Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

The first Saturday night of spooky month is nearly upon us. Christian sluts take heed, if you're planning on following the background noise to Post Street for a credit card wielding silverfox to swoop you away in a chariot of classism and pollution, you better keep an eye out for the festering ghoul known to haunt those streets in the shadows hoping to ensnare unsuspecting victims with promises of elk and economy-class plane tickets to Arizona. Remember: cross necklace on, mask off, and above all else NEVER say "Bernie Sanders" out loud.

Darkness falls across spokane,
the midnight hour is close at hand,
the wern skulks in search of zoomer blood,
to terrorize your neighborhood,
and whosoever shall be found,
unwilling to take a fisting pound,
must stand and face the hound of hell,
and rot inside a hobo shell,
the foul wern stench is in the air,
the funk of a forty one year old,
and grizzly werns from every tomb,
are closing in to seed your womb,
and though you fight to stay unbred,
your pussy starts to quiver,
for what young zoomer can resist,
the telomeres of the werner

....Just replace the vincent price voice over with bernie sanders

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I like to imagine Lucas being in a swank martini bar on a Saturday night post up in some corner table, sitting by himself leering, while the waitstaff and bartenders quietly commiserate as to how to get the stinky obese bum out of the place without causing a scene. Patrons sip on their cocktail of choice, catching short glances of the ‘out of place’ bum and trying to stifle their laughter as to not upset him.

Good times.

I like it, but we all know he's not getting past the doorman of a halfway decent club.

 

[VoidFace]

This happening to anyone else? It has been happening a lot to me for some reason.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Drove his father's truck into a fire.

I just cannot imagine what Roy suffered over the years at the hands of that crazy fuck. Between Lucas and Myrna I just cannot begin to fathom what he endured. I just want to shake that poor bastard's hand and pour him drink after drink after drink.

You're free now Roy...run with the wild elks, feel the gentle breeze at your back. The bad seed cannot hurt you anymore. Run like the wind brother. You are free.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I‘m pretty sure they’ll just post it if we ask nicely instead of calling them faggots. I know we have SOFALAW lurkers here, and they get info here regularly. We are a symbiosis, no need for hate unless it’s directed at Wern.

Hi SOFALAW, can you please post anything else about Lucas driving Roy’s truck into the fire and the DUI? I’m really curious. I knew about the landmark DUI, but the arson is a new level of violence that caught me off guard, and puts a full stop all the people saying he wouldn’t resort to violence to get what he wants. I don’t have Facebook so anyone who’s in the group and here who wouldn’t mind sharing so we could add to the general Wernlore would be appreciated. Thanks.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I like to imagine Lucas being in a swank martini bar on a Saturday night post up in some corner table, sitting by himself leering, while the waitstaff and bartenders quietly commiserate as to how to get the stinky obese bum out of the place without causing a scene. Patrons sip on their cocktail of choice, catching short glances of the ‘out of place’ bum and trying to stifle their laughter as to not upset him.

Good times.

Do you think he’d try buying a girl a drink if he got as far as a table at Bistango. I just imagine him trying some suave shit he saw in some romcom movie from 1998 and doing the whole hey I bought you a drink, read the note! Also bar tender put on Sade, reeeeee!

This happening to anyone else? It has been happening a lot to me for some reason.

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seemed to work ok for me this morning is it possible you may have been blocked by the Wern and that is why you aren’t seeing anything?

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Do you think he’d try buying a girl a drink if he got as far as a table at Bistango. I just imagine him trying some suave shit he saw in some romcom movie from 1998 and doing the whole hey I bought you a drink, read the note! Also bar tender put on Sade, reeeeee!

Zoomer Bae: But I didn't order this.
Bartender: Compliments of the gentleman at the corner table.
The Gentleman:

 

[Wernology]

This happening to anyone else? It has been happening a lot to me for some reason.

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Shows up fine for me.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Ok, time for a big PL, but let me add something:

I might be male but in my youth I was groomed by an older woman to be exactly what she wanted. It did some long lasting damage. Bits of the behavior she trained in are still there. It makes functioning in healthy relationships harder years later, I often find myself unable to take the initiative so much as do something my SO would like just because I'm waiting for instruction, something as simple as making her favourite meal after she worked a 12 hour shift requires me to struggle against trained behavior from time to time. To anyone who sees someone they know falling for this trap. Just get them out. If someone is "training them while they're young" they are a predator who are trying to create a person who can't function in society alone. Fuck those people. They are more dangerous than their intentions alone.

That said. Thank god the Wern is too incompetent to do so.

fucking hell dude, sounds like your mam really was seriously possessive

 

[ThomasAudley]

Drove his father's truck into a fire.

I just cannot imagine what Roy suffered over the years at the hands of that crazy fuck. Between Lucas and Myrna I just cannot begin to fathom what he endured. I just want to shake that poor bastard's hand and pour him drink after drink after drink.

You're free now Roy...run with the wild elks, feel the gentle breeze at your back. The bad seed cannot hurt you anymore. Run like the wind brother. You are free.

Just one reason not to stick your dick in crazy!

Thanks to a slow weekend I’ve been able to catch up on 30+ pages and lots of Wern vids!

 

[VoidFace]

Shows up fine for me.

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That’s super weird, it’s been empty for me all day but if I switch accounts it goes back to normal.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

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I‘m pretty sure they’ll just post it if we ask nicely instead of calling them faggots. I know we have SOFALAW lurkers here, and they get info here regularly. We are a symbiosis, no need for hate unless it’s directed at Wern.

Hi SOFALAW, can you please post anything else about Lucas driving Roy’s truck into the fire and the DUI? I’m really curious. I knew about the landmark DUI, but the arson is a new level of violence that caught me off guard, and puts a full stop all the people saying he wouldn’t resort to violence to get what he wants. I don’t have Facebook so anyone who’s in the group and here who wouldn’t mind sharing so we could add to the general Wernlore would be appreciated. Thanks.

I already posted everything I found from SOFALAW in my prior post, including the actual screen shots of his older brother’s confirmation of the bonfire event and Lucas posts confirming the fire and then making some sort of firefighter excuse.

if someone else wants to search, great, but I’d be wary of confusing a lack of follow up for greed. There’s just not much evidence beyond what’s posted.

additionally, Shawn wasn’t there when the fire occurred. And his relationship with Lucas is such shit that he’s hardly the most reliable narrator.

eta: okay found this. I guess we are holding out. Greedy socialist in name only trumpers.

While I was at it I found some other stuff not posted here. So here are screens of comments and responses to posts, and some are just some unposted Lucas posts that seem worth discussing. most of it is about Lucas and his “I inherit” gimmick as well as Lucas having tried to move in with his parents and being straight up rejected and cut out of the will. Shawn also maintains that Myrna is crazy but no details were provided.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas must be planning his next big move now that he is finally going to be getting his ID. The next problem for the bum is how he’s going to get some cash with most of his cheque going to Mallon Place. I kind of wish there was another round of stimulus just to see the hubris of the Wern loaded with cash to blow.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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I already posted everything I found from SOFALAW in my prior post, including the actual screen shots of his older brother’s confirmation of the bonfire event and Lucas posts confirming the fire and then making some sort of firefighter excuse.

if someone else wants to search, great, but I’d be wary of confusing a lack of follow up for greed. There’s just not much evidence beyond what’s posted.

additionally, Shawn wasn’t there when the fire occurred. And his relationship with Lucas is such shit that he’s hardly the most reliable narrator.

eta: okay found this. I guess we are holding out. Greedy socialist in name only trumpers.

While I was at it I found some other stuff not posted here. So here are screens of comments and responses to posts, and some are just some unposted Lucas posts that seem worth discussing. most of it is about Lucas and his “I inherit” gimmick as well as Lucas having tried to move in with his parents and being straight up rejected and cut out of the will. Shawn also maintains that Myrna is crazy but no details were provided.

One thing I learned from this info drop is Lucas’ dad can’t spell worth shit.

 

[VoidFace]

One thing I learned from this info drop is Lucas’ dad can’t spell worth shit.

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Which makes the claims Lucas makes about his dad being a Scrabble genius even more hilarious. Or was that his stepdad? Now I can’t remember.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Which makes the claims Lucas makes about his dad being a Scrabble genius even more hilarious. Or was that his stepdad? Now I can’t remember.

it was his stepdad. But I find it very hard to believe that the dad wrote this—though maybe. The timing was RIGHT after Shawn said that Lucas’s dad had nothing to do with him.
Biggest reason I think it’s legit is that Lucas doesn’t often have printer access, though he does get those game design templates printed so maybe.

 

[mothman96]

One thing I learned from this info drop is Lucas’ dad can’t spell worth shit.

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I do wonder if that letter was actually from his dad. After what Shawn was saying the Freak to "prove" his dad still cared about him could have put that letter together misspellings and all.

ETA:
Roy Werner's FB, does not have spelling mistakes like the letter.

 

[another idiot]

One thing I learned from this info drop is Lucas’ dad can’t spell worth shit.

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Why is the "dad" on the bottom of the letter written in Lucas' own handwriting?

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

Shows up fine for me.

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Okay, super strange that he blocks @ void face who made that one off video, (maybe he’s made others, idk). But he has limited interaction with him. But YOU, @klickitat, he thinks you live in Spokane and that you’re going to fight him, and he argues with with you via YouTube comments constantly. Hell, you’re probably one of his voices on the wind telling him the flatbills deserve to have their cars and credit cards set on fire. And yet you still don’t get the blicc. Very interesting. He must really love all the back and forth with you.

 

[Wernology]

Okay, super strange that he blocks @ void face who made that one off video, (maybe he’s made others, idk). But he has limited interaction with him. But YOU, @klickitat, he thinks you live in Spokane and that you’re going to fight him, and he argues with with you via YouTube comments constantly. Hell, you’re probably one of his voices on the wind telling him the flatbills deserve to have their cars and credit cards set on fire. And yet you still don’t get the blicc. Very interesting. He must really love all the back and forth with you.

Oh, he blocked me on youtube as well; I noticed mostly because I can't pin his comments or reply to top level comments from him (but can reply to replies he makes) and when I do reply to him it doesn't show up as "Lucas Werner" but rather "UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA" which is his youtube generated channel name.

He also doesn't show up in chats where I know he's present as I can see him typing shit if I'm logged out or on another account.

Yet, he still obviously watches my shit and comments on it, as well as brings me up in his own videos; no surprise but he's a giant pussy.

Honestly, he's just so starved for attention in general that he'll take it from anyone in any form; he's so far gone that literally any attention is good attention in his view.

If it were anyone else it'd be sad.