Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Svetlana Helsinki said:
He must really love all the back and forth with you.
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iirc, Lucas thinks klickitat is a woman as well, so he's probably doing that loser thing of refusing to block klick on the off-chance "she" suddenly is seized by mad lust or something, since "she" is in Spokane, afterall.
klickitat said:
If it were anyone else it'd be sad.
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i stand corrected, i figured he'd try and keep things going.
 
Club Sandwich said:
iirc, Lucas thinks klickitat is a woman as well, so he's probably doing that loser thing of refusing to block klick on the off-chance "she" suddenly is seized by mad lust or something, since "she" is in Spokane, afterall.

i stand corrected, i figured he'd try and keep things going.
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He does, which is hilarious. It's so interesting that, when he gets something stuck in his defective head meat he can't let it go despite being told something different or being given proof of something different.

Not surprising, just interesting.

As for the back and forth, he does keep going. He still replies to me but he's under some weird delusion that I somehow can't respond or am upset that I'm blocked and I have legitimately no goddamned idea how he figures that when I can clearly see the comments he leaves and can reply to them.

He used to 'dare' me to pin his comments but apparently got tired of being dogpiled every time I did (and, frankly, I pin his comments FOR that reason, it's funny as fuck) then will occasionally 'taunt' me about not pinning them like, you dumb bitch, if you'd unblock me I'd pin them but since you won't, oh well, I pick a comment from the pile that I know will piss him off and pin that instead.

He has all the ability to strategize of a three year old.
 
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Figured out the problem I was having, Lucas now has two Lucas Werner channels. One is the old one with all the videos, the other he is only using to comment.

Why is this the case? I have no idea, but there it is.
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Gosh our little Wernling, has been busy.

Thank you for pointing out, his "Germanic" lordship is nothing more than, LOL evicted from some fucking bogs. Seriously, his royal ideas are just a riot.

The elk aren't even King Roys? Shame, I love me some Elk and would have traded the entire kill for some stories. What's even better aside Lucas being so easy to read, his hope for communism. Protip, you don't get Mommy and Daddy's money when the State "needs" it all. To me it's extra disgusting how he's open about hoping his parents die. He will have nothing, no bail out of next catfish saga next time Lucas. No more gift cards.

I can't picture "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD LOVE ME" like some kinda ... batman to match his old pooped pantloons. To the Werns folks, if you are leaving him anything TRUST it, if not, Lucas is too poor to sue, so just don't leave him shit. Normally, if you want an FU to someone in a will, leave a trivial amount, say 5 dollars. It's way more a fuck fest in court, for anyone reading who's got a net value over a cum stained incredibles backpack.

This behavior is getting worse I think we all can agree, the Werns gonna be homeless just in time for the cold!

His goal of the age gap thing, runs into his control freak behaviors as well as pedophila. Having a large power gap in any relationship, age, income, etc. Lucas had NO power, with Suzanne, aside he was able to bully his way and abused her for such.

Lucas wants a child to groom, but what's funny said child has to, pay the bills, keep the house, cook, clean, be a punching bag, and sex toy, then breed lucas a new sex toy. I've dated someone a good clip younger than I and age was a big part we split (healthy if anyone cares) but it's really cool dating a girl in her early 20s when you're an old fart, but as a decent human, I quickly saw how careful someone has to be to not hurt the other party, belittle or make them feel unequal. This is all what Lucas WANTS. He is a confirmed abuser.

A lot to chew on and catch up with but man this season of DYING ALONE with Pukas has been great.
 
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VoidFace said:
Figured out the problem I was having, Lucas now has two Lucas Werner channels. One is the old one with all the videos, the other he is only using to comment.

Why is this the case? I have no idea, but there it is.
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He got barred from uploading on both channels in 2019 for having a lot of comments reported as harassment, he probably set up the empty channel so if that one gets banned or restricted he won't lose the ability to upload his drivel.

Part of the reason he moved to IG videos was because Youtube put him in time out on both of his channels (The Lucas Werner one and The Wern one) for, as he put it, "harassing christians in comments of their videos".
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Lucas must be planning his next big move now that he is finally going to be getting his ID. The next problem for the bum is how he’s going to get some cash with most of his cheque going to Mallon Place. I kind of wish there was another round of stimulus just to see the hubris of the Wern loaded with cash to blow.
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The next and final move is his parents dying. Probably why he's been talking about flying women to Arizona so they can have the elk kingdom. And he'll be lucky to get any money from them. Lucas really has nothing at all left.
 
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King Daddy Telomerase said:
The next and final move is his parents dying. Probably why he's been talking about flying women to Arizona so they can have the elk kingdom. And he'll be lucky to get any money from them. Lucas really has nothing at all left.
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The funny thing about all his inheritance talk is how he often acts like his brothers don't even exist.

He speaks like he's just gonna get a shitload of money and move into the house, and his brothers are gonna have nothing to say about it. I don't think so.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
The funny thing about all his inheritance talk is how he often acts like his brothers don't even exist.

He speaks like he's just gonna get a shitload of money and move into the house, and his brothers are gonna have nothing to say about it. I don't think so.
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He doesn't count his stepmother either. He has said she has her own money so he probably thinks she should not get anything when his dad dies.
 
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mothman96 said:
How do we know if the channel with no videos belongs to the real Lucas. I checked and some of the Lucas Werner comments post via his original channel and others are from the no videos channel.
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Honestly, my main doubt about it being one of his channels is he's just not that fucking smart.

If he had even the tiniest amount of brains rattling around in his fat, misshapen skull he'd be creating sock accounts of "supporters" anyway.
 
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mothman96 said:
Why not block his original channel and we'll see what happens.

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Haha bitter Wern not having a good time at the nursing home clearly. It’s funny looking back to the psych ward when he was stoked that he was no longer going to be homeless and what a small victory that was for the Wern at the time. Now he’s restless and ruminating with all this pent up frustration. Someone said it earlier but the tension seems bound to break sooner or later and he will be out of Mallon Place and back on the streets.
 
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