"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

You would think with all the bullshit happening in PDX from rampant homelessness and the fighting between Proudboys and Antifa with Social Justice movements happening Phil would be posting his autism non-stop like a Boomer with no self awareness on Facebook.
I think old Potato-Head is winding down. He’s not far off 40 and he’s at that age where if you haven’t got it figured out, you never will. People his age have dropped out of activism or gone into a more practical form and to the young edgelords, he’s just a fat old man who smells of shit and never does anything. He’s running out of identities, he’s achieved nothing real in twenty years, he has no friends, family or prospects and no doubt his health is starting to fail. Perhaps his attempts to impress strangers online are starting to feel hollow.
 
Phil's edginess is about as sharp as that dull kitchen knife he tried to cut that potato with. There are geriatrics with Alzheimers in nursing homes who are more hip and in-touch with modern youth culture than Phil. It's probably a good thing that Phil is just too retarded to be embarrassed with himself.
 
I love Satanists because they've got this edgy aesthetic and have the Devil as their icon, and yet it's literally against their rules to be a meanie or to disagree with abortion or trannies. As if the Devil's entire deal isn't about breaking rules and saying whatever he wants regardless of the consequences.

Anyway, Phil's alredy commiting a cardinal sin- 9. Lack of Aesthetics. The Devil doesn't want nothing to do with you unless you've got a good fit.
 
I love Satanists because they've got this edgy aesthetic and have the Devil as their icon, and yet it's literally against their rules to be a meanie or to disagree with abortion or trannies. As if the Devil's entire deal isn't about breaking rules and saying whatever he wants regardless of the consequences.

Anyway, Phil's alredy commiting a cardinal sin- 9. Lack of Aesthetics. The Devil doesn't want nothing to do with you unless you've got a good fit.
Satanists were and to an extent still are the epitome of "I am so fucking boring and lacking in personality and charm and interesting smalltalk that I will latch myself onto the edgiest schtick I can find in order to get noticed" gimmickry in much the same way that extremist left/right wing politics like neo-nazism or maoism or whatever have been used by dysfunctional attention seekers to get spotlights and cameras pointed at themselves.

And much like the kind of people you find populating these political fringes, 99.999% of your average Satanist's activity in service to Lucifer and his church is simply them playing dressup with stereotypical Satanist costume, slapping proverbial or indeed literal "i am a scary and edgy Satanist" stickers over all their public-facing aesthetic online and IRL, and ofcourse going out of their way to talk about how they are totally utterly and completely badass Satanists to everyone dumb enough to enter into protracted conversation with them, with the remaining 0.001% being them googling the Satanic bible.

Or to TLDR it, its shit thats pretty much custom built for a sped spud spod like ADF
 
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The farms is full of people who fit that equation but are also at least interesting. Phil used to be more entertaining.
Yup. That's why he lost his sub-forum. And of course he was so stupid he figured it was some kind of 'peace overture' from the Farms, not a statement that he'd lost most of his amusing/entertaining touch and was becoming boring AF.
 
Yup. That's why he lost his sub-forum. And of course he was so stupid he figured it was some kind of 'peace overture' from the Farms, not a statement that he'd lost most of his amusing/entertaining touch and was becoming boring AF.
I returned after a sabbatical and thought he’d died cause it was gone. Nope, only his entertainment value and milk quality were dead.
 
This sped is still around? He is a disgrace to the Left, liberals and progressives.

LOL, nah. Phil is the perfect poster child for the modern regressive, selfish, "fuck YOU dad/give me everything for free/everyone that disagrees with me is a Nazi/trannies showing their dicks to little girls is A-OK", Pinko Commie wannabe Left in America. He's exactly what they deserve because they're all nearly as bad as he is.


Because Mao was totally fine with religion as long as it wasn't Christianity, right? I'm sure it comforts that fat pedophile as he burns in Hell that there are people like Phil in the West who all have poorly informed crushes on him.


Phil never fails to come up with the most pants-shitting retarded names for himself. And so edgy too! I'm sure some 13 year old in the early 90s would be really impressed with him. What's the over/under on Phil having made this embarrassing abortion of a name official? I really do hope he actually went to the courthouse or wherever name changes are done in his area, paid actual money to file it, and actually had to write down not only his new asinine name, but also his former mongoloid name down on real official documents. That would be just *chefs kiss* MWAH! As I said earlier, it's a damn good thing Phil is incapable of feeling embarrassed with himself, because with all the foolish, stupid, retarded shit he's done in his life? Any relatively normal person would have committed suicide by now, if they hadn't already just dropped dead in shame.
 
It looks like Phil has as little knowledge about satanism as he does about communism.
give me everything for free
Phil gets tardbux which is a form of socialism, just like communism. The welfare state is the most moderate and communism the most radical form of socialism, oh yeah, and Calicommie SJWism is its most retarded version, all of which, of course, Phil doesn't know. He already lives in what he thinks communism and Maoism is. But if he were more intelligent, shouldn't he, instead of obsessing over Mao and Cuba (or Venezuela), be a wehraboo idealising Kaiser Germany (which became the first welfare state ever under Bismarck)? Or have photos of FDR and John Myanard Keynes in his bedroom?
everyone that disagrees with me is a Nazi
I always wonder: If there is anti-facist action, who is fascist action?
 
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One of the reasons I have always been able to tell that Phil had no understanding of Communism is that he really doesn’t talk much about why specifically he chose Maoism as his central ideology and it’s rare for him to bring up other Communist Theorists. While I’m not a Commie I’ve known plenty in my day and nearly all of them constantly attack, explain the flaws of, or exalt other Communists than the main one they follow. Usually there’s an overlap or alliance between Maoists and Hoxhaists for example but I think I’ve only heard Phil mention Hoxha once or twice whatsoever. In fact Hoxha rebuked Mao for opening trade with the US and would be more in line with Phil’s rebellion and Atheism but there’s no Anime Husbando connected to Hoxha or Albania so that of course answers that question. Maoists also usually have some opinion on Zhou Enlai. I think again I’ve heard Phil mention Zhou twice. I’d love to hear Phil try to explain why Eternal Revolution is bad an Socialism in One Country is good. I’m sure I’ll never get my answers though because he doesn’t understand what he’s parroting. Just trying to be edgy.
 
I always wonder: If there is anti-facist action, who is fascist action?
Less murderous communists.
Usually there’s an overlap or alliance between Maoists and Hoxhaists for example but I think I’ve only heard Phil mention Hoxha once or twice whatsoever.
Phil should be a Posadist because that's the most lolcow of all commie flavors.
 
Phil should be a Posadist because that's the most lolcow of all commie flavors.
Trotskyism and UFOlogy, yep and it’s based on some Latino guys writings so it’s not too far fetched for him. Back in my idealistic Punk rock days where I flirted with Titoism I even found Trotskyism to be pretty odd. No I’m no longer into Titoism.
 
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