Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Baby needs a bottle and probably a diaper change before his nap.

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Baby needs a bottle and probably a diaper change before his nap.

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Ah, poor Lucas, still unaware that a menial job is beyond his reach, totally unfamiliar with toil. Lucas doesn't work, but not because he's lazy, though he is tremendously lazy. He doesn't work because he can't. He's a helpless fat faggot, who pretends to be above things he cannot do.
 
I was going to say the Freak is going to give his mother panic attacks with all his talk about flying a Gen Z girlfriend to Arizona, but remembered she well knows a girlfriend is not in the cards for her incestuous pedo Freak of a son.
I have to wonder if Lucas even has his mother's address. I know he doesn't have the means to fly to Arizona, but I wonder if Myrna keeps her address a secret just in case. I can imagine that big bloated baby showing up on her doorstep begging for money or help or god knows what else.

I have to laugh at the claim that he has a good relationship with his parents. If this were true, he never would have lived on the streets. Most parents would take you in and help you get back on your feet, regardless of your age. His parents left him to fend for himself because they're likely so beyond done with his shit.
 
That is because he gets upset when he can't control the narrative and he can't just block people who question or disagree with him.
Some of his older videos like the "right now right now right now video" and other videos of 2017 still allow for comments. Maybe he left them on and forgot to change the settings for those videos.
 
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The commons room at Mallon Place I’m assuming. It has a piano and some comfy chairs by the looks of things
Is he implying he is among the beautiful people? Let's take a look at his next post to see:
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WHY YES, YES HE IS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lucas is about as "beautiful" as a shaved, unwashed donkey's ass. In fact, the unwashed donkey's ass night be more beautiful. He does have the funny looking part right, though. Nothing about his heart or mind are beautiful. He is a waste of space and oxygen.
 
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The commons room at Mallon Place I’m assuming. It has a piano and some comfy chairs by the looks of things
On that note and given all of the previous jokes about lucas being in a nursing home, i'm just going to point out the fact that the nursing home I currently work at most of the time also has a piano and comfy chairs in their common room

Make of that what you will

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Is he implying he is among the beautiful people? Let's take a look at his next post to see:
I've seen literal mental patients and dementia patients make that exact expression while walking down the hallway half blasted out of their minds on meds. Lucas isn't doing himself any favors by posting pictures like that
 
Where the hell is he getting the silly idea that beautiful people are healthier people?

I've known several young, attractive people in their prime that were stricken with cancer and other terrible diseases.

That has to be one of the dumber things he's said.
It's also confusing because he claims that breeding with him will produce healthy babies. Does he think he's beautiful? I know it seems completely impossible but the way he poses in some of these photographs, it's like thinks he possesses some kind of undeniable natural beauty.
 
It's also confusing because he claims that breeding with him will produce healthy babies. Does he think he's beautiful? I know it seems completely impossible but the way he poses in some of these photographs, it's like thinks he possesses some kind of undeniable natural beauty.
He's so fucking creepy that is hilarious. Everything about him is completely wrong. It's like his genetic code was set to "randomize" when he was conceived.
 
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WHY YES, YES HE IS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lucas is about as "beautiful" as a shaved, unwashed donkey's ass. In fact, the unwashed donkey's ass night be more beautiful. He does have the funny looking part right, though. Nothing about his heart or mind are beautiful. He is a waste of space and oxygen.
That's a face not even his mother wants to see in her home. Same goes for his father, brothers and the rest of his relatives.
 
One of the biggest lies by the Greedy Freak:

Of course he would totally get himself the proper mate at at the bar scene, but covid.

So cringy and pathetic.

He wants a hot and young gen z woman, but doesn't want to do anything but be a disgusting homeless bumcel until his parents die and leave him an imaginary fortune (that he supposedly abhors) so he and his gen z hot momma and super hero children can finally have a bath, a place to live, and elk lucas will hunt, kill, and clean so they can eat.
Lol, his plans are worse than my 6 year old.
 
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So cringy and pathetic.

He wants a hot and young gen z woman, but I don't want to do anything but be a disgusting homeless bumcel until his parents die and leaves him an imaginary fortune (that he supposedly abhors) so he and his gen z hot momma and super hero children can finally have a bath, a place to live, and elk lucas will hunt, kill, and clean.
Lol, his plans are worse than my 6 year old.
How long are those thirty elks going to last him?
 
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Lucas you get back what you put out and all you put out is cringe and horror. If God or the universe or whatever created us thought about you for a second they would think you are cringe and out of all of God’s creations they would look at you as one of the strangest and most bizarre creations of them all serving no use or purpose to anything or anybody. Any aliens in our universe wouldn’t know what to make of your blobby appearance either and would also assume there is something wrong with you.
 
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