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[ColtWalker1847]

So, has anyone speculated on what life is going to be like for him in a Washington prison/jail where most of the people locked up are Aryan Brotherhood or legit white nationalist Neo-Nazis of some flavor?

Also LOL @ this pasty white fucker shooting that chad Polynesian guy and calling it 'fighting racism.' Hope your cellmate's name is Adolph, soymunk.

Thurston County jail? Boring. Everybody there is just serving some kind of small sentence or waiting for a judge/trial. Polite, because people serving want out early, but also dumb because most people in there are there on dumb shit. Eat TV dinners, read checkstand paperback novels, watch Animal Planet in the common room. It's county.

Prison is something different. I have a family member doing time for murder at AHCC (medium security). But he broke his brain on meth so it's hard to judge. From what I understand they mostly just form cliques and stick to themselves. Like high school cafeterias but you sleep there, I think.


Also, you fuckers are forgetting the most notable SA killer, William Freund aka forbiddenforum. The turbo-autist who showed up in their gun thread asking for advice about buckshot for his Fudd gun to kill jack-o-lantern vandals. Then he killed some people with it wearing a cape and ski mask.

 

[LordOdin]

Why do you fucking care? If you are vaxxed you have nothing to fear from the unvaxxed. Right? If the Vaccines are so safe and perfect it should not matter if you are around a filthy Covid Carrier. You are Immune! Right?!

I am vaxxed myself but I can only conclude from the shrill shrieking about the unvaxxed is that my vaccine cannot protect me. I not only wasted my time getting it, but I also made myself a part of a medical experiment for NOTHING. if the vaccine is useless well then fuck getting a booster and absolutely fuck you giving it to my kids.

I give 0 shits either way but i think they're whinging not because they're worried about their own health rather they want things to go back to normal fully so they can go out and get their fucking soy lattés. They vieuw anti vaxxers as the reason there are still measures in place and misplace blame that's supposed to be on the government.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Pill Cosby]

Antifa is a weird group of faggots. I hope he tries to join some black prison gang thinking he's fighting the patriarchy.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Of course, the moderation's problem with this man is him getting arrested, instead of trying to murder a lot of people.

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That gravestone picture will never not be hilarious.

I'm vaxxed but I tell people that I'm not vaxxed for shits and giggles.

If anyone asks I tell them it's none of their business. If you have it and believe it works so well why do you care what others think or choose to do?

All of these antifa members end up being soy boys. Not surprised to see this pitiful attempt at mass murder fall flat. Do better faggot.

Honestly he's probably going to get off rather easy, just by being on the Left and barely looking human. Hard to feel sorry for him even if he didn't choose to look like a starving zombie.

Antifa is a weird group of faggots. I hope he tries to join some black prison gang thinking he's fighting the patriarchy.

I'm sure with that weird looking vagina mouth they may have some small use for him.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I literally understand virology, transmissibility, and the actual preventative measures less than the ppl I talk down to

A fry cook that's high as a kite can school the talking heads regarding covid just by reciting safeserve shit an animated mascot taught him in training.

I worked with the public through all of this and contracted covid 3 times. It was less and less of a bad flu each time consecutively. I have continually encountered ppl that are vaccinated come down with that distinctive cough (most of you ppl that are sperging about it have friends and loved ones with the malproductive wet cough but you ignore it) for the past year. None of the ppl I worked with through all of the initial covid sperging have tested positive or come down sick since the 2nd time they got it. Lol I only got tested and confirmed the third time bc it was mandatory due to someone I worked directly with being positive.

Every single person I know to be vaccinated has been presenting with the symptoms and waning between ok with a sore throat or "under the weather" hacking but still working like they aren't just active viral load sprinklers. Like it's not going to get me sick again but I'm actually worried about the rest of you guys lol: they just keep infecting eachother.

I jumped off the covid concern train the day i found out that the lottery was going to keep running. The lottery is directly controlled by the governments in your locale and the lottery ran continually. From a medical standpoint that's insane: we allowed ppl during an assumed pandemic to continue to go out in public specifically to fiddle with porous material. Porous material we have long known to be nastier than most toilet bowls.. So at the same time they closed the casinos bc "hurr during muh transmissibility via continually handled porous materials" they allowed ppl to scratch and pull tickets. I managed a location that sold 2 seperate million dollar scratch offs in that first year to speak for volume in lottery sales alone.

There's no room for conspiracy in the crowd of blatant disregard. It's a nothing burger lmfao. You just saw the old giants get a chance to flex their muscles and remind us of who actually makes the rules. As ppl have noted; this type of behavior, firing a gun into a crowd and everything that lead to it, is just a byproduct of this fantastical thinking. Everyone wants the apocalypse to kick off but you gotta let this shit go or lanky bespectacled antifa neets might just up and shoot a motherfucker lol.

 

[LordOdin]

>Something Awful:1
>Kiwi Farms: 0
Truly a pathetic display. They really are wiping the floor with us.

Chad kiwi farms bullying people into suicide without lifting a finger.

Vs

Virgin SA having to shoot people to get a kill count but members are so weak they can't lift the gun high enough to not shoot them in the toes.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

To be fair, Anti-Vaxxxxer-Fascists literally assault Science, common fucking decency and the right to RETURN TO NORMAL.

So in a way, it was self-defense.

I literally had to pause reading this and it made me wander if its satire or serious as a reminder that i live in truly clown world.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Stasi]

Chipmunk

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Lmao nooooo mclovin what have you done

 

[Rungle]

Is it a bit too British of me to say, fuck anti-vaxxers but wow, shooting them is too far?

This user is british.
Laugh at him.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Chipmunk

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That is a unfortunate face to be bringing into what are likely to be some very challenging correctional facilities.

The general thinness of the features would have even the ardent draft sergeant tossing this little one back into the civilian population. The weak chin might as well have 'punch here' tattooed on the cleft. The sleepiness of his expression suggests a decaying intelligence that has sunk below the line of mean IQ in the US. Ordinarily this deficiency would be superficially corrected by the addition of glasses however, in this case, they only serve to exacerbate the dopiness of their wearer. The girlish eyes (that might have been a blessing as he rampaged through the tangled thickets of pieced Antifa-affiliated labia, like a 12th century holy land crusader, cutting a bloody path through the armies of Saladin) are unlikely to serve him well in a confined, all-male environment.

Worst of all is the unfortunate manner in which the contours of his face, along with the vaginal gully of that extraordinary philtrum, all seem to converge suggestively on his full lips. This does not bode well, especially when one takes into account the prominent ears that might be repurposed as functional handholds in a hypothetical situation where his head needed to be physically guided for some purpose or other.

It doesn't take a great stretch of the imagination to picture Mr Varela's future block-mates hunched around this photo like plastic surgeons, using sharpies to lengthen his hair and add rouge and lip-gloss. Some people are too lazy to hit the 'random character creation' button more than once, I guess.

 

[Ghostse]

This user is british.
Laugh at him.

Suffer not the fognigger to live.

 

[Ita Mori]

So TLDR, either the antifa swallows his pride and hangs out with the nazis or he's alone and gets his ass split by gay niggers.

What happens if the nazis do a background check on him and discover his lust for big black cock?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

"Far right extremism tho" - MSM, probably

 

[McSchlomo]

This prison fanfic on display is very romantic and I thank all of you

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Literally the cuck face meme in IRL.
But I dont see the exact problem with the forum. Trolling someone into commiting a violent crime against a 3d unaffiliated party is the peak trolling.
It is violent, dagerous, antisocial, criminal etc. etc., but it is a peak trolling. And seems the SA users did exactly that.

 

[Slap47]

SA member arrested for shooting up protest:

Antifa member charged with shooting anti-vaxxer in Washington

An Antifa member with a long history of posting far-left extremist content online has been arrested and charged with the shooting of an anti-vaxxer in Olympia, Wash.

www.foxnews.com

Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.

So we have a bunch of SA people dressing in all black and shooting people... totally doesn't sound similar to something.

 

[Vivec]

Literally the cuck face meme in IRL.
But I dont see the exact problem with the forum. Trolling someone into commiting a violent crime against a 3d unaffiliated party is the peak trolling.
It is violent, dagerous, antisocial, criminal etc. etc., but it is a peak trolling. And seems the SA users did exactly that.

No no no, you don't get it. The majority of the D and D posters actually believe this shit. While the occasional FYAD poster might encourage the eternal bern-outs to engage in 'direct action', the vast majority of the support comes from other true and honest commies in D and D that are convinced that the US is already a fascist state.

edit - it's almost daily that we see a nojoe member on SA get probed or banned for recommending that people learn to build bombs, make lists of people they really don't like being alive, etc.

 

[justhereforments]

Just get vaccinated, for your own good and that of everyone else you stupid niggers.

How many 'anti-vax' types will meekly without hesitation go get required immunization shots for travelling abroad without a second thought? The absolute fucking retardation of this whole scenario makes me want to puke. And now people are so goddamn ass-chapped that they are SHOOTING retard anti-vaxxers!!

This is so fucking clown world I wish a REAL pandemic like an air-transmitted variant of Ebola would strike, and then see how how 'muh freedoms' these idiots get.

Aren't you a self-professed druggie?