US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Oxous]

Funding bill just passed Congress. Now we have to wait until December for the shutdown

 

[MrJokerRager]

Funding bill just passed Congress. Now we have to wait until December for the shutdown

Wait what? weren't there some news the progressives would block it?

 

[Aldeland]

Who the hell raped that? I agree we should give that degenerate the death penalty.

Our society began to decline when we stopped hanging people, change my mind.

 

[derpherp2]

Qanon at this point, I believe was a gay op by the Democrats.

Majority of mainstream and dissident right wing figures thought it was bullshit and no one of serious importance believed it or entertained it.

I seen more Democrats talk about it while trying to censor Blue Anon.

January 6th was proof that QAnon failed.

Their first mistake was thinking anything anon related would be a right wing shit in the first place.

Their second mistake was thinking rednecks knew how to use the internet.

My personal theory is that Pelosi's hate for the American people gives her vigor.

I know it does for me these days, so it's understandable.

Strange. Obviously I'm on the outside looking in, but I just can't fathom what kind of strategic benefit she'd get from that. Trying to false flag a Trump nuclear attack would almost certainly get out, and it's not like any faction of the Democrats are posturing for war now that they do hold the football. If she wanted a war with China or some other power, she and the rest of the party could attempt it.

This is the dumbass bitch that said "we'll survive together" during the pandemic while showing off her hagen-das collection in her fridge.
In her mcmansion.
which she has half a dozen of.
I don't expect much in terms of any conspiracies being able to do anything but shitting herself.

 

[Oxous]

Wait what? weren't there some news the progressives would block it?

The bill that got passed was the one that prevents the government from shutting down, this isn't the one that the progressives were threatening to block. Bill does not include a debt ceiling raise, though, so the government is now scheduled to shut down on December 3rd instead of tomorrow.

 

[Salubrious]

Qanon at this point, I believe was a gay op by the Democrats.

Majority of mainstream and dissident right wing figures thought it was bullshit and no one of serious importance believed it or entertained it.

I seen more Democrats talk about it while trying to censor Blue Anon.

January 6th was proof that QAnon failed.

I don't think any of the conservative leaning people I know knew or cared about Qanon.

I don't think it STARTED as a gay op, but I absolutely think it is now. I hear more QAnon shit from Joy Reid than literally anyone else, and I'm on THIS fucking forum.

 

[JosephStalin]

Who the hell raped that? I agree we should give that degenerate the death penalty.

Now, this twat wants the police defunded, while spending taxpayer dollars on security for herself. She should be made to pay back every cent of those taxpayer dollars. No police means more chance of women being raped/assaulted/etc. Well, if having no police around is good enough for other women, in this twat's empty eyes, then having no police around should be good enough for this useless sack of shit.

 

[celebrityskin]

Then we're fucked, because the only thing that even comes close is fucking Qanon and I'd rather not put those retards in charge of anything.

Who unironically believes that shit??? Seriously

 

[CarlosDanger]

Dow Jones suffers worst month of the pandemic, down nearly 5% for the month.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Dow Jones suffers worst month of the pandemic, down nearly 5% for the month.

Watch it totally go pop if they pass the infrastructure bill. I could be wrong, though. Infusing 3.5 TRILLION dollars of non-existent money into the economy could see certain market sectors skyrocket, especially the ones catering to the pork in the bill.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

My position on the political compass qualifies me as a homicidal psychopathic nazi per some standards yet I still have no clue what Qanon supposedly is.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

My position on the political compass qualifies me as a homicidal psychopathic nazi yet I still have no clue what Qanon supposedly is.

Twitter Faggotry.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

qualifies me as a homicidal psychopathic nazi

Daddy? Is that you, dad?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Daddy? Is that you, dad?

Nope, your dad still never returned from getting milk.

 

[Bibendum]

Just wanted to share this after reading yesterday's Jersey-sperging.
Gov Murphy (left) showed up to the debate in a suit and sneakers, an offense for which he should be thrown from a rooftop.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Daddy? Is that you, dad?

no but I might be your mom

 

[Spiteful Crow]

MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED ALERT GAMERS

Tom Cotton named the Jew
"What is a Soros Prosecutor?"

 

[A_Skellington]

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Tom Cotton named the Jew
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Well damn, I guess I need to get ready for Arkansas to have a "surprise" variant outbreak next.
*Edit* I have to admit he's a brave motherfucker putting his neck out like that too.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

They'll blame the GOP. Consequences, Responsibility, Blame, those are all for lesser beings, not the beautiful ones.

It's ironic considering how they claimed trump blames everyone but himself whenever things didn't go his way. Here we are now.

 

[JohnDoe]

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Tom Cotton named the Jew
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My sincere condolences to his family. Who would ever suspect he'd commit suicide by shooting himself 7 times in the back with a snub nose revolver before hurling himself down an elevator shaft while drinking cyanide!