Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

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I dunno what all the implications surrounding the whole "camping trip at Ft. De Soto" narrative are supposed to be but it makes no fucking sense as a staging ground for going on the run, never mind hiding out, and it never did

Ft. De Soto is a tiny spit of land way at the bottom of Pinellas county, which in that area is a peninsula on the gulf side of Tampa Bay. There's an access road out the very south end of St. Petersburg, after you go past the St. Pete beaches. Only one road in and out, densely populated locale, with condos and commercial development and sheeit before you get to the park itself, full of tourists and locals alike. In order to leave there you have to cut back up into St. Pete and get on 275, from which you have to either haul down over the water to Bradenton or go all the way back up through Tampa to get to other major roads.

The park itself is tiny, it's just a little atoll type thing, and going there would put you in close contact to a bunch of eyewitness daytrippers. Florida is huge and full of mystery swamps and that location makes absolutely no sense even as a diversion. A walmart parking lot would make more sense, especially since some random boonie shopping plaza off 75 or 4 or any state route like 301 would probably back into a bunch of marshland only homeless people wander into.
 
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Internet War Criminal said:
I'm an enraged edgy retarded faggot who spread thousands of words across dozens of posts to make sure everyone knows. Also no one knows nuthin so ur all stupid and all crime is ur fault lmao and this whore obviously deserved it. She's also ugly and fat and I would not have sex with her.
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Dude, normally your posts are moderately-to-very entertaining, but you're a few light years out in the weeds on this one. Get a fucking grip.

Also, "innocent until proven guilty" you double nigger, stop acting like she's evil and everybody's stupid just because people think she didn't deserve to lose the same basic human right (the right to not die by being killed by some asshole) everybody gets by default.
 
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MunsterCheese said:
As far as Gabby being a "thot," she was ridding around in her van with the guy she was engaged to be married to at the age of 22. Yes, they had kind of put their marriage plans on a bit of a hold. But they still considered themselves engaged. Sleeping with someone you are engaged to is not exactly on the thot scale in this day & age.

Edit to Add: Also no onlyfans. And this is the absolute spiciest picture I could find of her online. In the age of online whores. She ain't it.
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Very phallic
Edit:Also everyone arguing in this thread is a massive autist and makes my nuts itch.
 
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moocow said:
Dude, normally your posts are moderately-to-very entertaining, but you're a few light years out in the weeds on this one. Get a fucking grip.

Also, "innocent until proven guilty" you double nigger, stop acting like she's evil and everybody's stupid just because people think she didn't deserve to lose the same basic human right (the right to not die by being killed by some asshole) everybody gets by default.
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I heard she was anti-vax so she she could have murdered grandma with her coof cooties were she still alive so yes, she was evil and whoever killed her was a hero.

Two can play.
 
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Gabby's family, step father, step mother and all got tattos matching their dead daughter.

The step parents should be thankful their angsty zoomer daughter had not yet gone full sleeve yet.petito-mom-presser2.jpgpetito-mom-presser4.jpggabby-petito-tattoo-1-copy.jpg

Mepsi Pax said:
I dunno what all the implications surrounding the whole "camping trip at Ft. De Soto" narrative are supposed to be but it makes no fucking sense as a staging ground for going on the run, never mind hiding out, and it never did
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If they had trackers on their car or were recorded going somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, it would look suspicious. At the park there was a high enough volume of visitors that they easily could have slipped him into another car. It is also right on the ocean and would make a good escape by boat.

Any other ocean side stop the question would be, "what were you doing there?" It is best to have a lie with an inbuilt excuse of "we were just going camping." It is an acceptable lie and one they can stick to.

If Brian Laundrie is now out in the woods somewhere and he decided his best bet would be to get out of the country by boat, he is going to have one hell of a time getting to a boat ocean side without a decent chance of being seen.
 
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Ah, redneck grief. Baldy is propably an hero, but lets hope the Dawg gets us some milk.
 
Mepsi Pax said:
I dunno what all the implications surrounding the whole "camping trip at Ft. De Soto" narrative are supposed to be but it makes no fucking sense as a staging ground for going on the run, never mind hiding out, and it never did
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I think it's the best lead the authorities have on Brian's whereabouts right now. The media is just blowing things out of proportion like always. And for all we know Dog might have embellished his narrative to spice things up for his audience. But then I don't find it unreasonable to suspect that Brian escaped by boat either, especially if the park is too small for him to hide in, like you said.

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If Brian Laundrie is now out in the woods somewhere and he decided his best bet would be to get out of the country by boat, he is going to have one hell of a time getting to a boat ocean side without a decent chance of being seen.
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That depends on when he took the boat. Gabby's family reported her disappearance on the 11th, and the police went to the Laundries' house on the 17th (they told the police they haven't seen Brian since the 14th). Gabby's body was only found on the 19th. Brian had a few days in which he could move about without being a person of interest.
 
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MunsterCheese said:
Gabby's family, step father, step mother and all got tattos matching their dead daughter.
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Maybe if this faggot kept his family together, his daughter wouldn't have been dead set on living in a van with an aspiring ecofascist. He can get all the tribute tattoos he wants now but this guy failed his family.
 
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3holeDonkeyPunch said:
It's rarely the father's choice to keep a family together. Women file 80% of divorces.
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Yeah and Long Island, NY is the gold digging whore capital of the world. I blame the wife as well, the point being divorce creates nutbar children like Gabby. The parents are going to want to blame Brian for everything but reality is they are both at fault for wrecking their family.
 
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Youtube Celery said:
Lotta simps and wine aunt spergs in this thread, with any luck Dog trips over a rock and busts his hot dog skinned ass and has to go back home so the non larpers can get on with it.
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I disagree completely. Dog is my spirit animal, out there causing chaos and shitting things up wherever he goes. This thread could use more dogposting and fewer polcel VS wine detective spergouts.
 
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