Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%
  • Total voters
    1,395
I thought his strokes were closer together time wise. Wow he really had some time to get his act together and he never did.

As far as his jacking off on the go. I find it incredibly smooth brain they think the pandemic is the reason why they have standard plates vs it just being over a decade of time and shit just changing.

That said I don't mind a bloody burger given that the beef is quality and ground fresh.


These really are a far cry from the content of yesteryear. At least his old jack on the gos you'd get a somewhat adequate review of the experience, putting aside his karen-y petulance in public.

Is there actual proof he used to be an alcoholic. Hes incredibly weird about it and constantly and self righteosly pointing out he doesn't drink, yet we'll still sperge out when something is "bourbon flavored" or when he cooks with beer.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: MerriedxReldnahc, saralovesjuicyfruit, Aunt Carol and 9 others
OK, who of you bloody dumbasses is trolling Wikipedia again? 🤣
Webaufnahme_29-9-2021_215241_en.wikipedia.org.jpeg
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Winner
Reactions: Miltank, Morgan Copper, Prostolurk and 26 others
stets said:
This video has even more of Jack’s shitty grammar and lack of attention to detail:View attachment 2580776
Click to expand...
“We took Brianna..”. Was she the only one there? Did you drop her off? She wasn’t even in the video tasting any damn food. This should have read “WE went to Gordan Ramsay’s restaurant…” because that’s literally all it was. Don’t blame your morbid obesity on this poor girl who clearly has no say in anything.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: MerriedxReldnahc, desudesu, Trappin in the Trap and 6 others
Aaway said:
i wonder where fatty is, because that's definitely not his front porch. and rob chimes in with a gem

View attachment 2580693
Click to expand...
Whatever happened to the plans for the Compound Saga anyways? Jack hasn't mentioning buying property, guns, and a FEMALE dog recently.

I know it was Mushbrain probably just running his mouth and doomposting about how Biden is going to harvest his organs and not really a serious plan, but dammit I wanted Jack to fuck up making a militia compound.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Aunt Carol, cuddle striker, That Damned Tiger and 4 others
rubytintedchix said:
Why are they going to a robot bar if none of them drink? 🤔
Click to expand...
Because it's kind of cool, but also a massive tourist trap. It's expensive as fuck to make your own drink (I think like...$15 a pop?), and it doesn't mix the drinks well at all. I decided to try a Long Island (might as well at those prices), and it tasted like ass.

This while trip sounds like Jack trying to avoid fun at all costs. Go to a casino? Sure, the ratty looking one 15 minutes from the huge, fun ones. Food? Sure! Del Taco and other fast food joints away from the strip. Drinking? How about a drink that is prohibitively expensive and tastes like shit to have you avoid all alcohol?
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Miltank, Trappin in the Trap, draculapenis and 8 others
Aaway said:
i wonder where fatty is, because that's definitely not his front porch. and rob chimes in with a gem

View attachment 2580693
Click to expand...
I love Rob so much. He's so subtle with his trolling that Jack would look like such an asshole on his FB page if he were to block him. Honestly, mushbrain probably doesn't even realize what Rob is doing.

Rob's latest video featuring Jack's BBQ sauces:

Speaking of Rob, I'm totally late on this one but I'd still like to add some commentary:

- Starting off with an intro that doesn't blow out your ears and that isn't "baby music"
- He's taking off the membrane from the ribs, I guess Rob prefers his seasonings to actually penetrate through the meat and doesn't enjoy his ribs with a crunch:

- Shoutout to Sam the cooking guy, an actual "regular, nice guy on YT" without professional/formal training, but has great recipes and techniques that novice cooks can learn from
- Rob finishes the ribs on the grill with the three different sauces; The best bbq sauce you'll ever taste, the best hot bbq sauce you'll ever taste, and Sweet Baby Ray's. The ribs look pretty good, sans membrane is much better
- Dunking on Jack again by walking, with two functioning arms to his neighbours so they can help with the taste testing
- You mean stuffing food into your gaping maw one after another and mumbling, "it's good", isn't how you conduct a taste test?
- These people are a stark contrast with the ones you see on fatty doo doo's channel. It's easy to be relaxed on camera when it's not being held by some backwards cap wearing boisterous boomer yelling come on dude
- Rob and his wife are sweet, she doesn't look like she's one fast food drive thru away from choking him out
- "This is the smallest one, I know you don't like spice" -- no words, fucking A Rob
- Jack's original sauce won, beating Sweet Baby Ray's by 2 points
- Nice to know that Jack's supposedly gourmet sauce is only marginally better than a $3 sauce you can buy anywhere

We all know Rob and his videos aren't at the production level of Babish or Weissman, but he's endearing and does enjoy creating these videos. When was the last time Jack actually put in some concerted effort into his channel? This is supposed to be his career, but he's being outdone by a retiree filming on his iphone, while he can't even level his $600 DSLR.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Miltank, MerriedxReldnahc, AmateurComedicTaxidermist and 11 others
AnonymousThrowLala said:
“We took Brianna..”. Was she the only one there? Did you drop her off? She wasn’t even in the video tasting any damn food. This should have read “WE went to Gordan Ramsay’s restaurant…” because that’s literally all it was. Don’t blame your morbid obesity on this poor girl who clearly has no say in anything.
Click to expand...
I get the feeling the Scalfani’s are rather clannish. Either you follow what they do (once you’re married in) or you’re out of the family. I bet if Brianna politely said that she didn’t like tacos or she was trying to watch her weight or something, she’d get screamed at or told “TOO BAD” or treated equally shitty.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Miltank, Pig Cups, desudesu and 10 others
rubytintedchix said:
I get the feeling the Scalfani’s are rather clannish. Either you follow what they do (once you’re married in) or you’re out of the family. I bet if Brianna politely said that she didn’t like tacos or she was trying to watch her weight or something, she’d get screamed at or told “TOO BAD” or treated equally shitty.
Click to expand...
just like how they basically forced her to change her hot chicken order at the airport from "hot" to "mild"
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Miltank, Gothicfangirl, desudesu and 7 others
Aaway said:
del taco is fucking amazing, but you're in vegas you stroked out faggot. there are hundreds of great breakfast joints, why are you going to del taco and denny's? god these boomers infuriate me
Click to expand...
Yeah, but those places might tell him to go fuck himself when he waddles in with the camera. I get the feeling Jack learned in TN that anything not chain can and will kick him out, so that's why he preys on chains.
Aaway said:
apparently Qali is deathly afraid of blue cheese, as he refuses to try one of the wings just because there were some blue cheese crumbles on them. interesting
Click to expand...
He probably just hates the smell and texture. It's a fair opinion, and he has a similar opinion on Mayo. Also fun fact: Jack likes both.

I wouldn't be shocked if Jack forced Jr. to eat them more than once. We know he routinely would try to disgust Jr. by eating it in front of him. It actually is rather impressive that Jr. is finally telling him to fuck off; my guess is that now that he's an adult and doesn't have to live with him he realized how freeing it was.
Aaway said:
the burgers are fucking raw. i've eaten there a few times and they do ask how you want the burger cooked. they clearly said they wanted theirs cooked rare. fucking animals
Click to expand...
I was wondering about that.
Aaway said:
no shot of jack or anyone trying the food. another PCLM inspired move?
Click to expand...
Yep. Jack, because he's a sulky narcissistic bitch, thinks he can starve this behavior by removing things and becoming as boring as possible. It doesn't work, but he thinks it might.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: MerriedxReldnahc, DuckSucker, desudesu and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back