The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AprilRains]

12k+16k from Denfur is 28k my dude

The goal is for the GoFraudMe alone, as far as I can tell.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Yes. Nobody wants to shovel shit if they don't have too so it's pretty common to have a small tractor, bob cat, or skid steer to make cleaning up much easier. Considering how many animals they have it's not what you'd call a neglected amount. The bigger issues with this is 1. There's no concrete pad to place it on to protect the land or water from run off, further polluting the land 2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

There's a lady on youtube from Canada who does sheep/lambs for meat while her husband does a variety of crops, her sheep manure is converted into fertilizer for his crops. I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect. So it's just shit piles. I don't even know if someone else would take it from them given the feed quality of the Alpacas is probably subpar.

I know these people make no sense but why the hell are they digging up the land anyway? You've already done the damage and created a barren wasteland. Aerating the soil isn't going to undo the damage you've already done, it's just making a bigger mess of the place because now it's not even hard packed earth. No way would they'd manage to have a good yield crop wise, without even considering the weather in the area and what could thrive there. Edit: and even if they tried to plant their animals would probably eat anything growing at the slightest opportunity. They're not planting cover crop and they probably wouldn't be able to for a similar issue.

Their land grows ever more desolate.

it's a shame bonnie fucked off cause now they can't grow peyote without being damn dirty cultural appropriators

Checked their gofundme and even with Denfur they're just over halfway to the goal of their current grift. Since they probably imagined it would be as successful as their last one they must be starting to shit their pants.
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(Let me know if I fucked up and the images are still massive. Phoneposting scum)
Not going to try do maths and work out how long this will last them or anything since they're pretty far from rational consumers but currently shits looking pretty dire.
I smell Earl on the horizon.
Maybe there isn't a great schizm and Boner is planning on running away with kindness because his ship is sinking. I hope that's the case because as anyone with the misfortune of fucking a borderline can tell you, as soon as the honeymoon period with kindness is over cunts fucked.

I can't wait till the novelty of bonnie wears off and she's out banging someone new and telling him all about it because 'poly' but really because BPDs can't shut up about whatever new thing is exciting them. That's when he'll be really fucked, because it'll either be stick around as her roommate and pretend to be supportive or commit the unspeakable abuse of slutshaming and having to admit he was wrong to run off with this headcase. His only option will be to get the abuse accusations in first, but I honestly think this is the only real pussy he's ever had so he'll just sit around coping and seething and waiting for her to come back till something kicks off one way or another

stay tuned for the delilah saga

 

[Lorgar]

I can't wait till the novelty of bonnie wears off and she's out banging someone new and telling him all about it because 'poly' but really because BPDs can't shut up about whatever new thing is exciting them. That's when he'll be really fucked, because it'll either be stick around as her roommate and pretend to be supportive or commit the unspeakable abuse of slutshaming and having to admit he was wrong to run off with this headcase. His only option will be to get the abuse accusations in first, but I honestly think this is the only real pussy he's ever had so he'll just sit around coping and seething and waiting for her to come back till something kicks off one way or another

stay tuned for the delilah saga

The cucker will become the cucked. Sky will have his revenge

 

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Actually, I think Bonnie is having a good time with Alyssa.
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View attachment 2583913I think the reason Bonnie is still retweeting tranch stuff is that he's making it loud and clear to others that he is not fucking off forever, the king WILL return, and SOMEONE better be cucked by then or else they're on the street. #freesky He invested money in it after all, and he's just as passive aggressive as he is aggressive aggressive. Besides, he's tweeting that he likes Alyssa's headmates, something no sane person would do. I really do think they like each other because both enable other's bad tendencies (alyssa's bpd need for attention and validation, bonnie's narcissim and pussy craving).

Of course. The asexual who points his puny pecker into a crazy woman within a week of meeting her. The same asexual who abandons his husband and the tranch sex cult at the very first sign of a natal woman while in complete ignorance of every crimson-red flag. I can see the comparison to a single-cell organism splitting itself in two.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

From the pictures, they are really doing severe damage to the land with the tractors. They are scraping it bare to pile up the manure and killing whatever plants were there. They just don't seem to know what they are doing at all.

I don't know how it is where they're at, but there's lot of places on the western slope where it's a fineable offense to break the surface of the ground, because it's some sort of protected bio-crust. Doing so causes excess erosion and washouts with the next rain.

I've seen warning signs on trails, on bicycle singletrack & vehicle two-track, along with some dipshit euro riders getting ticketed for doing just that. This was around Grand Junction, Rifle, Grand Mesa, and Alamosa.

Obviously the Tranch isn't going to get fined for that, but the idea is the same; just imagine the dust they have to deal with.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Their fairly flat parcel is going to keep there from being massive water-driven erosion.

Wind might take some stuff off the top, but their big problem is more compaction driven, IMHO.

Returning organic matter in the form of alpaca poop to the soil would be more effective with a healthy soil surface. There's no roots, no bugs, no worms to take it into the soil. My prediction is that it's not going to incorporate itself into the soil and they're going to be left with dusty turds on the surface lasting for months on end.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

I don't know how it is where they're at, but there's lot of places on the western slope where it's a fineable offense to break the surface of the ground, because it's some sort of protected bio-crust. Doing so causes excess erosion and washouts with the next rain.

I've seen warning signs on trails, on bicycle singletrack & vehicle two-track, along with some dipshit euro riders getting ticketed for doing just that. This was around Grand Junction, Rifle, Grand Mesa, and Alamosa.

Obviously the Tranch isn't going to get fined for that, but the idea is the same; just imagine the dust they have to deal with.

Don’t act like these nibbas ever heard of the Dust Bowl.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Don’t act like these nibbas ever heard of the Dust Bowl.

That's something that only happens to Trump supporters.

 

[A Grey Cat]

so apparently kindness got the boot after paul got his still barley functioning dick wet and she knows we exist meanwhile the tranch falls apart as usual oh well was really looking forward for the gunfright at the am hole corral

 

[MetalParakeet]

so apparently kindness got the boot after paul got his still barley functioning dick wet and she knows we exist meanwhile the tranch falls apart as usual oh well was really looking forward for the gunfright at the am hole corral

You're a little late to the game

 

[AMHOLIO]

oh well was really looking forward for the gunfright at the am hole corr

Sorry, at least you can still see the guntfright.

 

[A Grey Cat]

You're a little late to the game

the threads are all happening so fast, that's why.

 

[MetalParakeet]

the threads are all happening so fast, that's why.

Shes privated her account.

So you have approximately one more hour left to catch up before the lack of attention drives her insane and she starts publically spamming Twitter once more

 

[stupid frog]

I'm pretty sure they don't give a single shit since they don't live off the land nor off their produce, they live via grifting retards on Twitter.

UM THEY'RE SELF SUSTAINING. PLEASE BUY OUR REBAGGED COFFEE BEANS

 

[Strix454]

Don’t act like these nibbas ever heard of the Dust Bowl.

They will inevitably bring in "scientists" who will blame all the problems of the "ranch" on Climate Change. Then they will do another gofundme.

Wind might take some stuff off the top, but their big problem is more compaction driven, IMHO.

Returning organic matter in the form of alpaca poop to the soil would be more effective with a healthy soil surface. There's no roots, no bugs, no worms to take it into the soil. My prediction is that it's not going to incorporate itself into the soil and they're going to be left with dusty turds on the surface lasting for months on end.

That is a good point. The compacted and dead soil could be what is causing them to push around the turds.

 

[Trout P]

The compacted and dead soil could be what is causing them to push around the turds.

I thought that was from the gayness?

 

[Ihascat]

I can't even imagine the mental jiu-jitsu Bonnie is doing to justify cheating on his husband. Imagine marrying someone, thinking that they will be the person you spend the rest of your days with, and they cheat on you with an adult that still plays make-believe. Sky dearie, please leave this man. You truly can do so much better.

 

[MetalParakeet]

The vaguetweeting continues

 

[who dare wins?]

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Of course. The asexual who points his puny pecker into a crazy woman within a week of meeting her. The same asexual who abandons his husband and the tranch sex cult at the very first sign of a natal woman while in complete ignorance of every crimson-red flag. I can see the comparison to a single-cell organism splitting itself in two.

I only have these words;

I hope he knows what he heeds. It is going to bite him in the ass so hard he might de transition for all we fucking know. it ain't gonna end well

 

[stupid frog]

I can't even imagine the mental jiu-jitsu Bonnie is doing to justify cheating on his husband. Imagine marrying someone, thinking that they will be the person you spend the rest of your days with, and they cheat on you with an adult that still plays make-believe. Sky dearie, please leave this man. You truly can do so much better.

I mean, to be fair, Bonnie and Sky were already playing pretend to a lesser degree. Which is not something I thought I'd ever fucking type...