The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm still upset nothing has caught fire yet. Yet.

Like the half inch of grease on the surface of the stove.

 

[Rabid Hog]

When Bonnie fucks off to start another failed ranch with Kindness his mom will stop paying the Tranch bills and the whole operation will go under. We're watching the end of an empire in real time.

 

[safety math]

Like the half inch of grease on the surface of the stove.

Or the grease in Kevin’s hair. I would especially enjoy seeing that catch on fire

 

[Ihascat]

You know, in hindsight, my Mice and Men analogy is more prevalent than ever. After all, it was Curley's wife coming on to Lenny that led to the book's climax.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

You know, in hindsight, my Mice and Men analogy is more prevalent than ever. After all, it was Curley's wife coming on to Lenny that led to the book's climax.

Tell me about the alpacas, Kevin.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Comrade Kittypants has helpfully shared a list of all her social media and grifts:

Kindness Alchemy Stellar | Linktree

Non-binary Transmasc- Artist, Vlogger, Entertainer, Author, Activist, Educator

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Yo what the fuck is this BULLSHIT? So can I just make a GoFundMe and pretend to be a “gay at risk working class youth” to raise money so I can buy a used truck to start flipping houses?

this bitch got like $2800 for some sob story about rats and her roommate psychically raping her

 

[AnOminous]

You know, in hindsight, my Mice and Men analogy is more prevalent than ever. After all, it was Curley's wife coming on to Lenny that led to the book's climax.

"Think about the rats, Alyssa."

 

[A Grey Cat]

Things from today that I didn't see posted. Most of it is NSFW for tits but this whole thread basically is at this point sooo...



Kindness is pretending to be a retarded cat instead of her reality, which is that she is a retarded human.

Spoiler: nsfw

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Kindness pretends to be a retarded wolf.
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Just a thought: Kindness seems to think that she will supplement her income with sexwork now that she quit her job. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to realize that unlike 2-3 years ago, she currently looks like a Feral Ghoul.
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hey now don't insult ghouls like that smoothskin!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Today the ranch posted a bunch of alpaca pics, and these tweets:

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on Twitter: "Ranch cross fit.… "

archived 30 Sep 2021 01:43:29 UTC

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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on Twitter: "Scoopin some poop!!… "

archived 30 Sep 2021 01:44:05 UTC

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Spoiler: Pics

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Today the ranch posted a bunch of alpaca pics, and these tweets: View attachment 2581855

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on Twitter: "Ranch cross fit.… "

archived 30 Sep 2021 01:43:29 UTC

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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on Twitter: "Scoopin some poop!!… "

archived 30 Sep 2021 01:44:05 UTC

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Spoiler: Pics

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Still no grass to be seen. Also, I think there are many such mounds on the tranch—suspiciously alpaca-sized. I could be wrong, but is it standard practice to use such machinery when cleaning animal leavings? It makes me think they've been shirking their duties and letting the shit pile up, until they have no choice but to use machines.

 

[remiem]

Still no grass to be seen. Also, I think there are many such mounds on the tranch—suspiciously alpaca-sized. I could be wrong, but is it standard practice to use such machinery when cleaning animal leavings? It makes me think they've been shirking their duties and letting the shit pile up, until they have no choice but to use machines.

Yes. Nobody wants to shovel shit if they don't have too so it's pretty common to have a small tractor, bob cat, or skid steer to make cleaning up much easier. Considering how many animals they have it's not what you'd call a neglected amount. The bigger issues with this is 1. There's no concrete pad to place it on to protect the land or water from run off, further polluting the land 2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

There's a lady on youtube from Canada who does sheep/lambs for meat while her husband does a variety of crops, her sheep manure is converted into fertilizer for his crops. I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect. So it's just shit piles. I don't even know if someone else would take it from them given the feed quality of the Alpacas is probably subpar.

I know these people make no sense but why the hell are they digging up the land anyway? You've already done the damage and created a barren wasteland. Aerating the soil isn't going to undo the damage you've already done, it's just making a bigger mess of the place because now it's not even hard packed earth. No way would they'd manage to have a good yield crop wise, without even considering the weather in the area and what could thrive there. Edit: and even if they tried to plant their animals would probably eat anything growing at the slightest opportunity. They're not planting cover crop and they probably wouldn't be able to for a similar issue.

Their land grows ever more desolate.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Yes. Nobody wants to shovel shit if they don't have too so it's pretty common to have a small tractor, bob cat, or skid steer to make cleaning up much easier. Considering how many animals they have it's not what you'd call a neglected amount. The bigger issues with this is 1. There's no concrete pad to place it on to protect the land or water from run off, further polluting the land 2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

There's a lady on youtube from Canada who does sheep/lambs for meat while her husband does a variety of crops, her sheep manure is converted into fertilizer for his crops. I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect. So it's just shit piles. I don't even know if someone else would take it from them given the feed quality of the Alpacas is probably subpar.

I know these people make no sense but why the hell are they digging up the land anyway? You've already done the damage and created a barren wasteland. Aerating the soil isn't going to undo the damage you've already done, it's just making a bigger mess of the place because now it's not even hard packed earth. No way would they'd manage to have a good yield crop wise, without even considering the weather in the area and what could thrive there. They're not planting cover crop. Their land grows ever more desolate.

Indeed, I see the reason for their using machines now. Thank you for information on that, as well as the tranch's general incompetence when it comes to reusing or repurposing things.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Yo what the fuck is this BULLSHIT? So can I just make a GoFundMe and pretend to be a “gay at risk working class youth” to raise money so I can buy a used truck to start flipping houses?

this bitch got like $2800 for some sob story about rats and her roommate psychically raping her

Welcome to post 2014 Internet! Not to piss you off more, but I heard rumors that there are people that will actually draw pictures of anthropomorphic animals having sex on the Internet too!

Yes. Nobody wants to shovel shit if they don't have too so it's pretty common to have a small tractor, bob cat, or skid steer to make cleaning up much easier. Considering how many animals they have it's not what you'd call a neglected amount. The bigger issues with this is 1. There's no concrete pad to place it on to protect the land or water from run off, further polluting the land 2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

There's a lady on youtube from Canada who does sheep/lambs for meat while her husband does a variety of crops, her sheep manure is converted into fertilizer for his crops. I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect. So it's just shit piles. I don't even know if someone else would take it from them given the feed quality of the Alpacas is probably subpar.

I know these people make no sense but why the hell are they digging up the land anyway? You've already done the damage and created a barren wasteland. Aerating the soil isn't going to undo the damage you've already done, it's just making a bigger mess of the place because now it's not even hard packed earth. No way would they'd manage to have a good yield crop wise, without even considering the weather in the area and what could thrive there. They're not planting cover crop. Their land grows ever more desolate.

Some really good points here especially if they do in fact leave it out and it gets rained on and just mulches back into the ground making a sloppy toxic mess.

knowing the brain trust at the ranch they probably think it’s a good thing to help plants grow to just leave the shit everywhere, not understanding that they are probably poisoning grazing areas.

Edit:
I just thought about it though. I would rather they make toxic swamps instead of learn how to make fertilizer… I wouldn’t want to be at any pro life or anti vax rally‘s if the ranch had access to un-traceable fertilizer…

 

[A Grey Cat]

Imagine if this was real, for a second. What kind of self-important bitch decides to take your soul and tweet about it? This woman really is far, far down the performative rabbit hole.

Ive said before I ain't much of a prayin man but as the saying goes, "love the sinner hate the sin." However as the good book says in the old testament...."Though shalt not let suffer a witch to live."

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Ive said before I ain't much of a prayin man but as the saying goes, "love the sinner hate the sin." However as the good book says in the old testament...."Though shalt not let suffer a witch to live."

Indeed. Though the witch of Endor was more legitimate than she is. Despite doing nothing to actually summon the spirit of Samuel, she at did something other than boast about her purportedly supernatural abilities. Besides, communing with spirits (as far-fetched as that is) makes marginally more sense than being able to reap the souls of the dead.

 

[remiem]

Welcome to post 2014 Internet! Not to piss you off more, but I heard rumors that there are people that will actually draw pictures of anthropomorphic animals having sex on the Internet too!


Some really good points here especially if they do in fact leave it out and it gets rained on and just mulches back into the ground making a sloppy toxic mess.

knowing the brain trust at the ranch they probably think it’s a good thing to help plants grow to just leave the shit everywhere, not understanding that they are probably poisoning grazing areas.

Edit:
I just thought about it though. I would rather they make toxic swamps instead of learn how to make fertilizer… I wouldn’t want to be at any pro life or anti vax rally‘s if the ranch had access to un-traceable fertilizer…

Give their general incompetence they'd probably blow themselves up first.

 

[Oxyjen]

Give their general incompetence they'd probably blow themselves up first.

You can’t make any sort of explosive from animal dung, don’t worry!
The fertiliser used by e.g Timothy McVeigh is highly concentrated ammonium nitrate, made from petrochemicals. I don’t believe the Tranchers would have any problem getting their hands on large quantities of that if they wanted to, but let’s be honest, that’s not what they’re about.
Neither is using petrochemical fertiliser for the land, if they’re supposedly doing permaculture.

In terms of soil improver you can just spread animal dung thinly over the surface (that’s how animals do it, if the ground is actually good enough to graze in the first place) but if you have a dung/straw mix it’s better to put it in a pile to let it rot for a year and then plough it in just before planting.
I think that’s what they’re up to. The ground does look barren as hell though. They might be intending a “no dig” type method in case it all blows away.

 

[1 Guy 1 Taco]

2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

They clearly need to play some Farming Simulator to better prepare themselves for this role. That's good money they're wasting there.

 

[Trianon]

Bonnie retweeted some Tenacious tweets today, so he's either trying to reassure them that he still loves them and isn't jumping ship, or he is deeply regretting where he is.

 

[AssignedEva]

I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect.

Now, now, be fair. Jarrod is growing a variety of crops with growing seasons too long for the climate that are all going to die from frost before they can be harvested.