DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[YokuNama]

did he fucking say that he played d2 a shitload of hours?
wtf is he saying here? the next lengerdary piece ????? ohmuhgawd it's gonna drop?
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you fucking retard, legendary items is normie talk from your nintendo games. the rarest category of d2 items is called uniques and almost all of them suck balls compared to runeword items.
he also called diablo 2 lootershooter before the era of lootershooter, he called d2 a looter rpg.
aaahhh, you fucking nigger all games have loot, there's no reason to play a game without loot.
how much of a fucking clueless faggot is this? he even fakes to have played d2.
nobody is going to make fun of you if you didn't play d2, you mother fucker.
we are going to make fun of you because you pretend to be an expert,
"hurr durr, I was addicted to d2" no. you were addicted to stroking your dark syde dick.
fuck this shit man.
edit: let the record know that diablo is an ARPG decedent from nethack and rogue and the name is from a fucking mountain or volcano, i don't remember. The original game was supposed to be turn based. anyhow, from my experience on D2 which spans for over a decade, he hasn't played d2 ever.

Lol, calm down. Diablo is overhyped.

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I clipped it for you guys cause i like you!

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His chat is approaching Wing's level of sensitivity. The drama and low tips is getting to him again.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

My 600 pound legacy d00d

wow Khet gained another 100 pounds?

So we are on track to get the DSP version of ''my 600 pound life'' when?

 

[Fragarach]

This isn't even a stream. It's just a guy reading every line of text in a game while chat talk amongst themselves with Derich spamming in the background about chicken sandwiches. What a disaster, and it's entirely of Phil's own making because he's such a coward.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

child stars are japanese exclusive and nato isn't japanese food but "soy bean food", god I want him to get nato, fresh nato for eating at the trough with the slob-o

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

child stars are japanese exclusive and nato isn't japanese food but "soy bean food", god I want him to get nato, fresh nato for eating at the trough with the slob-o

This is DSP of all people

He thinks all DnB music sounds the same from GTA 3's MSX FM's legendary setlist...

He knows no culture other than himself and his "fahmileee"

His son that he never wants is a declawed cat named Jahhsper..

The only trough he needs is Gin and Doordash

 

[Sup3r]

This isn't even a stream. It's just a guy reading every line of text in a game while chat talk amongst themselves with Derich spamming in the background about chicken sandwiches. What a disaster, and it's entirely of Phil's own making because he's such a coward.

He's in such denial he hasn't realised that there is anything wrong. He's managed to lose sight of what should matter to a streamer, or hell an entertainer in general. To him the viewers are his employees whose job it is to give him his gacha and gin money, only he never said it was gin and gacha. His "audience" isn't really his now, they're not there for him. They want SK and he knows it. He could literally die in an hour and only one person in the entire world would give a second to care: Derich.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Mid stream status update:

Total tip: $46

Top tip: Rahb on ($20, his message was "26 dollars won't do for me!"

Members: 288

Viewers: 248

Chat is completely derailed by Derich austisically asking the same question over and over again until Phil answers him

Chat talking about Derich's autism and porn Twitter, as well as asking Phil to do more romance missions

Phil comboed Rahb's dollars into a nice begment

"we are only 4 dollars away from gunner glasses, just putting it out there"

 

[Lazycunt]

Doesn’t matter if he’s right, it’s still a retarded argument: “We need to limit freedom and take away choices and business options because a handful of autists can’t control themselves!”

In the meantime alcohol, which a dramatically larger percentage of the population are likely to abuse, is still legal?

Or wait... Do we need to outlaw alcohol too because a part of the population (including but not limited to eskimos!) have genes that make them more likely to become drunks?

I’m not a fan of micro transactions and yeah, there needs to be controls in place, particularly for kids.

But we can’t fucking tardproof our entire society and create a nannystate in steroids, just because “Muh autism!”.

They get psychologists to make this shit addictive to the human mind not just retards we don't outlaw alcohol but we have laws in place surrounding it

 

[Dennis Rodman]

I’d probably spend my 40 K on having Derich and Phil do a scat porn with each other

Who hurt you?

 

[Somecatchyname]

Mid stream status update:

Total tip: $46

Top tip: Rahb on ($20, his message was "26 dollars won't do for me!"

Members: 288

Viewers: 248

Chat is completely derailed by Derich austisically asking the same question over and over again until Phil answers him

Chat talking about Derich's autism and porn Twitter, as well as asking Phil to do more romance missions

Phil comboed Rahb's dollars into a nice begment

"we are only 4 dollars away from gunner glasses, just putting it out there"

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I think I almost had an aneurysm trying to read this crap.

 

[Fapcop]

Pig ups for the chat shots!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Rob giving him money must be one of the most depressing aspects of the entire DSP sphere

 

[Fapcop]

Who hurt you?

I just want to watch the world burn man!

That and watch Derich enthusiastically shit on Phil’s chest while Phil just lays there with max sad troutface and asks when he gets paid.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think I almost had an aneurysm trying to read this crap.

If I wanted to watch his stream and participate in chat, the derich shit would make me tap out.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Mid stream status update:

Top tip: Rahb on ($20, his message was "26 dollars won't do for me!"

God, what a pretzel-armed faggot.

 

[Sup3r]

If I wanted to watch his stream and participate in chat, the derich shit would make me tap out.

That'd be assuming you'd last long enough and don't offend Phil in your first message

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

It's fucking bonkers to go back to the original DSP bankruptcy stream , Feb 2, 2020, and hear the bullshit reasons he decided to come up to justify the bankruptcy. Of course there's the usual "I did nothing wrong, every time I thought I was ahead something terrible would happen", but there's also fun shit like "Paying the down payment on my mortgage" contributed to the bankruptcy, even though we can tell he barely fucking paid anything besides the interest. Also contributing to the bankruptcy: "The cost to upgrade my business..."

Good times.

 

[kebab4you]

Shouldn't Phil have been paid only about a week ago by Youtube? Tapped out already by just a couple of "chargebacks"?

 

[Ortsnay]

Shouldn't Phil have been paid only about a week ago by Youtube? Tapped out already by just a couple of "chargebacks"?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

EDIT. Now I get. He worked in a Jewish erlderly home, allegedly.

EDIT 2. I tend to a trolling superchat. You are still a wheelchair, Kevin.