct?

I believe so.

Alex is actually a pretty sad story, from what I’ve been told. His dad used to beat the brakes off him. I guess it caused him some neurological issues, explains a lot of the behaviour stuff.

Museum knows quite a lot about Alex, I think. He could probably answer the question better than I can, if he’s not busy doing god knows what. lol
 
RE: "Josh's lip was bleeding" and/or "his mouth is bleeding" — it's not blood. It's the G Fuel he's obsessed with now. It's a cherry (or similar) flavor and, thus, is filled with Red 40 food dye.

In the 11 minute or so stream, he know it's that he pays his bills and " keeps his neighbors safe" ; I wonder what he means by that

I know one of the things this is referring to is that he "customized" a BB gun and gave it (presumably?) to one of his neighbors because it can "protect their home." He's done this before; the last custom BB gun he made (old apartment era) was given to Homegirl Angie, Ellen's* mom. The reason he gave for that gift was the same: it was for her to "protect her home."

I THINK he gave this new BB gun to "the walls talk to you after a while" homedude who showed up in a recent stream. However, that's not confirmed.


* Who's Ellen?

Brace yourselves, lads. OP is going to be getting an overhaul to replace broken links, add new vids and info, and give it a bit better quality. I'm gonna be gathering info and drafting the new OP throughout the week but by Saturday evening it should be updated.

Happy to help edit/give it a read-through.
 
I believe so.

Alex is actually a pretty sad story, from what I’ve been told. His dad used to beat the brakes off him. I guess it caused him some neurological issues, explains a lot of the behaviour stuff.

Museum knows quite a lot about Alex, I think. He could probably answer the question better than I can, if he’s not busy doing god knows what. lol
His Dad has a rather diminished mental age. Was a single father, Alex’s mother passed away. Lower socio, mental health problems, domestic abuse; normally a symptom of each other.

No doubt the learned behaviour of domestic abuse came from somewhere.
 
RE: "Josh's lip was bleeding" and/or "his mouth is bleeding" — it's not blood. It's the G Fuel he's obsessed with now. It's a cherry (or similar) flavor and, thus, is filled with Red 40 food dye.



I know one of the things this is referring to is that he "customized" a BB gun and gave it (presumably?) to one of his neighbors because it can "protect their home." He's done this before; the last custom BB gun he made (old apartment era) was given to Homegirl Angie, Ellen's* mom. The reason he gave for that gift was the same: it was for her to "protect her home."
Thank you for bringing up the G-Fuel thing. The mouth bleeding stuff really freaked me out because Cobes teeth are still giving me nightmares...

Another thing I've noticed about Cobes is that he is obsessed with "customized" anything. He orders the most expensive pizzas from pizza hut completely custom (paying for each individual topping in what I'm assuming is the most expensive possible option at Pizza Hut). He also loves to brag about how XYZ object is entirely "custom". This is not that uncommon. I grew up in bumfuck south Georgia and it's a pretty typical white trash behavior, but I never really thought about it until now...

Basically the whole "custom" stuff thing is just cargo culting perceived 'rich people' behavior. These guys see rich people ordering 'custom tailored' suits, custom tuned cars, guns made especially for them and cobes copies this behavior on the only level he can... at Pizza Hut...

I feel like watching cobes at this point is like that episode of King of The Hill where everyone follows Bill around to see what he buys so they know what to invest in. Cobes is in many ways the lowest common denominator consumer and boy is it fascinating.
 
I believe so.

Alex is actually a pretty sad story, from what I’ve been told. His dad used to beat the brakes off him. I guess it caused him some neurological issues, explains a lot of the behaviour stuff.

Museum knows quite a lot about Alex, I think. He could probably answer the question better than I can, if he’s not busy doing god knows what. lol
Warlord is very volatile from what ive seen so far...Josh better watch himself with Alex, He will rip him off as soon as he sees a good enough lick. Worse is the possibility of Alex assaulted our dearly beloved cobes. Cobes is way too big a pussy to even fight back. I can see his lumped up boglim face now. I just hope Josh doesnt get himself into a situation that he cant get out of because of the extra scummy company he keeps.
 
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