Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[remiem]

I love how these girls think men are thinking about them at all when trannies are brought up. Or ever.

And lol "bro", women who like men tend to prefer the real thing over silicone or plastic in my experiences.

Why would a woman want to take up with some mentally ill doughball that most FTM are when they can just buy their own dildo? It's such a weird attempt at an own. I see this all the time with the 'gay FTM' too who think that gay men who are all about that phallus are gonna want to be dealing with it either, they don't. They want a tried and true functional penis that has the proper anatomy to swell with blood and density that cannot be replicated in a sex toy.

Actual male penis will not be trumped by a piece of plastic or a flesh monkey noodle. You can't replicate the feeling with cheap imitations.

 

[celebrityskin]

Harry Potter and the Escort‘s Equipment
Harry Potter and the City-center Flat of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Stabby-Stab-Stabber of Birmingham
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ladydickjuice
Harry Potter and the Order of the TERF
Harry Potter and the Half-baked Manslaughter
Harry Potter and the Non-lethal Genocide

and: Harry Potter and the Cursed Dick
(okay, I‘ll stop)

 

[chiobu]

https://mobile.twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1442596218538905601

Emily G on Twitter: "As a transgender woman, I am biologically female…

archived 29 Sep 2021 20:41:39 UTC

archive.is

 

[UselessIdiot]

TRAs are always very good at taking old school sexism and misogyny and making it new and woke. In this case they have found creative new ways to blame women for men’s shitty behavior. Sure, this man was violent and stabbed someone, but a woman out there must have provoked him somewhere, somehow.




WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE AFFIRM MY LARGE PERVERT SON

That's a 17 year-old male?

That legitimately looks like a fat broad going through menopause. So, I guess he's getting his wish of passing, but not in the way he probably wants to.

People age so fast these days.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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https://mobile.twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1442596218538905601

https://archive.md/KnOBL

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

I did not understand that men and women really think and behave that differently, but since that whole tranny stuff.. hmm, yeah. Guess it is true, after all. She is seriously telling men that masculinity means lots of introspection and angsting. As a woman I cannot help but reflect on that and hope I‘m not that goddamn pathetic (which means I probably am)

Spoiler: She is an UwU catboy softboi

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Yuck. The tif want to be uwu soft catboys, the tim want to be uwu lolis and "relive their stolen girlhood", nobody in that communty accepts that they are grow ass adults and not children.

Also none of them are cute. You can only be disgusted by the delusion oozing from the screen.

 

[Scrumption]

Not NSFW: a transmasc voice coach demonstrates their voice masculinization technique and sounds pretty screechy high-pitched while doing it.

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I very often see troons trying to change the pitch of their voice, especially MTF, but I haven't seen anyone bring up the dangers of speaking at an unnatural pitch. You might be surprised to find out that something as simple as speaking in the wrong pitch for long periods of time can cause significant health problems.

Speaking at an unnatural pitch is a type of "vocal misuse" which can cause repeated trauma to vocal cords, which can result in developing vocal fold nodules, lesions, cysts, and other disorders like muscle tension dysphonia. (x) This study concluded that women are more likely to have vocal fold nodules than men. (x) Vocal misuse can also cause hoarseness from muscle straining.

PL I know someone who isn't trans who developed vocal fold nodules and had other vocal problems which he found out were all caused by speaking at an unnatural pitch, something he wasn't even aware he had been doing. I think of that every time I see a man trying to sound more womanly or an Ayden trying to sound more masculine. But I suppose if troons cared about their health at all, they wouldn't have considered transitioning in the first place.

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That is a big "except." Except for mutations humans and flies are the same. Must mean we can transition into flies then, huh.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Or maybe, just maybe it could be the fact that in my case I come with attachments. I can give her a selection to choose from whereas you‘re stuck with what you‘ve got naturally.

Bitches gonna drop dem panties when they see xir attachments

 

[DumbDude42]

I've never heard a woman so upset by the fact she can't piss standing up.

some of these ftms almost make me think freud was on to something with his 'penis envy' ideas

Imagine trying to make men feel inferior about their dick size when you're a "dude" with either a vagina or some freak show functionless surgically-constructed facsimile.

How is this level of self-delusion even possible?

it's like some mtf trannies who get huge fake tits and then try to act smug and gloat about how their "breasts" are so much bigger than those of the silly terfs
can't even really get angry at them for that because it's just more sad and pathetic than anything else

 

[RandallBoggs]

I have far more tolerance for transmen who use these devices over those that destroy their arm and/or abdomen trying to get a penis. It looks a lot more realistic too, even as a piece of silicone or whatever it is.

Lol I'll never understand why TIFs specifically are so obsessed with SRS since most of them are 'bottoms' anyway. Are they really gonna sit here and claim to genuinely prefer anal? And if they're dating a cis woman, then just use a strap like a normal fucking lesbian

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Buffalo Bill is probably one of the most accurate depictions of a transwoman. His character was based off of real cases.
I think this is why Silence of the Lambs never really got Twitter-pilloried. The trans catgirls recognize one of one of their own. Plenty of them have probably wanted to kill and skin one of the women that they're jealous of.

Trannies hate that movie but it did come out in 1991, so cold product by the time Twitter was invented, and the script tried to reassure audiences that while Bill literally murdered and skinned women, at least he wasn't truscum:

Billy is not a real transexual. But he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect

The "real transsexual" part makes sense in context - in the late 80's / early 90's most adults were vaguely aware of HSTS trannies, extremely effeminate little gay guys who you could believe were "trapped in the wrong body" if you didn't know better, but Bill is a big, hulking, aggressive and definitely non-passing AGP which is something that not many people had heard of at the time.

Clarice Starling is the patron saint of TERFs

 

[DumbDude42]

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"same genes" thats just straight up false though. the male genotype contains a y chromosome while the female genotype contains a second x chromosome instead. i'm not a biochemist but i am fairly certain that the y chromosome does in fact contain different genes than the x chromosome.

 

[Matt Damon]

That is a big "except." Except for mutations humans and flies are the same. Must mean we can transition into flies then, huh.

Reminds me of the all-natural psychos who say stuff like "[this substance] is only one atom away from [other deadly substance]!"

Motherfucker, even a conceptually small change propagated out trillions of times over an enormously complex system is going to change it in ways beyond anyone's ability to imagine.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

This might be not sideshow enough to fit the thread, but it's nice to see pushback in Bongland. Hearing Lammy get indignant and fumble for words made me laugh.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

"same genes" thats just straight up false though. the male genotype contains a y chromosome while the female genotype contains a second x chromosome instead. i'm not a biochemist but i am fairly certain that the y chromosome does in fact contain different genes than the x chromosome.

It does, but it really doesn’t do much. The Y-Chromosome is basically an “on” switch to start making dude parts. Some of the genes it activates are on the X chromosome. Some are elsewhere. As the old biochemistry joke goes “there’s only one chromosome you can live without and it affects nearly 51% of the population”

There are in fact cases of women with XY genomes. I don’t mean trans women, I mean real honest to goodness women who’s physical deformities aren’t detectable by the average Joe. These women “suffer” from a messed up Y chromosome, so the body just defaulted to X and went ahead and made a girl. There are some side effects of course. Some need hormonal replacement and some get a surgery to clean up any malformed internal tissues, but it’s not unheard of.

This is generally why I think that there are some truly trans people out there, because the genetics can get a bit blurry, hell, everything in biology is a bit blurry. It’s the level trans people we are seeing and what they are trying to push that scares me, not that they use some of biology’s weirder habits to make a point.

Swyer syndrome: MedlinePlus Genetics

Swyer syndrome is a condition that affects sex development. Explore symptoms, inheritance, genetics of this condition.

medlineplus.gov

 

[Pyrus]

This might be not sideshow enough to fit the thread, but it's nice to see pushback in Bongland. Hearing Lammy get indignant and fumble for words made me laugh.

Labour is really a goldmine for this kinda stuff.

 

[Matt Damon]

This might be not sideshow enough to fit the thread, but it's nice to see pushback in Bongland. Hearing Lammy get indignant and fumble for words made me laugh.

From a purely realpolitik perspective, it's astonishing that these people are effectively throwing 50% of the population under the bus in order to pander to a tiny fraction of 1% of the population.

 

[Pyrus]

From a purely realpolitik perspective, it's astonishing that these people are effectively throwing 50% of the population under the bus in order to pander to a tiny fraction of 1% of the population.

I think its because we're still in the "what's the harm" stage, people hear the equal rights argument and say "Well I support equal rights!". We're only now getting to the point where it's snowballed to the stage where the average person is noticing the effects. (if we're not there already, we're certainly getting there)

 

[DumbDude42]

From a purely realpolitik perspective, it's astonishing that these people are effectively throwing 50% of the population under the bus in order to pander to a tiny fraction of 1% of the population.

why is that astonishing? these same people are used to routinely throwing ~90% of the population under the bus in order to pander to hostile foreigners from third world shitholes.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

From a purely realpolitik perspective, it's astonishing that these people are effectively throwing 50% of the population under the bus in order to pander to a tiny fraction of 1% of the population.

Eh. The far right does it all the time in the US to pander to super-Xians.
you just pick your battles.