US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CarlosDanger]

The problem for Democrats is if they take out Sinema, that seat probably goes back to the Republicans, Sinema has some high approval from Arizona Republicans as it is, taking her out and trying to run some Progressive would be a bad idea. Good luck even trying to do that with Manchin.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Yanno mi amigo, as one who served under Carter, Cold War, and did a lot of "Hunt for Red October" kinda shit, watching Miley trying to save his sorry ass right now is like tickling my ass with a feather and expecting me not to giggle.

Reagan, Bush & Clinton here.

You know, back in the bad ol' days, the Army handled motherfuckers like this in house.

Nobody would be asking for his retirement, he would have either 'retired for health reasons... cough cough..." or been found dead behind a South Korean/West German brothel with empty pockets and a cut throat or found dead out of Turkey Run Road at Fort Hood.

This motherfucker represents the WORST of officers that started to infest the military when I left.

He needs his 'legacy' intact so some big think tank/megacorp will hire him, so he's reaching for the nearest person to throw under the bus.

Only there ain't no private, and he ain't got the political machine to throw Fancy Nancy under the bus.

Still, he should have been handled in-house, not left to talk all that stupid shit.

You know his White Rage and other CRT bullshit?

Wanna know the biggest fucking scandal when I was in Europe?

Command Sergeant Major of the Army Kidd believed that a barracks room should be treated as a soldier's home and that as long as they abided by the drawings, they could hang up decorations and that NCO's and officers had to KNOCK before entering an enlistedman's room.

Now Milley is crying about White Rage.

Send that motherfucker out to pick up brass at the Fort Lewis artillery impact range.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Manchin says don't expect a deal tonight.

 

[Snekposter]

Sinema won't face a recall. She'll face the threat of it. The threat is sufficient to ensure she doesn't step out of line too much.

Recalling her would be an ordeal, expensive, and create a media circus. Why go through that if you can get basically the same intended result by just holding the possibility over her?

I mean... that's what I said. "Might" is more than enough. To paraphrase one Grand Moff Tarkin, "Fear will keep the politicians in line."

 

[Gehenna]

Reagan, Bush & Clinton here.

You know, back in the bad ol' days, the Army handled motherfuckers like this in house.

Nobody would be asking for his retirement, he would have either 'retired for health reasons... cough cough..." or been found dead behind a South Korean/West German brothel with empty pockets and a cut throat or found dead out of Turkey Run Road at Fort Hood.

This motherfucker represents the WORST of officers that started to infest the military when I left.

He needs his 'legacy' intact so some big think tank/megacorp will hire him, so he's reaching for the nearest person to throw under the bus.

Only there ain't no private, and he ain't got the political machine to throw Fancy Nancy under the bus.

Still, he should have been handled in-house, not left to talk all that stupid shit.

You know his White Rage and other CRT bullshit?

Wanna know the biggest fucking scandal when I was in Europe?

Command Sergeant Major of the Army Kidd believed that a barracks room should be treated as a soldier's home and that as long as they abided by the drawings, they could hang up decorations and that NCO's and officers had to KNOCK before entering an enlistedman's room.

Now Milley is crying about White Rage.

Send that motherfucker out to pick up brass at the Fort Lewis artillery impact range.

I think the worst part of this situation is that I largely agree, but also have to acknowledge that standards have -slipped- since your time in the military. It's part of why it fits to say that Milley had to remind everyone what the procedures were for a nuclear launch. There's a legitimate chance some were hazy on it, and that really should terrify everyone.

Milley should be out on his ass at -best- in an ideal world. We do not live in an ideal world.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Oh he doesn't need to throw her under the bus. He just needs to walk the old lady out into the street and let her get hit by it.

 

[Kane Lives]

And it continues to not be AOC giving any of this info.

Everyone knew AOC whored out. She's now just another pretty face on the Establishment bench at this point.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We do not live in an ideal world.

Honk Honk motherfuckers

 

[Getting tard comed]

Manchin says don't expect a deal tonight.

I'm confused. Does the govt shut down tonight or December 3rd?(or w/e the date is)

 

[Gehenna]

I'm confused. Does the govt shut down tonight or December 3rd?(or w/e the date is)

Right now what is being argued about is an Infrastructure bill, the "keep the lights on" stuff was decoupled earlier to avoid a shutdown.

 

[The Last Stand]

The entire government is one cartoon show after another

TV Guide:
2:00PM - "That Joe Biden" Ep: 37 - Joe goes to a baseball game and get's ridiculed. Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi get's a phone call she wishes she didn't.
2:30PM - "Psaki The Clown" Ep: 14 - Jen Psaki does a repeat act by giving one word answers in a "not-so-nice" tone of voice.
3:00PM - "The Wacky Adventures of AOC" Ep: 26 - In an unexpected turn of events, AOC has to make a speech that makes her cry. Find out what it was!!!

Turn the channel back to TCM or TV Land. I'll even take 00s Adult Swim.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

AHAHAHAHA get fucked. Jurors obviously saw enough footage of chimpouts and pols egging it on during the The Summer of Love™ that they’re developing sympathy for this guys’ point of view. Obviously, regional attitudes play a role, but it would be great to see more of this.
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Also because it's not against the law here. If they are obstructing the road, the driver is automatically not at fault for driving through them.

 

[Garth]

As we wait in limbo for our respective incompetent representatives to reach some sort of conclusion, I'd like to thank all you fucking faggots for providing a containment area for discussion and information irrespective of personal politics. Those who have remained have proven we can handle disagreement and that is sadly a profound rarity in Clown World. It provides me a much needed source of sanity, so I thank you. Cheers.

 

[northstar747]

Everyone knew AOC whored out. She's now just another pretty face on the Establishment bench at this point.

I still dont get why she did that, she shoulda voted no on iron dome. Pelosi had to know getting her to cuck would cost her prestige among the progressives.

 

[Garth]

I still dont get why she did that, she shoulda voted no on iron dome. Pelosi had to know getting her to cuck would cost her prestige among the progressives.

Politics is all about favors. Much like the Mafia of yesteryear. Certain entities came through for her and helped her win and retain her seat. I'd be willing to bet they came to collect. Very likely the source of her tears on the house floor as reality is a real bitch.

 

[AnotherPleb]

I still dont get why she did that, she shoulda voted no on iron dome. Pelosi had to know getting her to cuck would cost her prestige among the progressives.

Pelosi's told her how Washington works. Remember that meeting she had a year ago right before a staffer of hers had to be cut loose for shady business? That was when she learned to toe the line.

Politics is all about favors. Much like the Mafia of yesteryear. Certain entities came through for her and helped her win and retain her seat. I'd be willing to bet they came to collect. Very likely the source of her tears on the house floor as reality is a real bitch.

She didn't need favors to get reelected in New York, a bagel could be elected there if it had a D next to the name.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Manchin: "I don't see a deal tonight, I really don't." I'm guessing his meeting did not go well.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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Please God, if you’re actually out there, let these bills fail and let them do so spectacularly. Let this man know the physical and emotional pain of realizing that his legacy is irrevocably destroyed and he’ll only be remembered for being a geriatric demented mushbrain as president and a lifelong career fuck-up who continued to make the wrong choices even in what were considered his brightest moments. He could’ve stayed where he was post-2017, but noooo. He is a pox on America who deserves the worst of what can be physiologically experienced before and after his full descent into mental oblivion.

My reward for not taking unemployment (when I could have) last year is to be fired and denied any such benefits for not acceding to an illegal mandate.

Great.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Manchin: "I don't see a deal tonight, I really don't." I'm guessing his meeting did not go well.

I only wonder what Pelosi and Biden tried to threaten him with over the last few days.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

My reward for not taking unemployment (when I could have) last year is to be fired and denied any such benefits for not acceding to an illegal mandate.

Great.

That's what you get for following the rules. You spent all that time working hard while I was smoking pot, now we're in exactly the same spot.