Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

"I had a minor stroke .... My whole right side was not working"

Uh, yeah, sure fatso. I'm no medical expert but that sounds like at least a moderate stroke.

At this point ist's just a wonder that he is still alive.

 

[stets]

Fuck this asshole. 10 years ago it's, "I got a wakeup call and I'm not eating bad food too often now".

10 years later he's smashing fast food burgers in his maw and complaining when they're not big enough.

It’s my theory that he’s now completely done with even the pretense of serious dieting. He’ll still make dumb token changes like trying to eat marginally fewer carbs that won’t amount to anything. But the days of even pretending to follow a strict diet like Sanford are over. He’s decided it’s not worth it, and that he’s better off just eating what he wants until he dies.

The only way this’ll change is if he becomes completely disabled and is forced to eat what people feed him. I used to think that maybe a major health emergency that puts him in the hospital for a few weeks might change his mind, but no longer. Jack could spend a month in the ICU and would still go hit up the Wendy’s drive through for a burger the moment he got out.

 

[p1138]

His eating habit is actually quite revealing what a fake Christian he is, because last time I checked gluttony was still one of the 7 deadly sins. Not that I really would expect anyone of him and family or the retarded church members do know much about Christianity to begin with. So far Jack has almost all of the 7 deadly sins covered.
Gluttony (self explanatory),
Greed (as in buying all that worthless kitchen/BBQ stuff, spending thousands on out eating and so on),
Sloth (as in he hasn't done anything useful e.g a real job for over 15 years even his early video were always bare minimum effort),
Wrath (as in choking his son)
Pride (as in his dangerous overconfidence and arrogance)

Oh, there's some envy going on too. He wishes he had a channel as big as babish or other youtube people, knows he never will, and just steals shit from recipes to pictures of food from others who put in just a little effort all while hoping he won't get caught.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Jack could spend a month in the ICU and would still go hit up the Wendy’s drive through for a burger the moment he got out.

Idk, how bad the coof situation is in TN but if it is as bad as in some other states he might not get even an ICU and is shoved in a corner of the ER for a month. But, tbh, I highly doubt that he will survive his next stroke to begin with and even if he survives he most likely ends up as a drooling potato, like the Hartley Hooligans, in a special-care home.

 

[Aaway]

There's also a post in his dead blog that predates the first stroke by about 2-3 years. In it, he whines about a trip to the hospital with symptoms that sound *exactly* like a stroke. He refused tests yet still left early in a huff because it was taking doctors too long to diagnose him(because he declined necessary medical testing). I'm convinced this was at minimum a mini stroke if not a full blown stroke.

So I'm relatively convinced he's actually had three strokes. I'm wondering if his whining and refusal of treatment from the first one actually helped cause the following two. That would be hilarious cosmic justice and would be exactly the type of thing that would happen to Jack.

holy shit, i had never seen this before. this motherfucker has had 3 strokes!

unless he had suffered some sort of head trauma, that was 100% a stroke he experienced. i can't think of anything else that would result in an entire side of your body going numb. interesting how the next two strokes also impacted his right side. how the fuck is this guy still alive?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Idk, how bad the coof situation is in TN but if it is as bad as in some other states he might not get even an ICU and is shoved in a corner of the ER for a month. But, tbh, I highly doubt that he will survive his next stroke to begin with and even if he survives he most likely ends up as a drooling potato, like the Hartley Hooligans, in a special-care home.

Last I heard a few months ago it was super fucking bad, no idea what it's like now.

There's also a post in his dead blog that predates the first stroke by about 2-3 years. In it, he whines about a trip to the hospital with symptoms that sound *exactly* like a stroke. He refused tests yet still left early in a huff because it was taking doctors too long to diagnose him(because he declined necessary medical testing). I'm convinced this was at minimum a mini stroke if not a full blown stroke.

So I'm relatively convinced he's actually had three strokes. I'm wondering if his whining and refusal of treatment from the first one actually helped cause the following two. That would be hilarious cosmic justice and would be exactly the type of thing that would happen to Jack.

Jesus! That sounds like a mini-stroke that if properly diagnosed could have served as a warning and with healthy changes in diet could have prevented future strokes or any serious health issues.

But Jack had to be a huge baby and storm out. If I were a religious man, I would say God gave him a warning with a mini-stroke and he plugged his ears.

And what a huge baby he is in this blog. I'm a fucking baby in the hospital too but let the doctors do the fucking tests.

 

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[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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It’s fucking raw. Stroke brain didn’t even talk about the food.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Last I heard a few months ago it was super fucking bad, no idea what it's like now.


Jesus! That sounds like a mini-stroke that if properly diagnosed could have served as a warning and with healthy changes in diet could have prevented future strokes or any serious health issues.

But Jack had to be a huge baby and storm out. If I were a religious man, I would say God gave him a warning with a mini-stroke and he plugged his ears.

And what a huge baby he is in this blog. I'm a fucking baby in the hospital too but let the doctors do the fucking tests.

Makes me wonder, has he done any rehabilitation after his strokes at all?
I mean....its obvious he skipped the arm training but usually you do some "brain" rehab or atleast checkups afterwards aswell? You know....to make the mushy brain function a bit less mushbrainy. Not sure how that works. Makes me think he skipped all that stuff.

Its quite amazing this retard survived beyond the age of 12 i would say. He really is incredibly stupid.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Makes me wonder, has he done any rehabilitation after his strokes at all?
I mean....its obvious he skipped the arm training but usually you do some "brain" rehab or atleast checkups afterwards aswell? You know....to make the mushy brain function a bit less mushbrainy. Not sure how that works. Makes me think he skipped all that stuff.

Its quite amazing this retard survived beyond the age of 12 i would say. He really is incredibly stupid.

He was doing prayer therapy for it. Though occasionally he'd dip back into doing real rehab.

He has since given up and declared god wills him to be a dead-armed mushbrain to inspire others.

 

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The restaurant is clearly called Gordon Ramsay Burger. This stupid idiot spells it BurGR in the video title and burGR in the card in the video.
No review of the burgers or Del Taco (on his card in the video as Del taco).
No video of eating the food. Fatass doesn't want to be in the Jakbangs anymore.
No attempt to hide them parking in a handicapped spot.

 

[Aaway]

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del taco is fucking amazing, but you're in vegas you stroked out faggot. there are hundreds of great breakfast joints, why are you going to del taco and denny's? god these boomers infuriate me

apparently Qali is deathly afraid of blue cheese, as he refuses to try one of the wings just because there were some blue cheese crumbles on them. interesting

the burgers are fucking raw. i've eaten there a few times and they do ask how you want the burger cooked. they clearly said they wanted theirs cooked rare. fucking animals

no shot of jack or anyone trying the food. another PCLM inspired move?

 

[p1138]

Makes me wonder, has he done any rehabilitation after his strokes at all?
I mean....its obvious he skipped the arm training but usually you do some "brain" rehab or atleast checkups afterwards aswell? You know....to make the mushy brain function a bit less mushbrainy. Not sure how that works. Makes me think he skipped all that stuff.

Its quite amazing this retard survived beyond the age of 12 i would say. He really is incredibly stupid.

Doubtful. He does have some videos of that saebo amazon crap he probably got "sponsored" for to try and shill though.

 

[p1138]

The restaurant is clearly called Gordon Ramsay Burger. This stupid idiot spells it BurGR in the video title and burGR in the card in the video.
No review of the burgers or Del Taco (on his card in the video as Del taco).
No video of eating the food. Fatass doesn't want to be in the Jakbangs anymore.
No attempt to hide them parking in a handicapped spot.

Because mushbrain probably can't understand that the name changed back in 2017 or so. It was originally BurGR https://www.yelp.com/biz/gordon-ramsay-burgr-las-vegas-4

 

[stets]

The restaurant is clearly called Gordon Ramsay Burger. This stupid idiot spells it BurGR in the video title and burGR in the card in the video.

It used to be called BurGR, so I'll let it slide. (Get it? BurGR BurGordonRamsay? Some Vegas hotel Food and Beverage director was coked out of his mind when he came up with that and probably thought he was really clever.)

 

[rubytintedchix]

This video was a mess.
>We’re going to Gordon Ramsey’s BUGR
>Video starts out at Del Taco

okay????

Jack Jr. is not having any bit of being filmed. Didn’t see much of Tammy Jr. either. Tammy yells at Jack while seated at Burgr (which is actually Burger?) about random things. She sounds annoyed with him. Jack and Jr. surmise that the reason stuff is missing from the menu is because of Covid and not because they haven’t been there in 10 years. Yep, covid. No chance that they rotated menus or changed chefs. It’s all fucking Covid. Pair of geniuses.

Why are they going to a robot bar if none of them drink?

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[p1138]

This video was a mess.
>We’re going to Gordon Ramsey’s BURG
>Video starts out at Del Taco

okay????

Jack Jr. is not having any bit of being filmed. Didn’t see much of Tammy Jr. either. Tammy yells at Jack while seated at Burgr (which is actually Burger?) about random things. She sounds annoyed with him. Jack and Jr. surmise that the reason stuff is missing from the menu is because of Covid and not because they haven’t been there in 10 years. Yep, covid. No chance that they rotated menus or changed chefs. It’s all fucking Covid. Pair of geniuses.

Why are they going to a robot bar if none of them drink?

Because that's the kind of shit boomers do. Just being fascinated by the robot like it's some 1950's world's fair attraction, while failing to understand that it isn't the only one in existence, and is actually incredibly boring to watch assuming you've seen any sort of technology from after the 20th century. My Grandmother in her 80s likely would have been amused by it as well.

 

[Aaway]

i wonder where fatty is, because that's definitely not his front porch. and rob chimes in with a gem

 

[rubytintedchix]

After reviewing the video a second time with @TheLazyMan, it looks like we did get a Qalibang this video, so we’ll roll with that.

 

[stets]

This video has even more of Jack’s shitty grammar and lack of attention to detail: