Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cheesegirl78]

pretty sure it was a security guard and not a uniformed (and probably not off-duty) officer.

And Lucas did what the security guard told him to do because he's a weak, mousy little wimp.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'm really starting to get a kick out of these community page updates. Lucas trying to construct a clever meme is always a fun look into just how busted his brain his. They can't even accidentally fall into the category of memes that are funny because of lack of context. The smugness he gives off while saying the dumbest possible shit never gets old.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I'm really starting to get a kick out of these community page updates. Lucas trying to construct a clever meme is always a fun look into just how busted his brain his. They can't even accidentally fall into the category of memes that are funny because of lack of context. The smugness he gives off while saying the dumbest possible shit never gets old.
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We all know it’s pure envy. If I don’t drive because I am a broke bum or am not allowed to drive due to incompetence then those who do drive are bad, immoral and wrong for causing pollution and my “choice” to not drive makes me morally superior. The woman are not attracted to me because I do not have a car and gen z needs to realize they are being hypocritical by choosing to go with the guy with the car so they can fall into my arms when I tell them that they are not living up to their generation’s standards to curb climate emissions. What would he say if you told him Elliot Rodger had a black BMW and the girls didn’t care because he was a weird loner.

 

[Huge Fungus]

I'm really starting to get a kick out of these community page updates. Lucas trying to construct a clever meme is always a fun look into just how busted his brain his. They can't even accidentally fall into the category of memes that are funny because of lack of context. The smugness he gives off while saying the dumbest possible shit never gets old.
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I'm calling it now; Lucas is going to go on a "No Lives Matter" kick in his next few videos, and accuse the Flatbill Oligarchs of holding a nihilistic, pro-death philosophy for denying him the young pussy he so rightfully deserves. That, or just get mopey and despondent under a bridge at night, and rave about how "There is no God, and no lives matter" (another Schopenhauer parallel?)

Possibly both, and probably in that order.

When his Swiss-cheese brain comes up with a new Wernism like this, he gloms onto and autistically repeat it like a mantra for his next several videos, before he settles down and it becomes part of his casual schizo lexicon. (i.e. "Millionaire Socialists", "Panthers", "Covid Sluts", etc.)

EDIT: " Full Blushing Face", "Yeet Me a Bae, God", "Prime Rib at Twigs", "IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR GREED", "Spring-Autumn Romance", "Aged, like wine or cheese", "Puss-Puss", "Daffy Duck-Looking Motherfucker", "Send me $50"
(You get the point)

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is not at all profound lol. I have to wonder seriously how many other thinkers had ideas similar to Marx at this time during the Industrial Revolution. Probably many others whose names hardly anyone knows but Marx’s ideas of historical pre-determinism stuck in the communist project which made it a total failure.

edit: also in principle Lucas gets nothing out of Communism that he doesn't already have except a psychiatric bed and he misses the point here that communism cannot just be implemented which is hilarious, since you need lower stages of socialism to move away from capitalism and then you have to change human nature itself to have the state whither away.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

This is not at all profound lol. I have to wonder seriously how many other thinkers had ideas similar to Marx at this time during the industrial Revolution. Probably many others whose names hardly anyone knows but Marx’s ideas of historical pre-destination stuck in the communist project.
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But Lucas forgets he has no worth and has nothing to give, he just wants free shit and a Gen-Z bae dumped in his lap.
He will expect everyone else to do the heavy lifting of supporting himself and his family, when in actuality he will be one of the first to be lined up and shot as a useless eater.

 

[Mister Uno]

Is he implying he is among the beautiful people? Let's take a look at his next post to see:View attachment 2584419
WHY YES, YES HE IS.

Lucas is about as "beautiful" as a shaved, unwashed donkey's ass. In fact, the unwashed donkey's ass night be more beautiful. He does have the funny looking part right, though. Nothing about his heart or mind are beautiful. He is a waste of space and oxygen.

You imagine just swiping through Tinder and suddenly see this thing staring back at you? Think this is my favorite photo of Lucas.

 

[Wernology]

It's been a slowish couple of days, his tantrums are being spaced out.

 

[Club Sandwich]

shot as a useless eater

as it's been mentioned before, soviet-style communism (and to a lesser extent most variations like maoism) being homeless and/or unemployed was illegal and you were generally remanded to state custody, either in work camps or prison. this is because under most forms of communism people who did not voluntarily contribute (disability had certain allowances for what contributions were "forgiven") to the community yet took resources from the community, were traitors to the class/people. in Marxist theory, but later kind of downplayed, was the idea that class consciousness required full participation and those unable to do so weren't useful to the revolution (nominally against the czar). under Stalinism, Lucas would likely be made an example of on principle as a degenerate and undesirable traitor to the state.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is special

 

[Twrx]

This is special
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Well, it is special in a sense. For once, he didn't use himself for the meme.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This is special
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I like how when he has these juvenile climate alarmist rants he's huffing and puffing outside with the beautiful and clear Spokane sky behind him.
It just highlights the absurdity, Lucas, just admit it, you're jealous of people who can afford to drive, you're fooling literally nobody trying to be Dollar Store Al Gore.
Drop it, find a new angle, it's fucking boring.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I like how when he has these juvenile climate alarmist rants he's huffing and puffing outside with the beautiful and clear Spokane sky behind him.
It just highlights the absurdity, Lucas, just admit it, you're jealous of people who can afford to drive, you're fooling literally nobody trying to be Dollar Store Al Gore.
Drop it, find a new angle, it's fucking boring.

Lucas eats cow which makes him a polluter of methane gas and a cannibal

 

[Burned CDs]

Him before the videos

 

[AngryTreeRat]

PL, I had an ex-BIL a lot like Lucas.

He wasn't mental in the way Lucas is, (at first) but his parents, especially his mom, did everything for him.
He used to boast about wanting very young girls for EXACTLY the reasons you mentioned, young, inexperienced, and he wanted to be able to "train them the way he wanted them".

Ok, time for a big PL, but let me add something:

I might be male but in my youth I was groomed by an older woman to be exactly what she wanted. It did some long lasting damage. Bits of the behavior she trained in are still there. It makes functioning in healthy relationships harder years later, I often find myself unable to take the initiative so much as do something my SO would like just because I'm waiting for instruction, something as simple as making her favourite meal after she worked a 12 hour shift requires me to struggle against trained behavior from time to time. To anyone who sees someone they know falling for this trap. Just get them out. If someone is "training them while they're young" they are a predator who are trying to create a person who can't function in society alone. Fuck those people. They are more dangerous than their intentions alone.

That said. Thank god the Wern is too incompetent to do so.

I wonder how that sentence is intended to be read.

1. “I’ll only shower with you, 18-24 year olds.”
Lucas is assuring Gen Z that he only wants to shower together, nothing more. (Least likely option)

2. “I’ll only shower with you.”
Lucas is asserting that he’d never shower with anybody outside the 18-24 age range.

3. “I’ll only shower with you.”
Lucas is informing the world that until he gets a Gen Z bae, he will no longer be taking showers as a form of protest.

My money is on 3. As Werner's Razor dictates the most repulsive answer is the most likely to be true.

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wow. Im speechless

He looks like he has gas or needs to take a shit, I don't get what he's trying to give off. Also I love the imgflip watermark in these.

One of these days, the 15-year-old girl that Lucas begs for booby pics is going to be a wannabe Alex Rosen. The milk will be sour.

I sometimes wonder if Wern is just aware enough of this and that's why he sticks to 18+.

So, Lucas is constantly saying that Gen Z men are "greedy" with the Gen Z baes. If he would actually look up the Merriam-Webster definition of the word greedy, it says "marked by greed: having or showing a selfish desire for wealth and possessions." Lucas has said he respects women and isn't a bigot but that is technically sexism. He is comparing women to possessions to be obtained or collected. The man needs to make up his mind... are women individuals with the ability to reason for themselves that he is, at best, a perfect example of human trash, or are they merely objects with an inability to make decisions for themselves that are manipulated by the "voices around them" and hoarded by the flat-bill, car-having, Gen Z fuckbois?

This betrays his incel nature once again. Incels all seem to think women are manipulated by other forces and lack free will.

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The commons room at Mallon Place I’m assuming. It has a piano and some comfy chairs by the looks of things

He's informing people to not breed with him at this rate, as he lacks beauty, intellect, and empathy.

Is, is he actually retarded?

Yes.

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Good thing I have a strong stomach.

Werner, you're making your db shit public. You're fair game retard.

This is special
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I wonder if he's internalized this belief yet or if it's still purely envy. He seems to internalize his madness given time.

 

[WonderWino]

I sometimes wonder if Wern is just aware enough of this and that's why he sticks to 18+.

He is absolutely aware of it, thats why he switched from his earlier public statements of 16 that he stood by fanatically until enough people went at him about it to force it into his head that it wasn't as legal as he thought it was. He knows he will get in serious trouble for pedo behavior if he gets caught. Now that isn't to say he believes he is doing anything wrong, because he doesn't. He just recognizes that society will punish him for what it says is wrong. He only publicly stays away from underage girls because he knows he'll get in trouble for it

Note that I specifically said publicly, because whatever he might claim in public now, he absolutely hasn't changed his mindset, intent or what he wants one bit. He will absolutely creep on underage girls the instant he gets the opportunity to. He is incapable of not doing so and absolutely feels he is entitled to no matter what others might say about it. Its why he is so defensive about his behavior. Not to mention he is incapable of following any rules for any length of time no matter what the consequences are. Look at his behavior in the park even after being banned, same with restaurants around spokane and multiple places he has lived. If anything his mentality and behavior is so ingrained its pathological

 

[IceQueen]

I like how when he has these juvenile climate alarmist rants he's huffing and puffing outside with the beautiful and clear Spokane sky behind him.
It just highlights the absurdity, Lucas, just admit it, you're jealous of people who can afford to drive, you're fooling literally nobody trying to be Dollar Store Al Gore.
Drop it, find a new angle, it's fucking boring.

Not just those who can AFFORD to drive, but those who CAN drive. Lucas is too mentally deficient to drive and he knows it. Remember the story about him driving his dad’s truck through a literal fire? He is too stupid, mentally disabled, and incompetent to drive and despite all his bullshit “I’m SuIcIdAl!¡” talk, he isn’t and he’s a pussy who is terrified of pain, death, and getting hurt. So he wouldn’t drive even if he could afford it, because he CAN’T. And as usual, anything he can’t have, he doesn’t want anything else to have either.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Cars are not made in sweat shops you mong. Supply chains may be full of abuses down to the level of where cobalt or lithium comes from, yes there are major problems there with child slaves and so on but car manufacturing is a Fordist capitalist mode of production that pays its workers enough money to buy the goods that are manufactured. Around the world there are people on the outside who actually want to become a part of this exploited working class in the traditional sense of joining the labour force and working full time in a factory with job security, nowadays this is increasingly becoming a privileged position.

Edit: @IceQueen what’s this story of him driving his dad’s truck through a fire?

Edit: ha, the thumbs down has to be his dislike of being disliked constantly. It really gets to him clearly.

 

[TurdFondler]

The only girls who care if you have a car are 16 year olds who don't want their dad to drive them anymore. The moment you leave high school having a car isn't going to get you a girl.

 

[mothman96]

Not just those who can AFFORD to drive, but those who CAN drive. Lucas is too mentally deficient to drive and he knows it. Remember the story about him driving his dad’s truck through a literal fire? He is too stupid, mentally disabled, and incompetent to drive and despite all his bullshit “I’m SuIcIdAl!¡” talk, he isn’t and he’s a pussy who is terrified of pain, death, and getting hurt. So he wouldn’t drive even if he could afford it, because he CAN’T. And as usual, anything he can’t have, he doesn’t want anything else to have either.

Edit: @IceQueen what’s this story of him driving his dad’s truck through a fire?

The Freak didn't drive his dad's truck through a fire. He set his dad's truck on fire.