Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Cars are not made in sweat shops you mong. Supply chains may be full of abuses down to the level of where cobalt or lithium comes from, yes there are major problems there with child slaves and so on but car manufacturing is a Fordist capitalist mode of production that pays its workers enough money to buy the goods that are manufactured. Around the world there are people on the outside who actually want to become a part of this exploited working class in the traditional sense of joining the labour force and working full time in a factory with job security, nowadays this is increasingly becoming a privileged position.

Edit: @IceQueen what’s this story of him driving his dad’s truck through a fire?

Edit: ha, the thumbs down has to be his dislike of being disliked constantly. It really gets to him clearly.
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I wonder just how much jumping on this climate change/green agenda has to do with how bad he wants to bang Greta Thurnberg? (Or however you spell her last name. I can’t be bothered to look it up.)

 

[Da Dude123]

The only girls who care if you have a car are 16 year olds who don't want their dad to drive them anymore. The moment you leave high school having a car isn't going to get you a girl.

There are lots of places in the US where people would look at you as low class if you did not own a car. Larger cities you can sometimes get around okay not owning one, depending on geographically where you work and live.

Some cities, if you don't own a car, you are gonna have a tough time doing much. And for sure, women would judge you for that. Do women and to a lesser extent men, judge potential romantic partners for how much money they have? Yes, absolutely.

Now, there are levels to this. If a woman would flat out not date a man because he is a plumber or a factory worker, is that classist? Yes, I would say so. Now, if a woman would not date a ragman who lives in a group home. Is that classist? I don't think it is.

Being a hobo or ragman indicates that you are not a functioning member of society. Now if you are working, even if you still are not making tons of money. At least you have a job and do something productive and get a pay check and hopefully, have some place to live.

Lucas fundamentally does not have his life together. He is a ragman who gets disability and refuses to improve himself. And he acts like this is a good thing and refuses to believe that he is anything but plenty good. No woman will want someone like that.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The only girls who care if you have a car are 16 year olds who don't want their dad to drive them anymore

Well that's his demographic. Notice he never mentions women driving cars, which commonplace after hs.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

The Freak didn't drive his dad's truck through a fire. He set his dad's truck on fire.

Okay, wow. I never heard this one. When was this? Before or after the first time he went on meds? And he’s still claiming that he’s going to inherit and live off the land? Possibly in favor over his brothers and step sister? That’s not how you get to the elk kingdom, Lucas.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There are lots of places in the US where people would look at you as low class if you did not own a car. Larger cities you can sometimes get around okay not owning one, depending on geographically where you work and live.

Some cities, if you don't own a car, you are gonna have a tough time doing much. And for sure, women would judge you for that. Do women and to a lesser extent men, judge potential romantic partners for how much money they have? Yes, absolutely.

Now, there are levels to this. If a woman would flat out not date a man because he is a plumber or a factory worker, is that classist? Yes, I would say so. Now, if a woman would not date a ragman who lives in a group home. Is that classist? I don't think it is.

Being a hobo or ragman indicates that you are not a functioning member of society. Now if you are working, even if you still are not making tons of money. At least you have a job and do something productive and get a pay check and hopefully, have some place to live.

Lucas fundamentally does not have his life together. He is a ragman who gets disability and refuses to improve himself. And he acts like this is a good thing and refuses to believe that he is anything but plenty good. No woman will want someone like that.

I would date a plumber, have you seen what they charge?
One of the nicest homes in my area is owned by a plumber.

 

[TurdFondler]

There are lots of places in the US where people would look at you as low class if you did not own a car. Larger cities you can sometimes get around okay not owning one, depending on geographically where you work and live.

If you're well adjusted and financially stable and at least 5'9" girls won't care, at least not the ones you'd want to date as a car-less weirdo. Because for sure if you don't have a car in the USA you're some kind of weirdo.

But you're right, not having a car is a good litmus test for being a complete fuckup. What I meant, though, is that getting a car isn't going to get girls to date you. It's so common literally no one cares.

 

[mothman96]

Okay, wow. I never heard this one. When was this? Before or after the first time he went on meds? And he’s still claiming that he’s going to inherit and live off the land? Possibly in favor over his brothers and step sister? That’s not how you get to the elk kingdom, Lucas.

The info about Lucas setting fire to his dad's truck came down via his older brother Shawn. Shawn for a short time was a member at SOFALAW and that is where he originally posted the info. I don't think Shawn was specific as to when it happened. I do remember that when the info about the truck fire came out into the open Lucas posted a video , his "excuse" for setting fire to the truck was "wanted to be a firefighter type".

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The only girls who care if you have a car are 16 year olds who don't want their dad to drive them anymore. The moment you leave high school having a car isn't going to get you a girl.

Yes, but not having a car in the vast majority of the US is a dealbreaker to most women (unless you're extremely attractive or a drug dealer or have a big dick, etc...), and Spokane just by its location isn't optimal for public transportation.

As far as classism, it exists and women have their double standards with such things... but, not even having a safe place to live is an understandable reason to avoid a relationship with someone. Beyond that, it becomes an issue.

Say what we will about Lucas, but he's been declared disabled for a very long time. Is refusing to date or even talk to Lucas because of that, classism? Arguably. I have my own share of dating misery due to being autistic, and how awful it feels making me instantly garbage to women because of it.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The info about Lucas setting fire to his dad's truck came down via his older brother Shawn. Shawn for a short time was a member at SOFALAW and that is where he originally posted the info. I don't think Shawn was specific as to when it happened. I do remember that when the info about the truck fire came out into the open Lucas posted a video , his "excuse" for setting fire to the truck was "wanted to be a firefighter type".

he also drove his vehicle into a bonfire the summer after he turned 19. He was high and arrested for DUI and possession. This is the story I’ve always heard about and checking criminal records seems pretty accurate.

I kinda wonder if this is why he was not allowed to go on the senior trip to Europe that he talks about. His court stuff took a couple of years to address so I could see him being unable to take a trip, and then he blames his parents.

 

[mothman96]

he also drove his vehicle into a bonfire the summer after he turned 19. He was high and arrested for DUI and possession. This is the story I’ve always heard about and checking criminal records seems pretty accurate.

I kinda wonder if this is why he was not allowed to go on the senior trip to Europe that he talks about. His court stuff took a couple of years to address so I could see him being unable to take a trip, and then he blames his parents.

I do remember it came up prior he was cited for the DUI and possession when he was young . 1st time I hear of him driving into a bonfire. The bonfire I remember had to do with him saying he put his arm around a girl when they were at a bonfire.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I do remember it came up prior he was cited for the DUI and possession when he was young . 1st time I hear of him driving into a bonfire. The bonfire I remember had to do with him saying he put his arm around a girl when they were at a bonfire.

Edit to add: It’s also possible that Lucas had done this previously before age 18 and was either never charged or charges were sealed. But the DUI was a landmark case as it was Washington State’s first DUI for Cannabis.

This is the link I found for a story about it, though they get the date of the court date wrong. It was Jan 1999 that it went to court then retried in April.

cannabisnews.com: A landmark DUI case

edit again to not double post: here’s what I found in Greedy Greedy SOFALAW. It does make me wonder if the bonfire/brush fire truck setting incident was separate to the DUI. Like, how many times can you suck that bad at driving? And does that mean he drove the truck into a fire while sober? Bc, wow. That’s worse.

 

[wenttobermuda]

The info about Lucas setting fire to his dad's truck came down via his older brother Shawn. Shawn for a short time was a member at SOFALAW and that is where he originally posted the info. I don't think Shawn was specific as to when it happened. I do remember that when the info about the truck fire came out into the open Lucas posted a video , his "excuse" for setting fire to the truck was "wanted to be a firefighter type".

The burning truck incident is a poorly understood and tantalizing bit of Wern lore. Like the alcohol poisoning event and trail blazing dui, the basic details have emerged and hint at glorious laughs. Somewhere, at the bottom of each disaster, you know you will find Lucas's longing for puss puss. Yet, the amusing details are apparently being horded [sic] by greedy SOFALAW bigots and ageist brothers. Share the information, Gen Z! Where the story at?

I'm most interested in the DUI. I see it as a pivotal moment in Wernology, and I have a natural affinity for DUIs.

 

[mothman96]

Edit to add: It’s also possible that Lucas had done this previously before age 18 and was either never charged or charges were sealed. But the DUI was a landmark case as it was Washington State’s first DUI for Cannabis.

This is the link I found for a story about it, though they get the date of the court date wrong. It was Jan 1999 that it went to court then retried in April.

cannabisnews.com: A landmark DUI case

Could have been a way of covering up he set fire to his dad's truck.

 

[TurdFondler]

My headcanon is that Lucas went to a party in his dad's truck. Probably something like a bush party, going by the bonfire. Lots of retard kids doing retard shit. He wanted to one up the flat bills and secure an ovulator, so in a fit of schizo brilliance did the most badass thing he could think of: drove his dad's truck into the fire.

Whatever the case, we can rest assured underage poonaner was involved somehow.

 

[Burned CDs]

Ok, time for a big PL, but let me add something:

I might be male but in my youth I was groomed by an older woman to be exactly what she wanted. It did some long lasting damage. Bits of the behavior she trained in are still there. It makes functioning in healthy relationships harder years later, I often find myself unable to take the initiative so much as do something my SO would like just because I'm waiting for instruction, something as simple as making her favourite meal after she worked a 12 hour shift requires me to struggle against trained behavior from time to time. To anyone who sees someone they know falling for this trap. Just get them out. If someone is "training them while they're young" they are a predator who are trying to create a person who can't function in society alone. Fuck those people. They are more dangerous than their intentions alone.

That said. Thank god the Wern is too incompetent to do so.

My money is on 3. As Werner's Razor dictates the most repulsive answer is the most likely to be true.

He looks like he has gas or needs to take a shit, I don't get what he's trying to give off. Also I love the imgflip watermark in these.

I sometimes wonder if Wern is just aware enough of this and that's why he sticks to 18+.

This betrays his incel nature once again. Incels all seem to think women are manipulated by other forces and lack free will.

He's informing people to not breed with him at this rate, as he lacks beauty, intellect, and empathy.

Yes.

Werner, you're making your db shit public. You're fair game retard.

I wonder if he's internalized this belief yet or if it's still purely envy. He seems to internalize his madness given time.

I underwent something similar to the first half of your post. My life has been hell because of it but it's possible to unlearn.

And fuck people who do things like that to someone.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The first Saturday night of spooky month is nearly upon us. Christian sluts take heed, if you're planning on following the background noise to Post Street for a credit card wielding silverfox to swoop you away in a chariot of classism and pollution, you better keep an eye out for the festering ghoul known to haunt those streets in the shadows hoping to ensnare unsuspecting victims with promises of elk and economy-class plane tickets to Arizona. Remember: cross necklace on, mask off, and above all else NEVER say "Bernie Sanders" out loud.

 

[Da Dude123]

Ya'll think Lucas will be posted up on Post Street and will be seething with rage at all the age gap relationships going on? He is close to getting an ID card. Those things take time, you know? He can't go into Bistango without one. Hopefully, once he gets one he can introduce himself a to zoomer girl and tell her how pretty she is and then the rest should work itself out. Unless....Unless that panther runs to a dude with a car, credit card, and hot tub. Which she almost certainly will.....

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Ya'll think Lucas will be posted up on Post Street and will be seething with rage at all the age gap relationships going on? He is close to getting an ID card. Those things take time, you know? He can't go into Bistango without one. Hopefully, once he gets one he can introduce himself a to zoomer girl and tell her how pretty she is and then the rest should work itself out. Unless....Unless that panther runs to a dude with a car, credit card, and hot tub. Which she almost certainly will.....

I like to imagine Lucas being in a swank martini bar on a Saturday night post up in some corner table, sitting by himself leering, while the waitstaff and bartenders quietly commiserate as to how to get the stinky obese bum out of the place without causing a scene. Patrons sip on their cocktail of choice, catching short glances of the ‘out of place’ bum and trying to stifle their laughter as to not upset him.

Good times.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Yet, the amusing details are apparently being horded [sic] by greedy SOFALAW bigots and ageist brothers. Share the information, Gen Z! Where the story at?

We should say "nigga" until they tell us.

 

[Wernology]

I like to imagine Lucas being in a swank martini bar on a Saturday night post up in some corner table, sitting by himself leering, while the waitstaff and bartenders quietly commiserate as to how to get the stinky obese bum out of the place without causing a scene. Patrons sip on their cocktail of choice, catching short glances of the ‘out of place’ bum and trying to stifle their laughter as to not upset him.

Good times.

Personally, I still like to imagine the reactions of literally everyone else at the Ritz Carlton when fatty shambled in after (by his own admission) not having showered in weeks and the expressions they must have made when he told whoever approached him to probably try and kick him out that he was waiting for some 19 year old millionaire that wanted to meet him there and ubered him in.

Edit: Oh, so that's why he doesn't shower until someone else forces him to do so.