DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WolverineGuy22]

Extremely fair point.

I would not piss on DSP if he was on fire, but ''i would argue™'' that there is still an (Extremely autistic) discussion to be had whether Dave is evil or ''just'' a fucking piece of filth human.

Were just arguing semantics at this point. I would argue that "evil" would be Phil searching for people like Rob and enticing them to his streams. They found Phil on their own, and he does bait/guilt them into giving him money under false pretenses. I think we can all agree that DSP is absolutely scummy. I wouldn't call him "evil", but I wouldn't disagree if somebody thought he was.

 

[FaXmachine]

“Okay, ladies and gentlemen, you know the tip goal rewards… if we hit $50, I take off my shirt. If we hit the $100 mark, I’ll flash my dick and bahlls, AYUND… if we hit the $150 tips goal, arguably, I’ll show my AYAHSShull. Sound good? Okay? Alright, I agree. Let’s boot up the game…”

I think he'd be adding burp and farts to the whole thing too, I swear down he is trying to get those ASMR people who like that shit with the frequency he does it on stream, into the mic too.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

“Okay, ladies and gentlemen, you know the tip goal rewards… if we hit $50, I take off my shirt. If we hit the $100 mark, I’ll flash my dick and bahlls, AYUND… if we hit the $150 tips goal, arguably, I’ll show my AYAHSShull. Sound good? Okay? Alright, I agree. Let’s boot up the game…”

"And Derich just tipped a whopping 150 dollars guys and became a member so that means we hit the Goatsee goal. Tell me how deep you see inside me you sick little chink!"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I would argue that

And people say Phil doesn't have a kiwifarms account

 

[JimiHendrix]

if we're talking about phil being evil, then i still stand by my original assessment. phil is too stupid to apply objective morality to himself.

if an action benefits phil, then it is a good action.

simple as that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Slightly photoshopped on his original message that he just posted, so that your wish can be granted

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Mr. Not-a-childrens-entertainer's tweets are written specifically targeting children.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Gotta love how this game is so gay, that the only thing Phil can say is that he spent “two hours doing stuff”.

ORLY? What kind of stuff? Shooting anyone? Jumping? No? Just kinda walking around and reading dialogue hm? Sounds captivating!

You have bad taste if you don't like Yakuza games, sorry.

To each his own. I personally love the series, but Phil has his true calling in begging making great games look more boring than watching paint dry.

Edit: Ninja’d by @Tom Went To The Mayor.

 

[JefOliveira90]

Kinggoken never gave Phil money that we know of (aside from his sub I suppose) and he left of his own volition so I don't mind him going into DDM to be honest. He was also quite relaxed as a moderator and let a lot of things go that the more mentally challenged mods would have given people the boot for.

We should welcome loyal DSP supporters to migrate to DDM, not shame them. Or would you prefer Phil retain a high viewership/level of support?

Phil can keep Kinggoken and all his viewers for all I care. And btw, yeah, he did give him money.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

To each his own. I personally love the series, but Phil has his true calling in begging making great games to look more boring than watching paint dry.

Thing is Phil makes a ton of good games look like shit, because not only does he provide no interesting commentary, he doesn't even make most of the choices in his games.

Instead he looks at chat with his bulging eyes and expects them to give him a guide or tell him a killer strat.

So in the process there is no "challenge" or thinking happening in his pale head.

Couple this with him constantly looking at chat anticipating tips, and stalling to shout those out.

There's nothing interesting about his gameplay style because he has nothing to offer, beside middle schooler humor.

POO POO PEE PEEE!!!! HAHAHAHA funny!!! SHIT, DICKS, COCK AND ASS, HAHAHA!!

This is like the extent of his jokes, then he runs them into the ground, over and over again.

So Psychonauts 2,Kena, and Lost Judgement could be great games but fuck does he make them look boring.

To contrast this there are streamers who play terrible games, and make them super interesting, because they are entertaining.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Here to play games spends 30 mins baning people in chat and 20 mins pre stream. Shut up and play a awful game badly

games pretty neat if the person playing it knows how to fucking play.

i enjoy walking down an alleyway and ground bouncing thugs and then juggling them in the air.

Dude said Resident Evil 6 was the best game of 2012. A average game is the best game lol. Granted they didn't have a lot of good games that year.

 

[But I Digress]

Extremely fair point.

I would not piss on DSP if he was on fire, but ''i would argue™'' that there is still an (Extremely autistic) discussion to be had whether Dave is evil or ''just'' a fucking piece of filth human.

Stiffing his friends, grooming Pandalee, lying about being destitute or in dire straits and in need of money, being a racist, claiming his parents were on their last leg and this would be the last time he'd eeeeever see them again so he can go marry a horse, telling Khet he can't afford a honeymoon, lying about the actions of half the companies he worked with.

*snort* I would argue these items alone would make Phil an evil person.

 

[Delocated]

I've been having some TIHYDP videos on in the background while I work since my attention span

Dude said Resident Evil 6 was the best game of 2012. A average game is the best game lol

He also said Fallout 4 was GOTY of 2015 in a year with tons of great games. There's nothing more rage inducing than when he talks about games in a critical capacity.

 

[Organized Derailment]

After a few years of watching Phil talk about KF I decide to sign up and imagine my surprise when I don't see anybody here conspiring to break into Phil's house, steal his cat and shut off his electricity. So far I've seen mostly valid points raised against phil's antics, memes, and a whooooole lot of N bombs. very nice. sounds good to me.

 

[Jazz never died!]

I've been having some TIHYDP videos on in the background while I work since my attention span


He also said Fallout 4 was GOTY of 2015 in a year with tons of great games. There's nothing more rage inducing than when he talks about games in a critical capacity.

Back when it was popular to love Fallout 4. Not a bad game but far from best considering it was one of the best years for gaming in the last gen.

 

[DemoniusChexMix]

He also said Fallout 4 was GOTY of 2015 in a year with tons of great games. There's nothing more rage inducing than when he talks about games in a critical capacity.

Phil’s Ghoul bias showing

 

[PieceofShet]

Slightly photoshopped on his original message that he just posted, so that your wish can be granted

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This whole "swing by" feels like yea come to stream, drop the money and then you can leave...

 

[Jazz never died!]

I never found him to be a bad guy but just a fence sitter, Kinggoken never wanted agro between chat and Phil. Is he's actually stopping fence sitting then good honestly, Its nice to see people question the narrative even if the bull shit was obvious as fuck.

EDIT: Grammar

Lol he is a fat fuck with a autistic following of "haters". How anyone can watch him when he is boring. The haters pull in more views then Phil.

Phil claims he cleans and wipes down his headphones weekly...maybe I'm just a filthy animal, but I've literally never cleaned my headphones. Is that a thing? Do people actually clean headphones like that and does it actually do anything?

Leaked footage of DSP

 

[Iron Hamster]

This whole "swing by" feels like yea come to stream, drop the money and then you can leave...

Because that's all it is. He brings nothing to the table but begging, berating, and talking to the couple people that are there to see him like they're children.

 

[Globalistslaya]

this dude is so cringe View attachment 2578509

Supr makes the best detractor long segments imo. Extremely entertaining to watch, rants are always top notch and he sounds like a cool dood. Perhaps this post wasn't his best, just having a piss at DSP nothing serious. But to say he is cringy overall doesn't really cut it imo.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Supr makes the best detractor long segments imo. Extremely entertaining to watch, rants are always top notch and he sounds like a cool dood. Perhaps this post wasn't his best, just having a piss at DSP nothing serious. But to say he is cringy overall doesn't really cut it imo.

All the detractors are cringe. If you dedicate whole posts and time on a fat fuck who censors his chat and plays games badly. Then your a lolcow.