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Some Kang wins. Flawless Victory. C O M M I S S A R Y.He isn't in prison yet.
And chances are, it won't be that mysterious. Dollars to donuts it's going to be a Brutality over some commissary.
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Some Kang wins. Flawless Victory. C O M M I S S A R Y.He isn't in prison yet.
And chances are, it won't be that mysterious. Dollars to donuts it's going to be a Brutality over some commissary.
Where did that come from, anyway? This is one very autistic detail I somehow missed.For some reason the likening himself to Christ doesn't seem out of character but, the obsession with Andy Warhol of all people still baffles me
Some raging fucking autist tried to write a book comparing him to Warhol.Where did that come from, anyway? This is one very autistic detail I somehow missed.
“Really fucked up shit” Like… I dunno, just throwing this out there… RAPING THEIR OWN 80 YEAR OLD MOTHER?Thought usually to chomos who did some really fucked up stuff or serial killers just look at how Dahmer died)
Chris has spent 39 years without being able to integrate into society, with or without prison he is a lost cause, at least in prison he would have a bed and a place to stay, because as soon as he gets out the only thing waiting for him is the homeless sagaNot to mention even if he goes to prison he'll learn nothing, and do nothing to better himself and prepare to integrate into society.
and all because the dumbass will fail to learn how the commissary works. If some bigger tougher inmate sends him some as a "gift" he'll take it and run thinking its no different than enablers/weens sent him things like that switch. Catch is when someone gives you commissary in prison you either turn it down and send it back or promise to pay it back with interest. That means earning your own from a work detail or some form of payment...and failing that its bend over and prepare for bubba's meat hammer bitch.Some Kang wins. Flawless Victory. C O M M I S S A R Y.
well maybe but i mean like freddy kruger stuff, touched then killed the kids stuff, or killed your own mother. Seriously idk why but matricide is often considered one of the worst things you can be in prison for....dk about fucking her though.“Really fucked up shit” Like… I dunno, just throwing this out there… RAPING THEIR OWN 80 YEAR OLD MOTHER?
Guess we'll get to see just how committed to the trooning Chris is.and all because the dumbass will fail to learn how the commissary works. If some bigger tougher inmate sends him some as a "gift" he'll take it and run thinking its no different than enablers/weens sent him things like that switch. Catch is when someone gives you commissary in prison you either turn it down and send it back or promise to pay it back with interest. That means earning your own from a work detail or some form of payment...and failing that its bend over and prepare for bubba's meat hammer bitch.
or if he can at least swallow his pride and do some prison work, its not like it has to be super hard all he could do is sort laundry or repainting the walls, so easy even a lazy dumbass like him could do itGuess we'll get to see just how committed to the trooning Chris is.
Someone wrote a book comparing Chris and Warhol or some shit. That is how Chris got on the Warhol kick. As for the claim that he is God made flesh, the literal Christ, it's actually not surprising at all. Chris has always believed he has a special place within Christianity. This is evidenced by his apparent belief that he can receive prophecies from God, his belief that his birthday should be a holiday, etc. Something that always struck me as odd about the Christian Love Day video and followup mailbag discussion(s) is that Chris seems to hint at having a reason beyond the basic "fun holiday to celebrate straight true honest love blah blah." He may not have believed at that time that he was literally the second coming of Jesus, but I think it's entirely possible (even probable) that he believed himself to be a divine being of sorts.For some reason the likening himself to Christ doesn't seem out of character but, the obsession with Andy Warhol of all people still baffles me
This is the problem with accepting his troonery at face value: he's too autistic to understand social roles and doesn't know what it means to be a woman, he just mimics whatever person he interacts with. Classic Chris was a cheap imitation of Bob (he even ripped off MrC's license "joke"). Then the lumberjack gets cuts down so Chris apes Barb's personality and becomes a psychotic woman.So, Chris is a man now huh?
Chris is a bitch now, man.So, Chris is a man now huh?
Chris will most likely be sent to a low or minimum security prison. Instead of being in a cell with Jim the Nazi who killed 12 men he will be put in a cell with Bob the white collar criminal. Everyone thinks prison is like the movies where rape and being shanked is part of daily life. Most prisoners don't want to add more time to there sentence so they will almost be forced to leave him alone. Most likely he will be in protective custody or thrown in with a bunch of other crazy inmates. Prison is not like the movies I'm sorry to tell you in fact in America prisons are private business and don't want violence especially with a high profile case. That could effect stock prices or get the local government on there asses. Most likely Chris won't get hurt and even if he does he will get thrown into PCand all because the dumbass will fail to learn how the commissary works. If some bigger tougher inmate sends him some as a "gift" he'll take it and run thinking its no different than enablers/weens sent him things like that switch. Catch is when someone gives you commissary in prison you either turn it down and send it back or promise to pay it back with interest. That means earning your own from a work detail or some form of payment...and failing that its bend over and prepare for bubba's meat hammer bitch.
well maybe but i mean like freddy kruger stuff, touched then killed the kids stuff, or killed your own mother. Seriously idk why but matricide is often considered one of the worst things you can be in prison for....dk about fucking her though.
A'yup! We have achieved Full Python! All Praise our new Messiah!
After the third or fourth White Collar Bob Epstein themselves to escape Baptism into the Church of the Christchaian Sonichu the prison might start to rethink that policy.Chris will most likely be sent to a low or minimum security prison. Instead of being in a cell with Jim the Nazi who killed 12 men he will be put in a cell with Bob the white collar criminal. Everyone thinks prison is like the movies where rape and being shanked is part of daily life. Most prisoners don't want to add more time to there sentence so they will almost be forced to leave him alone. Most likely he will be in protective custody or thrown in with a bunch of other crazy inmates. Prison is not like the movies I'm sorry to tell you in fact in America prisons are private business and don't want violence especially with a high profile case. That could effect stock prices or get the local government on there asses. Most likely Chris won't get hurt and even if he does he will get thrown into PC
yeah but still that commissary is genuinely like that, they take it very seriously and you damn well better be willing to pay up one way or another, its the inside equivalent o loan sharking, so much that there's been talk of discontinuing or replacing it with a system other inmates can't exploit others over.Chris will most likely be sent to a low or minimum security prison. Instead of being in a cell with Jim the Nazi who killed 12 men he will be put in a cell with Bob the white collar criminal. Everyone thinks prison is like the movies where rape and being shanked is part of daily life. Most prisoners don't want to add more time to there sentence so they will almost be forced to leave him alone. Most likely he will be in protective custody or thrown in with a bunch of other crazy inmates. Prison is not like the movies I'm sorry to tell you in fact in America prisons are private business and don't want violence especially with a high profile case. That could effect stock prices or get the local government on there asses. Most likely Chris won't get hurt and even if he does he will get thrown into PC