Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[Imperial Agent]

This is not just corn anymore!

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I can't wait to dig in.

At this point Ralph has been converted to straight up Garmonbozia.

How could you sacrifice him like this Null?

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet but I found it funny that Ralph was so hellbent on convincing people he didn't shit his pants that he admitted to having the aches and pains of a senior citizen. "As a matter of fact, I was grunting because I have a bad leg....I fell on my leg once....so I was like ahhh...my leg...."

Yet somehow Ralph thinks he's going to outlive his enemies....completely delusional.

Also when he says if he did shart he wouldn't care and would proudly admit it while trying desperately to hide it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I assume that when you blatantly fart on stream you aren't going to care if people point it out. It would be different if he tried to hide it or something but he grunted and farted like a toddler.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Season two of the harvest is in full swing. I did not expect this from Ralph , especially because Nick has been riding the fence so fucking hard on calling Ralph out on his bullshit. It happened briefly last year when Nick had PPP and EZPZ on his show back to back and Ralph sperged out a little bit on that. But the fact that the fart clip made Ralph lose his shit is wonderful to me. Makes me wonder how hard it is for him not to completely flip on Jim?

 

[Jack Awful]

I assume that when you blatantly fart on stream you aren't going to care if people point it out. It would be different if he tried to hide it or something but he grunted and farted like a toddler.

Look at his convo with Josh. He's so starved for wins that he thought that the topic of if Josh secretly had a Discord account was worth derailing the conversation over. No surprise he's desperate to cover up a mildly embarrassing incident.

 

[evilsponge]

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet but I found it funny that Ralph was so hellbent on convincing people he didn't shit his pants that he admitted to having the aches and pains of a senior citizen. "As a matter of fact, I was grunting because I have a bad leg....I fell on my leg once....so I was like ahhh...my leg...."

Yet somehow Ralph thinks he's going to outlive his enemies....completely delusional.

No no you don't understand, Ralph didn't shit, he was just groaning from his diabetic peripheral vascular disease

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet but I found it funny that Ralph was so hellbent on convincing people he didn't shit his pants that he admitted to having the aches and pains of a senior citizen. "As a matter of fact, I was grunting because I have a bad leg....I fell on my leg once....so I was like ahhh...my leg...."

Yet somehow Ralph thinks he's going to outlive his enemies....completely delusional.

His tiny legs have to be in bad shape though. The gunt in resting on them most of the time.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I assume that when you blatantly fart on stream you aren't going to care if people point it out. It would be different if he tried to hide it or something but he grunted and farted like a toddler.

Wait what convo?

 

[Matt Damon]

Season two of the harvest is in full swing. I did not expect this from Ralph , especially because Nick has been riding the fence so fucking hard on calling Ralph out on his bullshit.

Classic white trash behavior.

Someone can irrationally defend your degeneracy for years and the moment they gently rib you about something truly disgusting, it's justification to go full scorched earth on them.

 

[buttmunch]

how long til ralph actually drops trou and shits live on stream to own the ayyylawgs and prove that he doesnt care and that its a nothing burger? how weird is it to be in a timeline where we have gotten to this point over a corn joke

 

[Not Really Here]

The corn sacrifice was the best idea ever, now I get a Asian lesbian detective stream and a shit on gunt crossover.
Here's hoping the Discord trannies notice Null used Discord and perma everyone on Ralph's server.

 

[thismanlies]

Also when he says if he did shart he wouldn't care and would proudly admit it while trying desperately to hide it.

Ralph: I wouldn’t care if I shit on stream. Even if I did, which I didn’t, I’d tell people about it. I don’t give a fuck.

Nick: It’s okay, buddy. If you do a 24 hour stream, you’re going to fart. Shit happens.

Ralph: Who the fuck said anything about shit? In fact, if I had to guess, it was probably you who shit my pants. You wanna make fun of me? Mother fucking piece of shit. I’ll waive my attorney client privilege to make fun of you. EAT A FUCKING DICK! RAUGH BLAH BLAH BLAH! RAH BLAH BLAH! HOOAGH! ROOAGH!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Ralph: I wouldn’t care if I shit on stream. Even if I did, which I didn’t, I’d tell people about it. I don’t give a fuck.

Nick: It’s okay, buddy. If you do a 24 hour stream, you’re going to fart. Shit happens.

Ralph: Who the fuck said anything about shit? In fact, if I had to guess, it was probably you who shit my pants. You wanna make fun of me? Mother fucking piece of shit. I’ll waive my attorney client privilege to make fun of you. EAT A FUCKING DICK! RAUGH BLAH BLAH BLAH! RAH BLAH BLAH! HOOAGH! ROOAGH!

All we need now is for Ralph to tell Nick how much Nick's mom would suck Ralph's dick before ever interacting with Nick again and for proof he'll show that he, allegedly, got two BPD gorls pregnant. How will Nick recover?

 

[Tobias]

Now I'm wondering what will it take for Ralph to do this to Dick Masterson.

I always thought Ralph and Nick were fairly well connected to each other. I can't imagine with this latest backstab that Dick isn't off the table.

And if it does happen the harvest for that chimp out will be spectacular.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nick has besmirched the sanctity of Ralph's masterpiece. For this, the consequences will never be the same.View attachment 2582597

I can't wait.

"No loyalty"
You stupid wigger. Are you running a gang? Are you a mafioso now? What loyalty are you owed? Rackets has always said that he supported you because you promoted him when he first got started, even after he far surpassed you and no longer needed you for anything, and then you, Ethan Oliver Ralph, threw that all away for your dumb wigger pride. I will never understand how these morons will set themselves on fire, attempt to burn anyone who tries to help, and then gloat about how everyone is watching them while they're reduced to cinders.

 

[Molag Bal]

I always suspected Ralph being a fed in the same vein as baked alaska. You may call that paranoia, but if it is indeed just me being paranoid, then the fact that rackets' internet cut out EXACTLY at the point where he was replaying himself watching the shart clip, when you could imagine gunt watching this and going on a rage-fueled flagging spree - the timing only worsened this 'paranoia'. It made me picture Ralph calling up his tard-wrangler in DC and screaming at him to do something about Nick's stream.

What I don't get especially in this drama-lite sphere is this 'why won't you disavow' shit. Rackets is neither a moral authority on anything, nor has he any moral obligations, how do you seek out someone like that and go "This person you are loosely or not at all affilated with did something that I found highly upsetting or embarrassing, you must disavow this person and prove your moral integrity" and not kill yourself from sheer first-hand embarrassment immediately afterwards?

I really think that the line Nick uses, quite often, about these people not helping the white race by not having white babies

If you're talking about Nick the knife and his crabs in a bucket moralfag crowd, that argument will never discourage them for anything because they are not white nationalists. They may make some cookie question jokes here and there but their disagreement with Israeli hegemony over the US comes less from a dislike for usury or jewish social engineering and more from an opposition to pumping infinite amounts of foreign aid in a country that does nothing but drag them from one pointless war to the next. They are milquetoast cuckservatives, no more edgy than Rackets when it comes down to actual policy.
And on the argument itself, the reason people cringe at it, is because it is even more of a boomer tier retarded talking point than 'if the partisans were reversed this wouldn't happen' and 'let that sink in'. "Hon hon, you are worried about millions of savages who want you dead marching into your country PER YEAR and having 10 children each on the taxpayer's (aka your) dime? Then just have two or three more children of your own, surely that will tip those voting demographics back in your favor."

 

[RollerGator]

Ralph: I wouldn’t care if I shit on stream. Even if I did, which I didn’t, I’d tell people about it. I don’t give a fuck.

Nick: It’s okay, buddy. If you do a 24 hour stream, you’re going to fart. Shit happens.

Ralph: Who the fuck said anything about shit? In fact, if I had to guess, it was probably you who shit my pants. You wanna make fun of me? Mother fucking piece of shit. I’ll waive my attorney client privilege to make fun of you. EAT A FUCKING DICK! RAUGH BLAH BLAH BLAH! RAH BLAH BLAH! HOOAGH! ROOAGH!

This made me shit my pants 10/10

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If you're talking about Nick the knife and his crabs in a bucket moralfag crowd, that argument will never discourage them for anything because they are not white nationalists. They may make some cookie question jokes here and there but their disagreement with Israeli hegemony over the US comes less from a dislike for usury or jewish social engineering and more from an opposition to pumping infinite amounts of foreign aid in a country that does nothing but drag them from one pointless war to the next. They are milquetoast cuckservatives, no more edgy than Rackets when it comes down to actual policy.
And on the argument itself, the reason people cringe at it, is because it is even more of a boomer tier retarded talking point than 'if the partisans were reversed this wouldn't happen' and 'let that sink in'. "Hon hon, you are worried about millions of savages who want you dead marching into your country PER YEAR and having 10 children each on the taxpayer's (aka your) dime? Then just have two or three more children of your own, surely that will tip those voting demographics back in your favor."

I disagree because even if you were to kick out very one of these hypothetical savages, what will it matter if you're not even bothering with bringing up a new generation? There's also the matter of by not having children you have almost no stake in the future. You can call it boomer but it doesn't change the fact that this is how we've progressed from the dawn of time.

If I'm reading you wrong I'm sorry. I'm pretty sleep deprived at the moment.

 

[bonusmp3]

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet but I found it funny that Ralph was so hellbent on convincing people he didn't shit his pants that he admitted to having the aches and pains of a senior citizen.

Don't worry it is now just pissing in bottles, soon he'll be saying I am so committed to the killstream I wear adult diapers. After that he'll say "I didn't poop my pants, as I am only wearing a classic killstream content diaper, which are not pants, and my diaper has better content than anything else in this whole niche." As him smelling the poop out of faith's bunghole, this is nothing new. Thus his transformation into a onlyfans shit exhibitionist to pay his drugs and gambling habbit will be complete.

 

[Beavis]

Now I'm wondering what will it take for Ralph to do this to Dick Masterson.

I always thought Ralph and Nick were fairly well connected to each other. I can't imagine with this latest backstab that Dick isn't off the table.

And if it does happen the harvest for that chimp out will be spectacular.

Ralph was already seething at Dick for not saving his sad Vegas trip. He'll burn that bridge soon enough.