Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
@klickitat . I love the intro and outro to your videos, I do. But I do think it would be cool if in the outro you included the clip of Lucas saying "I am the cow". This was from some video a ways back of Lucas talking about how he is old and plenty good. He is comparing himself to the young Gen Z guys. He states in the video "You are the calf and I am.....the....cow." It was almost a moment of self reflection. Would go well after the clip of him being interested in young males.
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Speaking of cows Omni had a great idea for Lucas’s inheritance that his parents should just give him a cow from the farm in his inheritance. A whole live cow that he can walk around Spokane to impress the zoomers saying hey if you date me for a year we can settle down on a plot of land with my cow and we can sell it’s milk. He’d have no idea how to take care of it and might get jumped by some animal rights activists to have his entire inheritance stolen.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Speaking of cows Omni had a great idea for Lucas’s inheritance that his parents should just give him a cow from the farm in his inheritance. A whole live cow that he can walk around Spokane to impress the zoomers saying hey if you date me for a year we can settle down on a plot of land with my cow and we can sell it’s milk. He’d have no idea how to take care of it and might get jumped by some animal rights activists to have his entire inheritance stolen.
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That's animal cruelty, Lucas would probably have sex with the cow.
 
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So, Lucas is constantly saying that Gen Z men are "greedy" with the Gen Z baes. If he would actually look up the Merriam-Webster definition of the word greedy, it says "marked by greed: having or showing a selfish desire for wealth and possessions." Lucas has said he respects women and isn't a bigot but that is technically sexism. He is comparing women to possessions to be obtained or collected. The man needs to make up his mind... are women individuals with the ability to reason for themselves that he is, at best, a perfect example of human trash, or are they merely objects with an inability to make decisions for themselves that are manipulated by the "voices around them" and hoarded by the flat-bill, car-having, Gen Z fuckbois?
 
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Weiner Bong said:
They talked about Lucas on Your Mom's House again.
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I Need A Marxist Right Now, Right Now! - YMH Highlight

A mysterious cool guy is back and he has a sweet offer for any young ladies who might be interested. But who could this strange Casanova be? Tom Segura and C...
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Lucas is arguing with people in the comments of this video. Its hilarious that he bans comments on his own videos but still needs to go seek out people in other comment sections to "debate". Never change you stupid piece of shit
 
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neutral grandpa said:
Lucas is arguing with people in the comments of this video. Its hilarious that he bans comments on his own videos but still needs to go seek out people in other comment sections to "debate". Never change you stupid piece of shit
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That is freaking hilarious and I need to go read it... I have been away for a few days and apparently missed so much. Wern will never change until he dies.
 
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Could any accomplished Wernographer locate any posts where Luke claimed do be a descendent of royalty? I swear he said this and I didn’t dream it (yes I have experienced Lucas dreams, as I believe many here have also).

I think this is circa 2018/19 in the late Board Game epoch.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
Random one:
Could any accomplished Wernographer locate any posts where Luke claimed do be a descendent of royalty? I swear he said this and I didn’t dream it (yes I have experienced Lucas dreams, as I believe many here have also).

I think this is circa 2018/19 in the late Board Game epoch.
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Not an accomplished Wenologist by any means but I did find this:

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neutral grandpa said:
Lucas is arguing with people in the comments of this video. Its hilarious that he bans comments on his own videos but still needs to go seek out people in other comment sections to "debate". Never change you stupid piece of shit
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That is because he gets upset when he can't control the narrative and he can't just block people who question or disagree with him.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
Random one:
Could any accomplished Wernographer locate any posts where Luke claimed do be a descendent of royalty? I swear he said this and I didn’t dream it (yes I have experienced Lucas dreams, as I believe many here have also).

I think this is circa 2018/19 in the late Board Game epoch.
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Lucas is an ardent socialist, and also fascinated by nobles. People entitled to shit by virtue of their birth. This tension is very prominent in his magnum (d)opus, Wound, in which "the king of science" is both an actual-factual king, and the head of Lucas's ideal political system which combines elements of feudal monarchy/manorialism (with all the good primogeniture shit), socialism and autism.

The following is my favorite example of Lucas advertising his noble bloodline:
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"I'm technically a German lord..." I'm especially fond of this one due to my interest in the formation of "German" identity in the waning days of the Roman empire.

Lucas can be a Lombard, or Langobard, of Vilni, or Warni, or Willini, if he wishes. Same name for a group of faggots that got chased out of the North by the Vandals, and then swooped and cockblocked the Italian peninsula for a century or so. Lucas ought to grow his beard out nice and long, so everyone sees the Lombard connection.
 
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