Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[BubbleButtBig80085]

My speculation:

I believe Amber is truly single. She isn’t possible having sex (even upon the first meeting ) or tasting the lady lakes. I highly doubt any type of physical intimacy or affection is really being exchanged. For Amber, Jade was just a way to get Becky jealous and reactive. Now Becky is gone, why act like you are “in love” anymore.

For Jade, she has made it clear up front the moment she was physically with Amber that it was just a phase of intrigue. A possible way to live a new, debt free life. Sex with Amber wasn’t as great as hoped and now just willing to play a role as long as her physical needs are met elsewhere.

Amber has her living house helper and Jade has a new life with a whole new world possible bisexual play in a place.

 

[Zeelpulp]

I think it all comes down to Amber just literally repeats whatever bullshit she is told. Her little vaccine rant was so idiotic and ignorant I wanted to punch her through the screen. DoctorLynn, giving health advice. Now THAT'S rich.

There's money in pushing certain narratives, The aim of the game is be noticed saying the right things often enough.
So fucking many youtubers etc with about the same amount of followers as Amber has are all doing this shit while ignoring any of chats voices because maybe money.
I almost typed many youtubers of Ambers size instead of sub count. lol

 

[Clotso Coof]

Never updates her profile picture to reflect how she actually looks
(I'm Skinnylynn y'all!!)
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That's because she thinks she going to look like that again. She still believes deep down that she'll magically lose hundreds of pounds, and that she's only temporarily 600 lbs.

It annoys me when she does that. Never heard an adult talk like that. Toddlers talk like that, not so-called adults.

Talking in third person is one of many baby/toddler things she does. I don't know if it's true arrested development or an attempt to look cute, but several of the worst deathfats do toddler shit and weird baby voices, etc

 

[Xenomorph]

This board is a sperg containment zone. All of you please remain in this area of the forum.

Baby, this whole site is a sperg containment zone.

 

[New & Improved Username]

The Amber board gets more and more retarded by the day.
No one cares about yalls social justice racial bullshit

Don't forget the troon defenders

 

[Dirty Harry]

You'll be surprised at how many men would like to ride Amber at least once. Just look at Walmart at the horrible looking women with their skinny little boyfriends and you have to wonder, 'What the fuck are you thinking man????"

 

[Bookish]

If she hadn't acted like a dick to Becky, constantly throwing Jade in her face, and making it uncomfortable for her at home, by bringing in a stranger, she'd still be there. She clearly was in no hurry to leave. Now Becky is having the time of her life and she's reeling. So stupid and avoidable. She had her house servant and because they were broken up, no longer had to pretend to be interested in Becky romantically. She ruined her perfect setup. She even had Becky doing obligatory streams for wages and paying part of the rent with that, so she was getting her own money back, probably taking it out up front.

 

[Noom Boom]

That's because she thinks she going to look like that again. She still believes deep down that she'll magically lose hundreds of pounds, and that she's only temporarily 600 lbs.

Well she is only temporarily 600 lbs, only not in the way she hopes

Really though, you're totally spot on and this goes for a lot of other overweight people as well. It's also why some people won't buy larger clothes, denial is strong.

 

[FatalTater]

I hope that anyone believing that Amber saying "blackie" that one time was racially motivated instead of a derp where she couldn't remember the word for "goth" has a social worker watching out for them since they can't possibly be well enough to live on their own.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I hope that anyone believing that Amber saying "blackie" that one time was racially motivated instead of a derp where she couldn't remember the word for "goth" has a social worker watching out for them since they can't possibly be well enough to live on their own.

Yes, this is after all a woman who described a napkin holder as "No-napkiny" because it was empty.

Amber has never engaged or stimulated her brain enough to come up with anything that isn't just pure ignorance. Even if she did manage to somehow proclaim some right wing political ideal it would still be a waste of time to get upset at someones views if they have no influence or power, Amber has less than that.

 

[Strong Tomato]

You'll be surprised at how many men would like to ride Amber at least once. Just look at Walmart at the horrible looking women with their skinny little boyfriends and you have to wonder, 'What the fuck are you thinking man????"

Not to powerlevel too much but I know someone with a fat fetish and when I showed them Amberlynn they said "too big, what would I even do with her?" And they like FAT bitches.
I have to agree. What kiind of monster dick would you need to have to actually penetrate her?

 

[King Fructose]

Not to powerlevel too much but I know someone with a fat fetish and when I showed them Amberlynn they said "too big, what would I even do with her?" And they like FAT bitches.
I have to agree. What kiind of monster dick would you need to have to actually penetrate her?

No dick can take on that job.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Now Becky is having the time of her life and she's reeling.

All Becky needs to be happy is some string cheese and a book of word search puzzles.

 

[Insulin reid]

If she hadn't acted like a dick to Becky, constantly throwing Jade in her face, and making it uncomfortable for her at home, by bringing in a stranger, she'd still be there.

The thing that may have tipped the cow too far was sleeping alone and having clear boundaries of being just friends. Amber thrives on showing people shes managed to snag a significant other. As soon as reality set in amber freaked out and just grabbed the first thing remotely looking like flirtation while she just shat on becky partially because shes bitter and sad.

She clearly was in no hurry to leave. Now Becky is having the time of her life and she's reeling. So stupid and avoidable. She had her house servant and because they were broken up, no longer had to pretend to be interested in Becky romantically. She ruined her perfect setup. She even had Becky doing obligatory streams for wages and paying part of the rent with that, so she was getting her own money back, probably taking it out up front.

Literally getting everything but a romance:
Food delivery,cohost,friend,live in nurse,tard wrangler,chauffeur. 100% pampered.

She really has shown us she can completely throw everyone and everything under a bus if that means she gets the tiny feeling of 'love' from another person.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amberlynn never vlogged next Sunday or uploaded on Monday like she said she would in her most boring live ever on September 23rd. Surprising no one. The last time she put out a legitimate vlog was January 11th, nearly 9 months ago.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Amberlynn never vlogged next Sunday or uploaded on Monday like she said she would in her most boring live ever on September 23rd. Surprising no one. The last time she put out a legitimate vlog was January 11th, nearly 9 months ago.

I thought she said she was going to start vlogging, not lost one. I'm pretty sure it was she was going to start blogging yesterday and upload it on Sunday but she needed her "fans" to remind her to do it.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I thought she said she was going to start vlogging, not lost one. I'm pretty sure it was she was going to start blogging yesterday and upload it on Sunday but she needed her "fans" to remind her to do it.

Not sure what her intention is when she comes out with obvious bollocks statements like "I'm going to do x"

Is she trying to convince us or herself?

 

[Owlflaps]

I thought she said she was going to start vlogging, not lost one. I'm pretty sure it was she was going to start blogging yesterday and upload it on Sunday but she needed her "fans" to remind her to do it.

She needs her fans to ass kiss her to do her job.
I guess they don't care enough.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Not sure what her intention is when she comes out with obvious bollocks statements like "I'm going to do x"

Is she trying to convince us or herself?

Every time she says that she is going to do something is almost always aspirational. She told us numerous times that she will lose XXX pounds in YYY times. She never does it, or starts doing it and quickly quits. Here she says that she will vlog for the week and post on Sundays. She might do it for a week or two but will blame her mental issues or something else for quitting.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I thought she said she was going to start vlogging, not lost one. I'm pretty sure it was she was going to start blogging yesterday and upload it on Sunday but she needed her "fans" to remind her to do it.

Yeah a weeks worth of vlogs in one upload - Christ knows what tedious shit she comes up with but it will only go to show how much she actually does. I mean in her situation anyone of us would want to stick it to our haydurs and produce as much content as possible just to prove what a fantastic life we live