Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[LanceHaver]

Breaking Leaks hot off the presses courtesy of @Sam Losco

"You're the kind of guy that when you're on the road to a wild destination, you're in your element"

How many times 'til it gets through, Ralph, you are not Hunter Thompson. Ralph, you are nothing like world-famous talented journalist and book-writer Hunter Thompson, no matter how many times Gator tells you.

 

[An automatic clown]

No one caught the reason she's visiting family on her Twitter?

She's still thirst posting though
Her forehead fixing to be a fivehead soon!

 

[High Tea]

Breaking Leaks hot off the presses courtesy of @Sam Losco

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Ralph showed his Discord briefly during the Killstream tonight (He was drunk as hell)

Looks like he's having relationship issues, please discuss

They're talking about tempers indicating an argument. Gator knew what he meant. It has to be a girlfriend since Gator doesn't have a whale paypig. Ralph has post Vegas depression because he could do whatever he wanted - drink, do drugs, eat, smoke, gamble, buy manpurses, etc. Pantsu stayed behind. He was able to be himself with no responsibilities.

She's still thirst posting though

Thristposting while pregnant is disturbing

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ahahahah, Ralph is going to get taken down the BPD man he tried to use as a one up. Good going, idiot.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Ralph is gonna either pretend this never happened or tomorrow is gonna be Ralph calling May a loose whore and talking about how she ate his ass.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

No one caught the reason she's visiting family on her Twitter?

She's still thirst posting though
Her forehead fixing to be a fivehead soon!

Wtf Ralph you skipped out on your fiancé’s grandmothers funeral. Damn he keeps getting lower.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Wtf Ralph you skipped out on your fiancé’s grandmothers funeral. Damn he keeps getting lower.

I mean May has to be ashamed for her family to see the fat, dumb, hick she let knock her up. Imagine bringing Ethan Ralph to meet your family. He’d wear his black FED t-shirt and stained sweatpants to the funeral.

 

[Truly Rural]

I wish May started tying her hair with that hair band she always has on her wrist.

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[Ragnarlodbrok]

Wtf Ralph you skipped out on your fiancé’s grandmothers funeral. Damn he keeps getting lower.

During Ralphs latest spergout he said that he had the choice of supporting his babymama trough her hard times or make 2500 dollars. He chose the money. He then went on to justify it and said: "Oh the Fuck trovo stream had to happen during that weekend."

Why? All of the people who particpated do nothing but jerk off to hentai and fed post they have all the time in the world.
The reality is that he either didn't want to go or Pantsu didn't want him to go to see her extended family. If he tought this was important he would have made time for her.


Pantsu almost left him multiple times during the vickers case. He then talks up how amazing she is and how perfect she is. It sounds a lot like puppy love.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Most girls: I f*cking LOVE cleaning my hair!
Me: I f*cking HATE cleaning my hair!

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Only the best for her.

 

[Never Scored]

Only the best for her.
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This is unironically a pretty good shampoo. Works good for curly hair.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

This is unironically a pretty good shampoo. Works good for curly hair.

Shh...I know, but it was funny.

 

[heathercho]

Only the best for her.
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That is unironically great shampoo and super popular in Asia, too.
Like seriously... she'd probably use it because grorious nipponese do.

Every Asian supermarket is stocked with this stuff.

I wish May started tying her hair with that hair band she always has on her wrist.

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The fucking shushu on her wrist...

That's why.
The fact it acts like a sweat/everything sponge that's carried around on her wrist every day is very Un-めっちゃカワイイ.

 

[Crystal Golem]

♇antsu on Twitter: ".@TheRalphRetort and my little one on the way 😍……

archived 1 Oct 2021 00:31:40 UTC

archive.ph

Just had a feeling this needed archiving.

 

[veri]

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♇antsu on Twitter: ".@TheRalphRetort and my little one on the way 😍……

archived 1 Oct 2021 00:31:40 UTC

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Just had a feeling this needed archiving.

if she had any sense it’d be in a biohazard bin somewhere in upstate new york. he saw his side hoe jennifer crosby in vegas for two weeks while you were wage slaving at subway and gambles your paychecks away instead of putting them away for the guntling.

may he’s crying to gator like a drunk woman over a bar toilet about his relationship issues and probably how he wants to call off the engagement after getting another taste of another woman. hey may that “post vegas depression” is him coming to the realisation that he’s about to be stuck to you for life and that new taste for gambling he has will either have to be put aside or you will (guess which one he’ll pick).

you’re not going to care about one upping faith in a few months. especially when you’re dealing with taking care of a newborn on top of your short tempered boyf- i mean fiancé, husband? you either leave now and take what shit he throws at you or you stay forever until it’s harder to get away no matter how much you want to.

or stay and entertain us

 

[John Andrews Stan]

if she had any sense it’d be in a biohazard bin somewhere in upstate new york. he saw his side hoe jennifer crosby in vegas for two weeks while you were wage slaving at subway and gambles your paychecks away instead of putting them away for the guntling.

may he’s crying to gator like a drunk woman over a bar toilet about his relationship issues and probably how he wants to call off the engagement after getting another taste of another woman. hey may that “post vegas depression” is him coming to the realisation that he’s about to be stuck to you for life and that new taste for gambling he has will either have to be put aside or you will (guess which one he’ll pick).

you’re not going to care about one upping faith in a few months. especially when you’re dealing with taking care of a newborn on top of your short tempered boyf- i mean fiancé, husband? you either leave now and take what shit he throws at you or you stay forever until it’s harder to get away no matter how much you want to.

or stay and entertain us

You know, there’s a lot of wisdom here and May will ignore it at her peril. If she thinks the Gunt is going to go the distance with her, staying faithful and telling her the truth, I feel genuinely sorry for her.

But then I think of how she manhandled Faith and my drop of sympathy evaporates. You’d need a heart of stone not to enjoy watching her allow Ralph to shart all over her life.

 

[veri]

I feel genuinely sorry for her.

i do too. i'm not going to say it's all due to ralph but to an extent i think it's fair to say that a good bit of the petty shit she does online is to try to prove herself to him and to prove she's worth keeping around. online ralph talks about his exes like they were sent from hell, and the restraining order definitely doesn't stop him from ranting on and on about vickers while he's alone in the house with may. i don't think she realises that all this competition won't matter within a few months of getting away from the gunt (if she does). unfortunately for her she's almost 3 months into the pregnancy and is in too deep to really be having any second thoughts. if she does come to her senses and get away she'd better go straight to some sort of therapy though or she'll be in this situation again considering she's in her late twenties and after a certain point you have to stop blaming naivety/lack of experience and start using your judgement.

obviously that's giving her the benefit of the doubt there though. guess we just have to see how this plays out

 

[John Andrews Stan]

if she does come to her senses and get away she'd better go straight to some sort of therapy though or she'll be in this situation again considering she's in her late twenties and after a certain point you have to stop blaming naivety/lack of experience and start using your judgement.

She should start therapy yesterday.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Hmm, I do wonder, we know Ralph is not above paying an ex so she appears to be friendly with him. We also know that he actively lied for weeks after Faith had left, pretending she was still with him.
With how angry he's been the last few days, and May leaving, I wouldn't put it past her to come to some sort of arrangement with Ralph where she will still pretend to be together with him on Twitter if he doesn't attack her, or does something for her.

Maybe not, maybe she'll force herself to stay longer than Faith did in a stupid attempt to prove that she is doing "better" or some ridiculous shit, but with the amount of drugs and booze Ralph seems to be taking, the anger he's displayed the last few days, it would not surprise me if she had to get out of there in a panic after a new "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM THE KING" tantrum by Ralph since that cannot be a good environment for a pregnant woman.

It will eventually happen though, like it's been said, these two deserve each other 100%, but that won't keep Ralph from fucking up her life too.

 

[veri]

It will eventually happen though

if it doesn’t happen in the next few months my guess is that it’ll be within the first few months of the new demon baby being born and may will realise that having a child won’t make him act or treat her any better.

or she’ll double down and try even harder to prove herself.