Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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But the question is he intentionally being a retard magnet to make himself look better or to use people?
Both. I think he's trying to find a way to rekindle what Maddox gave him, but what he doesn't understand is that that was lightning in a bottle. It was also the byproduct of a genuine relationship. They were friends. You can't just re-invent that dynamic by scooping up random dipshits from the streets of LA. Vito is barely even human and doesn't have a soul. He'll never capture the genuineness of Maddox.
 
Vito is a fucking loser. Dick surrounds himself with fucking idiots.
Destiny said at one point on a stream that he was considering working with Dick on a new Biggest problem in the Universe. What happened to that? Tens of thousands of people would have paid a dollar a show to watch it.

I mean people hate destiny, but he's got a genuine audience of people with actual jobs that will put their hands in their pockets to listen his schtick, and keep him in the style to which he's accustomed.

However instead Dick is collabing with Digibro and Vito...I think Dick is losing his midas touch.
 
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Destiny said at one point on a stream that he was considering working with Dick on a new Biggest problem in the Universe. What happened to that? Tens of thousands of people would have paid a dollar a show to watch it.

I mean people hate destiny, but he's got a genuine audience of people with actual jobs that will put their hands in their pockets to listen to keep him in the style to which he's accustomed.

However instead Dick is collabing with Digibro and Vito...I think Dick is losing his midas touch.
Dick never had a midas anything.

Trends culture and tastes change and like most never was dick fucked himself.

Dick was gonna work with boogy.

Dick had riley working for him doing "bookings"

Dick was gonna work with digi.

You collect the freaks for the side show you dont work with them.

The maddox drama was fun content the maddox songs the parady of mad cucks.

All pure fun.

Just like the knoxvile saga honest good fun shit you cant manufacture it.
 
This Hermancain shit is so fucking bizzare your not allowed to laugh at troons comitting 42% cause they cut off their penises or fat people dying for lacking selfcontroll but its totally ok to laugh at boomers who are doing what they thinks is right and are paying the price for it.
It's okay to laugh at every single one of all these buffoons. It's just hilarious how completely oblivious plebbitors are to their own double standards.
He'll never capture the genuineness of Maddox.
And even if he is trying to start his own Wack Pack instead of a replacement Maddox, these people don't have any of the unique oddness of the Wack Pack people, who are fucked up and losers, by and large, but all in their own unique, bizarre way. Vito is just yet another Internet pedo who can't stop autistically defending his jackoff material instead of shutting the fuck up about it like a normal pervert.
 
After reading the last page, there is no way Dick won't end up burning bridges with Nick before the end of the year. Quote this and call me a faggot in January if I'm wrong. It won't be a perfect parallel to Dick going full retard after Null saying "uh maybe you shouldn't associate with literal self-admitted pedophiles", but it'll be in the same ballpark.
 
After reading the last page, there is no way Dick won't end up burning bridges with Nick before the end of the year. Quote this and call me a faggot in January if I'm wrong. It won't be a perfect parallel to Dick going full retard after Null saying "uh maybe you shouldn't associate with literal self-admitted pedophiles", but it'll be in the same ballpark.
If Rekieta is burning the bridges with the group then it is definitely going to happen. Even if Nick doesn't go after Dick directly, Ralph will probably try to get Dick to dissociate himself from him because he's butthurt over this stupid incident.

On that note, I am more intrigued in how much longer Dick can starve off a falling out with the gunt. If that eventually happens I can only imagine how catastrophic of an event it will be. Just think how much dirt those two have on each other that they aren't afraid of slinging if the other was to cross the line. I won't get my hopes up, but saying that it could rival the corn harvest isn't out of the possibility.
 
Everyone on reddit should be gassed.

From @ShortBusDriver on the SJW thread.
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Note: Dax is not only a grave dancing piece of shit, but the couple in the story were actually fully vaccinated.
When Kimmel and Don Lemon are also saying that unvaxxed people should die, then you aren't edgy.
 
So I kept an eye on Vito's account today as well, he mainly doubled down about calling Nick a rapist and called him a pussy even though he blocked him. At one point he tried to suck Ralph's gunt when Ralph was sperging about "Dat fuckin backstabber Nicky Rackets, he left da show early because he has a fuckin family. Den he fuckin made fun of me shitting my pants?! FUCK HIM!".
Anyways Vito's Twitter is pretty cringe, he is obsessed with vaccinations, shills and defends modern media like how MundaneMatt does. Besides calling Nick a rapist a few more times there wasn't anything worth archiving. Then this happened.

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Even Gator knows Ralph looks like a retard for bitching at Nick like he did. Gator also knows Ralph won't listen to him, but he might listen to Dick. Also Vito is still a faggot. Vito you should know Ralph outranks you in Dick's sideshow attraction.
EDIT: I just watched Ralph's morning stream and holy shit Gator is omega levels of retarded if he thought this shit was salvageable. Almost a three hour stream going tard rage nuclear talking dirty about everything. His career, his wife, his children, I'm calling this one and saying the Nick & Ralph fwendship is over.
 
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Destiny said at one point on a stream that he was considering working with Dick on a new Biggest problem in the Universe. What happened to that? Tens of thousands of people would have paid a dollar a show to watch it.

I mean people hate destiny, but he's got a genuine audience of people with actual jobs that will put their hands in their pockets to listen his schtick, and keep him in the style to which he's accustomed.

However instead Dick is collabing with Digibro and Vito...I think Dick is losing his midas touch.
Dick never had a "Midas touch", he is completely talentless.
The only thing Dicka has ever wanted to be is famous and has tried to become it several times. the best chance he had was when he released "Men are better then women".
The book itself isn't that much interesting but the title is enough to sell it. and that was the only reason it sold because he scored on a perfect title. His first book is nearly unheard of and he never tried to write a sequel to his successful book.
Mostly because he is talentless and lazy.
Every attempt he has done to try and become famous has been half-assed and plagiarised from other.
The Hammer is a good example.

the only time he got anywhere near fame was when he attached himself to Maddox.
Say what you will about Maddox but he was actually talented and worked hard for his success. His downfall has been ridiculed as it should, but i wonder that knowing what we know now about Dick that maddox's association with him had a bigger influence on what happened then we originally thought.

But its clear that after dick split with Maddox, Dick has been incapable to create original and interesting content.
Everything that people like came from his partnership with Maddox.
The good guests.
the shitting on Maddox (arguably 80% of his content was this)
the entire setup of the show.

But left on his own all of that has disappeared.
Dick is talentless and is desperate for fame.
He is just a basic LA-bitch
 
God Vito is retarded. I never liked him and don't know how anyone how anyone can stand him, but I'll admit that his spergouts are really funny.

I like how nether Dick nor Ralph can go 5 minutes without burning bridges like they can't help themselves. It seems that they are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel for excuses to cut someone out of their group these days.
 
If Rekieta is burning the bridges with the group then it is definitely going to happen. Even if Nick doesn't go after Dick directly, Ralph will probably try to get Dick to dissociate himself from him because he's butthurt over this stupid incident.

On that note, I am more intrigued in how much longer Dick can starve off a falling out with the gunt. If that eventually happens I can only imagine how catastrophic of an event it will be. Just think how much dirt those two have on each other that they aren't afraid of slinging if the other was to cross the line. I won't get my hopes up, but saying that it could rival the corn harvest isn't out of the possibility.
Nick isn't going to go after Dick.
If there is a split it will be because one of the sycophants Dick surrounds himself with start going after Nicks family. That's going to lead to Nick going nuclear and Dick will do the right thing...
Of course he won't, Dick won't do shit and continue to work with the sycophant leading to a souring of the relationship between them.
 
Why did Vito nuke his twitter? There are no messages before last night now.

Was he really blown out that much?
So I kept an eye on Vito's account today as well, he mainly doubled down about calling Nick a rapist and called him a pussy even though he blocked him. At one point he tried to suck Ralph's gunt when Ralph was sperging about "Dat fuckin backstabber Nicky Rackets, he left da show early because he has a fuckin family. Den he fuckin made fun of me shitting my pants?! FUCK HIM!".
Anyways Vito's Twitter is pretty cringe, he is obsessed with vaccinations, shills and defends modern media like how MundaneMatt does. Besides calling Nick a rapist a few more times there wasn't anything worth archiving. Then this happened.

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Even Gator knows Ralph looks like a retard for bitching at Nick like he did. Gator also knows Ralph won't listen to him, but he might listen to Dick. Also Vito is still a faggot. Vito you should know Ralph outranks you in Dick's sideshow attraction.
EDIT: I just watched Ralph's morning stream and holy shit Gator is omega levels of retarded if he thought this shit was salvageable. Almost a three hour stream going tard rage nuclear talking dirty about everything. His career, his wife, his children, I'm calling this one and saying the Nick & Ralph fwendship is over.
“Trap him between your ‘beliefs’ (gunts)”
 
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