DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Vic Viper T301]

But he's worse at those than modern games. As much as he hates modern games don't forget how handholding they are. Simpler games are more brutal often, make it out break it. Either you can do it or know the little trick or you can't. The older the game is, the more he raged, and honestly that's appealing until you remember he avoids any difficulty like the plague and that's why so much of his playthroughs are snorefests now. It's an walking simulator and children's games. This is why he stopped calling himself the king of retro and stopped playing those games even when there are no new releases.

And even when he does play retro games now, it's a recent re-release that includes savestates and rewind features which he will shamelessly abuse. You get no tension and no rage, which means it's just an incredibly boring stream.

 

[Onyxxx]

Apparently Jimquisition believes microtransactions are ableist because autistic people are particularly susceptible to the gacha. Finally someone is standing up for Phil and people like him. He should be the poster boy for this like they did with dumb gamers for God of War. Just a Ted Talk with Phil rocking back and forth on the big screen making pulls and chuckling to himself.

I honestly feel disgusted knowing that Jim is a tranny now. What a weird timeline.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

We live in clown world.

we need a Honk-Honk and a KEK interaction button.
while we're at it and a Flaming Faggot one for occasions like that jim sterling thing

 

[Pisstrooper]

I honestly feel disgusted knowing that Jim is a tranny now. What a weird timeline.

You didn't know? If its any consolation he just wears a wig and says the right NPC dialogue. I guess being a troon these days just requires saying so, but he hasn't split his cock into beef curtains yet or anything.

 

[Michael Janke]

does anyone have updates on liquid phil
or toasty?

 

[Iron Hamster]

What is it with lolcows ripping ass while livestreaming? In the past few days, we had Ralph shit himself while doing his 24 hour stream and now DSP ripped a fat one directly into the mic.

Because they're not childrens entertainers?

Phil is baffled that people aren't discussing the game. This game has nothing to discuss, it's a shitty Zelda wannabe.

edit: He's having a blast, why aren't you? Also you can tip a dollar, ever little bit counts

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Where are the mandatory headphones?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Who is the fat dude dresses as a lady? Some British mid-70ies comedy skit maybe?

Hey now, Jim went from a fat British dude to a British 7.5 with his transtastic transition

And even when he does play retro games now, it's a recent re-release that includes savestates and rewind features which he will shamelessly abuse. You get no tension and no rage, which means it's just an incredibly boring stream.

He's been talking about playing the remake of Super Monkey Ball, does the remake have bullshit rewind features for a more mahdernized and increasingly lower IQ audience? If not, that's a game he's gonna rage at.

 

[Lazycunt]

You didn't know? If its any consolation he just wears a wig and says the right NPC dialogue. I guess being a troon these days just requires saying so, but he hasn't split his cock into beef curtains yet or anything.

Is it the in thing now? what's the next step in trying to stand out

 

[William M. Buttlicker]

Nigga, if you want to capotalize VERY SLOW DAY that badly and want to make some wheelchairs bucks

Then don't fucking take a day off on Thursday to swing by Total Wine and tip them, okay?

*SNORT*

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Shout out to this OG detractor, Pythagoras, pioneer of the forbidden dark art of mathematics. We won't admit it but we all know that in the real mature adult world, a certain amount (tips) minus the same amount (chargebacks) equals something negative.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Emergency fundraiser incoming

He is definitely kicking himself that instead of saying "you know what guys, we didn't reach the sub goal, but I am going to do the marathon event anyway because you guys did show a lot of support"..his autism kicked in and had to stick to his guns.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I expect an opening rage stream trying to debunk the leaks again after so little 'positivity' yesterday.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He's been talking about playing the remake of Super Monkey Ball, does the remake have bullshit rewind features for a more mahdernized and increasingly lower IQ audience? If not, that's a game he's gonna rage at.

I don't see any mention of anything like that in the trailers or articles. I bet he will skip it, I've never played Monkey Ball but I've heard it gets rough and I'm sure Phil's Twitter research will tell him similar.

 

[Fapcop]

He is definitely kicking himself that instead of saying "you know what guys, we didn't reach the sub goal, but I am going to do the marathon event anyway because you guys did show a lot of support"..his autism kicked in and had to stick to his guns.

That is the bizarre part of Phil.

His stream daddy shtick. “Gotta stick to his guns!” “Gotta put muh foot down!”

“I’d really love to wear this hat, but you know if we don’t hit the tips goal!”


I’m not sure if it’s his autism/control freak habits or if Phil is using his gin brain pahsitively. After all, if he makes an exception once, it might mean dentheads will expect it next time too and give lower tips.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Wonder if that 3ks already gone after that 500 IRS stealing.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't see any mention of anything like that in the trailers or articles. I bet he will skip it, I've never played Monkey Ball but I've heard it gets rough and I'm sure Phil's Twitter research will tell him similar.

Monkey Ball is punishing in later levels regardless of the title. You need both reaction speed and a knowledge of how ball physics work at any given moment.

Phil literally has trouble with a game waiting for him to press a fucking button when prompted.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

His lack of qualifications and skill aside, Phil will never get a job due to the fact that evil trolls will find out where he works within a day. Fear drives every decision he makes. If the day comes where he decides begging isn't enough anymore, he'll take advantage of government programs and handouts like thousands of other useless trash American citizens do.

Edit: someone here made a great point( sorry I forgot who) they said Phil is essentially rich trailer trash. Once his whales dry up, he'll fall into the right shaped hole & become literal government mooching trailer trash I reckon.

He'll also never get a job because of his terrible work ethic and toxicity towards others.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail should be utterly embarrassed after he watches this. SBM too for the bragging he does. Keep watching for the 6 year old that would push his shit in too.

 

[Somecatchyname]

She has her own bank account that we don't even know what she spends herself. It sure as hell isn't helping Phil out with the condo mortgage or utilities.

If Kat was smart that money in her bank account is emergency money to drop Phil and get a quick divorce if things get worst. Have Phil pay the daily bills and then save enough to leave when she eventually finds a better situation. Because we all know if things get tough Kat probably isn't sticking around. A marriage of convenience only works if it's convenient for both parties. Phil is to stupid and greedy to comprehend giving Kat a reason to stick around.

 

[Fapcop]

He'll also never get a job because of his terrible work ethic and toxicity towards others.

Lolol! Remember when Machinima politely told him “Mr. Burnell, we’d greatly appreciate it if you could stick to your designated contact person and not email everyone several times a day?”

And Phil responded by RAGEQUITTING the company he sucked the cawk of just weeks before, for that dastardly insult? And because the CEO of Machinima didn’t immediately email him with an apology and a head on a stake?!

Wonder how much that explosion of narc rage ultimately cost him. Probably a pretty penny.

As for work ethic, I’d actually make the argument that Phil has a pretty solid work ethic!

Yes, he’s lazy and stalls and takes all the breaks he can, but he’s fucking streaming twice a day six days a week. He almost never takes time off or decides to skip a stream because he doesn’t feel like it.

Then again, that mentality is also one of his big problems: Phil thinks of what he does as a jawb!

There’s little need to improve or keep the audience happy. Phil puts in his “8 hours” and expects his 300$ in return. FUCKERS BETTER PAY UP! Phil has been busting his ass, where is his “paycheck”?!

 

[Pisstrooper]

Lolol! Remember when Machinima politely told him “Mr. Burnell, we’d greatly appreciate it if you could stick to your designated contact person and not email everyone several times a day?”

And Phil responded by RAGEQUITTING the company he sucked the cawk of just weeks before, for that dastardly insult? And because the CEO of Machinima didn’t immediately email him with an apology and a head on a stake?!

Wonder how much that explosion of narc rage ultimately cost him. Probably a pretty penny.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

Seriously his panic and impatience has cost him a lot of money over the years. Every time his Twitch payment was a day late he'd be on Twitter screaming about how he was gonna overdraft and starve only for it to come later that same day. I'm sure he was blowing up every possible point of contact at Twitch and they were watching his stream 24/7 to find an excuse to get rid of him. The person who finally busted him probably got a gift basket from partner support.