Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He was advertising some sugar free sauce he bought on Amazon, not his sauce.

Ah, OK, I didn't see that part and I don't have FB so I couldn't see it for myself. Still, what a lazy fuck. Can't imagine why he could never establish a fan base.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Jack is advertising this bbq sauce on his page and he can’t even be arsed to provide any info. What a jerkoff. No response is better than redirecting to google (or “the Internet” as he calls it) as a response.

He lives up to the name of "Lazy Man".

 

[AnOminous]

The only way this’ll change is if he becomes completely disabled and is forced to eat what people feed him.

If they do, he'll throw screaming Steven Assanti style tard tantrums.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If they do, he'll throw screaming Steven Assanti style tard tantrums.

That implies Jack has any energy to do so. Steven Assanti is fatter than Jack yet has more energy than him

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

To save you all time, Jack spends most of this blog post pissed off over the $100 COPAY FOR HIS EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT INSTEAD OF HIS STROKE.

Yeah, I remember that poor woman (IIRC) who had to deal with this retard.

Idk why it rubs me the wrong way when he talks about bringing Brianna to all these food places as if she's got a one-track mind like Jack does. He is creepily obsessed with her.

Don't know if it is an obession thing, IMHO, Jack is a fucking control freak who wants to control everybody of his family like they're his personal serfs.

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Jack is advertising this bbq sauce on his page and he can’t even be arsed to provide any info. What a jerkoff. No response is better than redirecting to google (or “the Internet” as he calls it) as a response.

Just fits into the established picture of Jack as an lazy lardasss, who does just the bare minimum to get along.

Oh what a catch! Tammy Jr really got herself a true prince among men.

Asshole won't even take his hat off a the table like his faggot of a father.

Well, at least he doesn't have his tongue hanging out when eating, like Fat Jack and Tammy the landwhale do, so I guess that's already an achievement for the Scalfani family.

 

[AnOminous]

the burgers are fucking raw. i've eaten there a few times and they do ask how you want the burger cooked. they clearly said they wanted theirs cooked rare. fucking animals

I believe they grind their own meat right there from individual cuts, so it's probably safe to do that. It isn't the mixed together crap from maybe 20 different countries you get at a grocery store, with microbes from every one of them, more or less forcing you to do it well (which is not a bad way to do a burger anyway).

The revision dates from 30 October 2020 by a Spectrum IP address in Louisiana.

I guess they're too busy doing historical revisionism and changing pronouns to xe/xir/faggot and shit like that to pay much attention to anything else.

 

[stets]

I've tried liking bleu cheeses, and it's just not my thing.

@Phil Ken Sebben already mentioned this, but I second cambozola as a good starter blue cheese. It’s really mild and creamy. It’s good with honey if you don’t want to eat a straight up bite of blue cheese. It’s not something you can find at a normal grocery store, but places like Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods will carry it. The Black Label stuff is my favorite cheese of all time, but you have to go to a cheesemonger to find it.

Also poverty dynamics, Jr seemed to think Gordon Ramsay is on the verge of bankruptcy like the shitty restaurants he tries (and generally fails) to rehab.

Jack offering restaurant business advice is funny since he knows absolutely nothing about the industry. All of the Gordon Ramsay restaurants in Vegas aren’t even his restaurants - they’re owned by Caesar’s Entertainment. It’s a classic licensing deal with maybe a management contract. Ramsay Holdings gets a set amount of money each year, plus bonuses if they hit certain revenue metrics, and he has to show up a couple of days a year for photos and media appearances. That’s it. Caeser’s has everything to gain or lose.

If anything, the pressure is on the gaming company to make them successful - not Ramsay. Ramsay loses almost nothing if they go under, especially since MGM or another gaming company would be more than happy to step in and make him an offer.

 

[AnOminous]

Yep. Jack, because he's a sulky narcissistic bitch, thinks he can starve this behavior by removing things and becoming as boring as possible. It doesn't work, but he thinks it might.

Or he could just not eat like a goddamn animal or like he's trying to deep throat the food, not stick his tongue out disgustingly like someone raised in a barn, and not roll his eyes back in his head and make an ahegao face while eating it (oh wait that's Tammy).

It's hilarious he's become sensitive to the fact that the way he eats is fucking disgusting and he is trying to hide it.

 

[Aaway]

I believe they grind their own meat right there from individual cuts, so it's probably safe to do that. It isn't the mixed together crap from maybe 20 different countries you get at a grocery store, with microbes from every one of them, more or less forcing you to do it well (which is not a bad way to do a burger anyway).

I guess they're too busy doing historical revisionism and changing pronouns to xe/xir/faggot and shit like that to pay much attention to anything else.

yeah, their meat is high quality for sure. if i remember correctly, it's a blend of chuck, brisket, and short rib. it's a place where i'll definitely order my burger medium well, but they legit ordered it rare and it just looked vile

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

yeah, their meat is high quality for sure. if i remember correctly, it's a blend of chuck, brisket, and short rib. it's a place where i'll definitely order my burger medium well, but they legit ordered it rare and it just looked vile

Lets just give them this much credit. It is vile looking because the juices are congealing all over the bun but at least it is RARE and not Jack's idea of rare:

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So the recent stroke talk has me trying to construct a timeline of Jack's known health problems. We have two known strokes in 2011 and 2018. We might have a third that took place in 2009. He's recently been talking about his diabetes. When did he announce he had diabetes and did he specifically say when he was diagnosed?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Lets just give them this much credit. It is vile looking because the juices are congealing all over the bun but at least it is RARE and not Jack's idea of rare:

This video makes me wonder if Jack has a preference for raw meat since he undercooks his chicken and likes stuff rare.

 

[Aaway]

someone in this thread said that jack only goes to church these days to eat and i have to agree after seeing him do this the last couple weeks

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I want PCLM to focus on the BISTRO sign, see if you can get him to pull it. "We're back at Jack's Slanty BISTRO!"

Nah man, its amputation we want. Think it was the PCLM 2 weeks ago someone had the brilliant idea to mock the stroke arm time and again to see if he gets annoyed enough to amputate it .

 

[AnOminous]

Nah man, its amputation we want. Think it was the PCLM 2 weeks ago someone had the brilliant idea to mock the stroke arm time and again to see if he gets annoyed enough to amputate it .

If he did that, his weight would be so unbalanced he'd topple over to the left every couple minutes.

 

[cuddle striker]

If he did that, his weight would be so unbalanced he'd topple over to the left every couple minutes.

he'll get Big Tam to put up a tripod for him to lean on, like a Salvador Dali boomer portrait

 

[rubytintedchix]

I'm not surprised Qali avoids blue cheese. Most people encounter it as an hors d'oeuvres, on a little toothpick. It's entirely too strong if you're not used to strong cheeses and basically traumatizes middle-Americans into never straying from their comfort foods again.

Jack also tortured Jr. by forcing him to watch him eat a tablespoon of mayonnaise on camera in this video:

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Jr. needs aversion therapy to every white creamy substance except for high school boy cum.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Nah man, its amputation we want. Think it was the PCLM 2 weeks ago someone had the brilliant idea to mock the stroke arm time and again to see if he gets annoyed enough to amputate it .

Oh yeah that would totally show us.

"What? Mushbrain amputated his stroke-arm? Well fuck. We can't make fun of him now after such a power move. Well it's been fun but we have to pack it in. There's no coming back from this now."

And you know he's played out a power fantasy like that in his mind many times. A little pussy bitch like him is all about power fantasies because his life is so empty and fucked.

 

[DX10]

There's also a post in his dead blog that predates the first stroke by about 2-3 years. In it, he whines about a trip to the hospital with symptoms that sound *exactly* like a stroke. He refused tests yet still left early in a huff because it was taking doctors too long to diagnose him(because he declined necessary medical testing). I'm convinced this was at minimum a mini stroke if not a full blown stroke.

So I'm relatively convinced he's actually had three strokes. I'm wondering if his whining and refusal of treatment from the first one actually helped cause the following two. That would be hilarious cosmic justice and would be exactly the type of thing that would happen to Jack.

ALL THAT BUGS!

I am following up with a Patio and Fireplace store. I would like them to carry our sauces at their location. So I spoke to the female do...

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This blog is honestly a goldmine. He is such a prick, and has been such a prick, forever.

 

[Skeletor]

I think I said this before, but a show where Jack cooks basic stuff in a scooter with one arm could actually be helpful to some people out there? I’m sure there’s a niche audience of handicapped people that could use help chopping garlic and whatnot with one arm.