The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Komm süßer Tod]

So when they eventually kill each other thanks to Alyssa causing chaos, who will get blamed for the deaths of those Brave and Stunning Transwomen? Kiwifarms? Earl? Trump? Terfs? Rowling?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So when they eventually kill each other thanks to Alyssa causing chaos, who will get blamed for the deaths of those Brave and Stunning Transwomen? Kiwifarms? Earl? Trump? Terfs? Rowling?

All of them along with the Cisheteronormative Unqueertriarchy and Trump's Deplorable Americans of Colorado.

 

[Flour]

Maybe Kindness was Earl all along?

 

[1 Guy 1 Taco]

So when they eventually kill each other thanks to Alyssa causing chaos, who will get blamed for the deaths of those Brave and Stunning Transwomen? Kiwifarms? Earl? Trump? Terfs? Rowling?

The Ranch was actually an LSD-fueled experiment by the CIA to find the easiest way to get to transexuals to take care of themselves. You can expect a lot more of these camps ranches to pop up over the next few years.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Oh my god, it truly is a schism:

Thanks to his TRUE and HONEST family for supporting him, unlike SOMEONE!

Keep an eye on likes: this will tell us more on what side people are on. Surprisingly, Jarrod chose Bonbon's side.


I'm not exactly convinced that Paul did much work on the tranch: he is fat as fuck with serfs for days. I'm guessing he mostly practiced guns and occasionally bossed people around while eating junk food, along with doing easier things like gear and supply runs.

 

[Bellend]

Pure optimism here, but I think it would be the funniest outcome that could actually happen: Bonnie gets into a contentious legal battle with Skye and the rest of the tranch over property rights. Some of the serfs independently try to claim squatter rights. They all try to sell their side of the story to the media which will mostly consist of shitting all over the other tranchers as somehow being transphobic.

I'm rooting for a longwinded, epic court case over custody rights to the alpacas: "Coomer Vs Coomer," if you will.
Or "Gunfight At The AGP Corral", if Bonnie took his trooned-out firearms when he left.

And I updated the coomsday doomsday clock:

 

[Marvin]

Maybe Kindness was Earl all along?

Kindness was the Earl we were looking for all along.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Surprisingly, Jarrod chose Bonbon's side.
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I'm not exactly convinced that Paul did much work on the tranch: he is fat as fuck with serfs for days. I'm guessing he mostly practiced guns and occasionally bossed people around while eating junk food, along with doing easier things like gear and supply runs.

I think Jarod chose the side that was most likely to free up a bed in the house so he would no longer have to sleep out in an RV during the hot summer and soon to be bitter cold winter.

I'm rooting for a longwinded, epic court case over custody rights to the alpacas: "Coomer Vs Coomer," if you will.
Or "Gunfight At The AGP Corral", if Bonnie took his trooned-out firearms when he left.

And I updated the coomsday doomsday clock:

I don’t think anyone on the ranch “wants” the alpacas since they are a money sink almost as bad as Kevin’s transformers spending.

 

[stupid frog]

I think Jarod chose the side that was most likely to free up a bed in the house so he would no longer have to sleep out in an RV during the hot summer and soon to be bitter cold winter.

If he's planning on sharing a bed with Sky, maybe.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Shit-eating Jen appears to be on Team Frauens.
Retweeted yesterday:


https://archive.md/U2ZUM

https://archive.md/PPGRj
As a bonus, please enjoy horrifying new Jen nudes.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://archive.md/3XYFW



https://archive.md/JxXj3

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Bonnie hasn't had the bottom surgery, but his downstairs is going to be a useless flopsausage for as long as he's taking estrogen and t-blockers. .

A suggested alternate reading. Also the funniest phrase I've read in a while, I love this.

Kindness was the Earl we were looking for all along.

Both the Earl we needed AND the one we deserve!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I don’t think anyone on the ranch “wants” the alpacas since they are a money sink almost as bad as Kevin’s transformers spending.

It's not even that; keeping alpacas takes actual work.

If he's planning on sharing a bed with Sky, maybe.

Sky's going to quit the Tranch before Bonnie, and the empty space will be subsumed by one of the other house tranchers before they let Jerrod (or anyone else) move in.

Both the Earl we needed AND the one we deserve!

I never thought Earl would manifest in such a form, but here we are.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[BoobWhiskers]

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mfw Neck was the Kiwi insider all along.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

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mfw Neck was the Kiwi insider all along.

Way more beautiful than watching your kids grow up am I right

 

[DemonicMustache]

Will Bonnie's mom place the ranch in a trust to benefit all queers and trannies? Who gets the ranch??!!

 

[AssignedEva]

Oh my god, it truly is a schism:
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Thanks to his TRUE and HONEST family for supporting him, unlike SOMEONE!

Keep an eye on likes: this will tell us more on what side people are on. Surprisingly, Jarrod chose Bonbon's side.
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I'm not exactly convinced that Paul did much work on the tranch: he is fat as fuck with serfs for days. I'm guessing he mostly practiced guns and occasionally bossed people around while eating junk food, along with doing easier things like gear and supply runs.

Jarrod knows where his bread's buttered. Backing Sky when Sky's position at the tranch may well be in jeopardy is not a strong move. Also he's probably not that close to Sky anyway, despite being one of the "working" ones. Jarrod's work largely consists of unrelated projects like trying to grow mushrooms or making a tetanus shower and he's increasingly spending time up in the mountains.

Unless maybe you mean Penny?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Will Bonnie's mom place the ranch in a trust to benefit all queers and trannies? Who gets the ranch??!!

Highly unlikely; if he leaves, my bet is funding goes with him.

Cue permanent Tranch begathon.

Spoiler: Hmmm...

I knew that looked familiar!

Man Ray - The Minotaur (flipped)

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Cue permanent Tranch begathon.

We already HAVE a permanent Tranch Begathon, to be fair.

I am super excited to see all the lesser players simping for Alyssa, since the important people are against her it's the only way we can get a proper schism. Can't wait to see who manages to accumulate more victim points for the war of public opinion: will the villain of this story be the wicked, wicked AMAB Tranchers who cruelly victimized poor widdle sex worker Alyssa with their ableism and plural phobia, or Alyssa 'Yoko Ono' Crazyfuck, who singlehandedly destroyed a refuge for poor oppressed trans folx???

That furry filmmaker has got to be ripping his hair out by the roots watching months of documentary work going up in flames in real time.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I never thought Earl would manifest in such a form, but here we are.

I guess the real Earl was the friends we made along the way.