Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater said:
I hope that anyone believing that Amber saying "blackie" that one time was racially motivated instead of a derp where she couldn't remember the word for "goth" has a social worker watching out for them since they can't possibly be well enough to live on their own.
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Retardation does run rampant among certain circles of amber haters. One of the absolute morons who gave her cash on livestream wrote that the reason everyone was worried about her when she let a total stranger in her house was because Wipey is black. Apparently we would think it's okay if it was a white stranger. It isn't suspicious at all that an able bodied stranger who has immediately started displaying controlling behaviours jumped at the chance to get herself into the house of a disabled obese moron who is notorious on the internet and known to throw around money like it's nothing. No, it's all because the piece of shit is black.
 
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Day 821 of continued use of this filter with no end in sight.

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A Fatty compilation posted and there's already a pretty speedy response from a diehard fan (or the mass of cellulite herself).

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It's the ''life altering trauma'' phrase which ALR has been latching onto lately that caught my attention. That and the trademark condescension.
Either way Hamber and her fans will die on this ''trauma'' hill.

E - The comment is deleted. I think I hit the nail on the head.
 
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KiwiKunt!! said:
Yeah a weeks worth of vlogs in one upload - Christ knows what tedious shit she comes up with but it will only go to show how much she actually does. I mean in her situation anyone of us would want to stick it to our haydurs and produce as much content as possible just to prove what a fantastic life we live
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I wonder why she wants to do this? She clearly hates YouTube and lately she has done as little as possible with the less-than-a-hour streams twice a week. Even that seems too much for her. Then, why now wanting to vlog again knowing that she has no content? She seems to make enough with her present schedule.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Every time she says that she is going to do something is almost always aspirational. She told us numerous times that she will lose XXX pounds in YYY times. She never does it, or starts doing it and quickly quits. Here she says that she will vlog for the week and post on Sundays. She might do it for a week or two but will blame her mental issues or something else for quitting.
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There is always a desire to do something but she never does anything with any conviction and just says stuff because it sounds great. The idea of getting your shit together is always better than actually getting your shit together. Im sure she cares, but not enough to actually do anything about it.
That's Amber's issue besides being the helpless hot girl stereotype (in her own mind shes attractive) is that she doesnt care enough to put in the work to get results. She will have to be broke, hospitalized and without a wipey or a becky type deal to enable her. Then and only then will she actually have to be pushed into doing the right things for herself.
 
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Insulin reid said:
There is always a desire to do something but she never does anything with any conviction and just says stuff because it sounds great. The idea of getting your shit together is always better than actually getting your shit together. Im sure she cares, but not enough to actually do anything about it.
That's Amber's issue besides being the helpless hot girl stereotype (in her own mind shes attractive) is that she doesnt care enough to put in the work to get results. She will have to be broke, hospitalized and without a wipey or a becky type deal to enable her. Then and only then will she actually have to be pushed into doing the right things for herself.
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Exactly She opens her mouth and words fall out and she has poor impulse control - this is why she lies because she just says what ever comes into her head at the time - she had not been planning these vlogs - the idea of video diary's that she uploads at the end of the week came to her in that moment

She has done what she always does - her mouth has written a cheque that the bank can't honour and the result is Amber being Amber and her haydurs are to blame

Without a side-kick she has nothing

It will be interesting to see what the next few weeks will bring - I hope she doesnt fall off the edge of the flat-earth that she believes in because there is not another lolcow quite like her and I do not want the only reality show I watch to end
 
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Ookami said:
So,say she does "remember " to vlog her week. It's going to be one short vlog as from what I can tell,she doesn't fucking do much!
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Hey, she'll do a GRWM, a What I Eat In A Day, a cleaneeen moment, a candle haul (BB&B had their 2 for 1 sale recently), a GRWM...uh. There, Fat Al, I gave you a scheduling moment.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Sure, it looks cute with a filter but does anyone want to see a moon-headed dangerhair?
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Yes. Yes i do. I absolutely do. You know shes not going out to get it done professionally.
With her dark hair she will have to bleach it all first, then get the color in it.


She has to obtain the correct items.
(Difficult unless someone knowledgeable helps her)

She has to physically put multiple products in her hair and raise her arms for a long period of time
(Difficult unless someone helps her)

And then has to rinse it out in a proper amount of time
(Difficult unless someone helps her)

So many things can go wrong, and ambers hair is her pride and joy. If wipey isnt doing shit for her like becky did and becky is gone liveen her own life who else is gonna do it for her? Nobodys taking her shit anymore and shes upset and uncomfortable about it. Let her half ass dying her hair and it becoming a disaster be another marker in amberlynn herstory.
 
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