Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Because injecting yourself with a vaccine for a virus with a 99.7% survivability for anyone under 70 in hopes it enhances your protection by 0.3% means you take it super serious.

"Here lies Sara Holub - she took it super serious"

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So you're saying that she was correct to take the virus very seriously then? Glad you agree.

 

[Emo Supremo]

texas white trash stabs a manager three times over being asked to wear a mask. it never fucking ends.

the perpetrator looks exactly like what you'd expect too. imagine thinking you still have the moral high ground after pulling this.

 

[323758]

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The person who wrote this probably doesn't know what confirmation bias is.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Because injecting yourself with a vaccine for a virus with a 99.7% survivability for anyone under 70 in hopes it enhances your protection by 0.3% means you take it super serious.

"Here lies Sara Holub - she took it super serious"

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Sara Holub was an awesome and inspiring lady. Don't use* her for your retard propaganda.

Edit: Didn't proofread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is Felicity Jackson , a 29 year old british model. She too took it super serious and took the vaccine, now she has seizures, tremors and paralysis.

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Nonepileptic seizures, when they're not electrolyte-related or cardiac (diagnosed with a monitor) are conversion disorder vs. munchie. It is surprising that she admitted the adjective in her list.

 

[JaneThough]

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Wait. Is it that easy to scam these people?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Because injecting yourself with a vaccine for a virus with a 99.7% survivability for anyone under 70 in hopes it enhances your protection by 0.3% means you take it super serious.

Have any of the vax fundies here acknowledged the reality of this statement? I can't imagine living in fear of a virus that is so unlikely to give you serious symptoms, never mind kill you. I live in an area that was apparently "ravaged by covid" and know plenty of people who've gotten it. This includes elderly, fat and severely immunocompromised individuals yet none of them had to be hospitalized or even experienced anything more than mild symptoms.

I know this is all anecdotal but given the hysteria surrounding coverage of the virus, you'd think that everyone would know at least one person who died with covid. Since no one has really died from covid (last I checked, the co-morbidity rate was over 97%).

Personally, I think none of you are really afraid of the virus. You view vax hesitant people as politically opposed to you and are using this as a power move against them. This will probably backfire on you when you realize how many urban blacks are on our side.

 

[Stardust]

A co-worker of mine is trying to convince us not to wear a Halloween costume, if it has a mask. He's seriously believing that Halloween this year will "have more masks than ever", like the holiday exists to spite these folks.

You Kiwis know what to do October 31st, only wear costumes with masks!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Have any of the vax fundies here acknowledged the reality of this statement? I can't imagine living in fear of a virus that is so unlikely to give you serious symptoms, never mind kill you. I live in an area that was apparently "ravaged by covid" and know plenty of people who've gotten it. This includes elderly, fat and severely immunocompromised individuals yet none of them had to be hospitalized or even experienced anything more than mild symptoms.

I know this is a foreign concept to you anti-vaxers, but we don't just do it for ourselves, but for others. The vaccinated are far less likely to transmit the virus to others. No, the vaccine is not 100% effective, but it's still pretty damn effective. I know math is hard for you guys but 0% is a lot less than 70%.

I know this is all anecdotal but given the hysteria surrounding coverage of the virus, you'd think that everyone would know at least one person who died with covid. Since no one has really died from covid (last I checked, the co-morbidity rate was over 97%).

That is not true at all. Or are you one of those retards that fell for the whole "CDC ADMITS 96% OF COVID DEATHS ARE NOT FROM COVID" because the death certificate listed comorbidities which covid caused?

Personally, I think none of you are really afraid of the virus. You view vax hesitant people as politically opposed to you and are using this as a power move against them. This will probably backfire on you when you realize how many urban blacks are on our side.

I think you're a giant pussy who is terrified of a little jab. What's it like to make redditers look alpha?

 

[Hüftpriester]

know this is a foreign concept to you anti-vaxers, but we don't just do it for ourselves, but for others. The vaccinated are far less likely to transmit the virus to others. No, the vaccine is not 100% effective, but it's still pretty damn effective. I know math is hard for you guys but 0% is a lot less than 70%.

I understand all of this but none of it applies to me. I agree that if you're a consoomer, you should have to be vaxxed to go to an event at a large venue. Luckily for me, I live a simple life and don't care to go see some shitty band or comedian. I'm also pretty sure I had covid before rapid testing became widely available. If true, I have natural immunity.

That is not true at all. Or are you one of those retards that fell for the whole "CDC ADMITS 96% OF COVID DEATHS ARE NOT FROM COVID" because the death certificate listed comorbidities which covid caused?

You've already admitted to me that hospitals have a financial incentive to pump up the numbers so I don't really believe any of the 'official government numbers'. Nor do I believe or really give a shit about the numbers made up by schizos on 4chan.

I think you're a giant pussy who is terrified of a little jab. What's it like to make redditers look alpha?

I have all the basic vaccinations and used to give blood every year. I'm not getting the covid vax because I don't think covid is a serious virus and my company downsized to under 100 employees after pandemic layoffs so I don't have to comply with Biden's mandate.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I understand all of this but none of it applies to me. I agree that if you're a consoomer, you should have to be vaxxed to go to an event at a large venue. Luckily for me, I live a simple life and don't care to go see some shitty band or comedian. I'm also pretty sure I had covid before rapid testing became widely available. If true, I have natural immunity.

So you never go out in public or see relatives?

You've already admitted to me that hospitals have a financial incentive to pump up the numbers so I don't really believe any of the 'official government numbers'. Nor do I believe or really give a shit about the numbers made up by schizos on 4chan.

You do know that shit gets audited, right? The government doesn't like getting frauded. But you were believing the "CDC ADMITS ONLY 6% OF PEOPLE WITH COVID DIED OF COVID!", which makes you pretty gullible.

I have all the basic vaccinations and used to give blood every year. I'm not getting the covid vax because I don't think covid is a serious virus and my company downsized to under 100 employees after pandemic layoffs so I don't have to comply with Biden's mandate.

That still makes you an anti-vaxer who is arrogant enough to think he knows more about this shit than doctors and scientists, so congrats.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Have any of the vax fundies here acknowledged the reality of this statement? I can't imagine living in fear of a virus that is so unlikely to give you serious symptoms, never mind kill you. I live in an area that was apparently "ravaged by covid" and know plenty of people who've gotten it. This includes elderly, fat and severely immunocompromised individuals yet none of them had to be hospitalized or even experienced anything more than mild symptoms.

Oh no. You found us out.

Yeah we just invented this whole COVID-19 thing to get more money from the government. That's generally what we do. I think it was on orders from Bill Gates. Now come get your microchip.

 

[Emo Supremo]

A co-worker of mine is trying to convince us not to wear a Halloween costume, if it has a mask. He's seriously believing that Halloween this year will "have more masks than ever", like the holiday exists to spite these folks.

You Kiwis know what to do October 31st, only wear costumes with masks!

dress up as masky from marble hornets so you can watch him turn inside out in real time.

 

[MadStan]

Because injecting yourself with a vaccine for a virus with a 99.7% survivability for anyone under 70 in hopes it enhances your protection by 0.3% means you take it super serious.

"Here lies Sara Holub - she took it super serious"

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My goodness,

The way you guys invent statistics is profoundly interesting.

And it makes me understand now why it was so easy to con you all into thinking the elections were fraudulent. You'd fail business mgmt 101 with this kind of understanding of statistics.

 

[Hüftpriester]

So you never go out in public or see relatives?

I mask up when I go into an enclosed public space. All of my relatives are vaccinated. None of them care that I'm not because the vax is protecting them, right?

You do know that shit gets audited, right? The government doesn't like getting frauded. But you were believing the "CDC ADMITS ONLY 6% OF PEOPLE WITH COVID DIED OF COVID!", which makes you pretty gullible.

I don't follow every statistic that comes out. I just remember seeing something at some point that said 97% of people that die with covid have a serious co-morbidity. It just made sense to me at the time, I don't really spend that much time thinking about it. I'm just here to shit in your hugbox. I like it when you do the same in right wing threads, autistic slap fights are one of the things I love about the forum.

That still makes you an anti-vaxer who is arrogant enough to think he knows more about this shit than doctors and scientists, so congrats.

I don't think I know more than anyone. I just think the pandemic was politicized from day 1 so I don't trust most of what I hear about it. Even King Fauci himself couldn't give a reason as to why covid survivors should be vaccinated since multiple studies have shown that natural immunity is more effective than the vax.

 

[MadStan]

I don't think I know more than anyone. I just think the pandemic was politicized from day 1 so I don't trust most of what I hear about it. Even King Fauci himself couldn't give a reason as to why covid survivors should be vaccinated since multiple studies have shown that natural immunity is more effective than the vax.

Wow.

It is amazing that worldwide, suddenly, regardless of race, creed or political belief, every government on Earth pretty much all wanted to do the same thing and "politicize it". Yes, every government in the world was just dying to kill their GDP.

Oh, and the studies showing the incredible benefit from natural infection versus vaccination? Could you post these incredibly amazing studies on here? Cause I haven't seen them. In fact, studies I've read show the opposite.

But I'm willing to be shown the error in my ways. Oh, and please make sure they are reliable studies too, and not something off of a Santos Christmas card.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I just think the pandemic was politicized from day 1

And you got caught in it, you absolute fucking retard.

 

[Hüftpriester]

It is amazing that worldwide, suddenly, regardless of race, creed or political belief, every government on Earth pretty much all wanted to do the same thing and "politicize it". Yes, every government in the world was just dying to kill their GDP.

Every government on earth (not counting North Korea, Iran, etc) is effectively a puppet state of America. The pandemic happened during an election year. Do you really think it wasn't politicized?

Oh, and the studies showing the incredible benefit from natural infection versus vaccination? Could you post these incredibly amazing studies on here? Cause I haven't seen them. In fact, studies I've read show the opposite.

No, find it yourself. I don't care that much. I'm here to break the monotony of conservative boomer facebook posts. You should thank me for making the thread more interesting by giving your lot a new punching bag.

And you got caught in it, you absolute fucking retard.

Not really, I'm just having fun on the internet during a slow day at work.

 

[MadStan]

Every government on earth (not counting North Korea, Iran, etc) is effectively a puppet state of America. The pandemic happened during an election year. Do you really think it wasn't politicized?

No, find it yourself. I don't care that much. I'm here to break the monotony of conservative boomer facebook posts. You should thank me for making the thread more interesting by giving your lot a new punching bag.

Not really, I'm just having fun on the internet. A slow day at work.

Oh dude....SPECTRE syndrome...right right, how could I be so silly?! One world government...Jews run it all, Soros is the Dark Lord...

You've got nothing buddy. The study exists on a QAnon board entitled "John's idea of why vaccines are silly". You've never read a fucking study in your life.

 

[John Merston]