Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[StopSneeding]

I was hesitant to endorse threads for Kevin's troon lackeys, but Ripley has really stepped up to the plate lately. The troon squad provides endless entertainment when Kevkev is too busy cooming to give us content. However, Ripley's increasing mental instability is quite a sight to behold. Even literal butchers driven by woke gender ideology realize what a deranged troon he and cut ties immediately. I'm really looking forward to the epic spergout that is coming.

In short, thread is really well put together (as always!) and off to a promising start. Ripley definitely deserves a thread, although Wedge does not.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's about time Rioley Violence Tampon Stor got his own thread. Well done, all.

How many threads has Kevin directly or indirectly spun off at this point?

• Mode_View
• Tranch
• Kindness
• Wedge (KIDDING)
• Rioley
• others?

edit: @0 1, we need a picture of the "Rioley" credit card in the OP, because it's just that hilarious.

 

[Fareal]

Suicide baiting for attention and to manipulate those around you is such a classically male narc behaviour that this is actually hilarious. If Rioley's twitterfriends were actually women, at least a few of them would be damaged enough with the fear-guilt-obligation programming from a rough childhood with a narc parent to have answered the call, dropped everything and ran to his side to soothe his narc injury.

Unfortunately, they are not women but mentally ill dudes in frocks, and they didn't respond to the foghorn (because that sure as hell wasn't a dogwhistle). It's hilarious. His willingness to play that card btw suggests to me he has played it in other circles many times before. Probably a reason he's been eased out of all these groups he's now screaming that he's been ostracised from. That sort of behaviour is absolutely toxic, verging on abusive, and no one who has the option to yeet it out of their lives will fail to take that option. I would bet my house that he has tried this on his family, and more than once.

No one who publicly suicide baits for attention and validation ever actually attempts it. The other posters who are concerned about his actions towards others are right; his anger is always expressed externally. He internalises none of his rage. He isn't going to do a damn thing to himself on purpose, but never rule out an attention-seeking "attempt" at suicide that then, er, becomes an actual 41% because he has no one who gives enough of a fuck about him to check on his welfare and raise the alarm before the overdose becomes irreversible.

 

[PingLing]

Great to see this faggot get his own thread at last. The milk and meltdown from this cow could be one for the ages.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Wait… Ripley? I think I’m in the wrong thread. I was looking for the Ravioli Violent Temper Stone thread.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

@0 1 You are amazing, please marry me

 

[Oxous]

Good shit. Btw he lost 3 followers since I checked his page last night.

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You have sex? Doubt it (tweet) (archive)

 

[Fareal]

I cry myself to sleep every night hoping the tears wash away yesterday's pain

your sister was a way better lyricist than your emo ass is, Brett

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Brett did post a picture of himself post-surgery unmasked that showed his chin is actually more masculine looking than before, I think I quoted it.

ETA to add before..

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Oof.

Wait, now I remember what his face reminds me of.

 

[Fareal]

since he has his own thread now, may as well leave this here. This is the video for his sister Alicia's song Higher. It is of interest to Rioley observers as there has been an idle theory batted around that his FFS is an attempt to look more like her. You be the judge.

 

[SqueakyClean]

Great job, I was also against Kevin orbiter threads but one of our regulars said something along the lines of "it's too late to make a thread after he shoots up a mall" and he was absolutely right. Awaiting the melt down.

 

[ash9990]

Nice OP! I appreciate everyone involved, and @0 1 you're a skilled writer.

since he has his own thread now, may as well leave this here.

His sister is beautiful and she doesnt deserve to be featured on the farms imo. She has nothing to do with her diaper wearing degenerate brother.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Nice OP! I appreciate everyone involved, and @0 1 you're a skilled writer.

His sister is beautiful and she doesnt deserve to be featured on the farms imo. She has nothing to do with her diaper wearing degenerate brother.

Good news, she’s dead! The poor woman’s days of living with the shame of her sibling are long gone. You can’t write it — his attractive talented successful seemingly normal sister died tragically young from a tragic disease. Rioley is a clear-cut skinwalker and I shudder to think of what he likely got up to with her underwear back in the day.

 

[White Baby]

since he has his own thread now, may as well leave this here. This is the video for his sister Alicia's song Higher. It is of interest to Rioley observers as there has been an idle theory batted around that his FFS is an attempt to look more like her. You be the judge.

How unfortunate. She really was gorgeous, I can see the family resemblance very strongly- she looks almost like Liv Tyler.

 

[Old Fart]

I recall he got the 'Ravioli' nickname shortly after a spat with some Italian restaurant owners but I can't find that post just now.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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Here are some of my thoughts on the Ravioli sandwich saga. Assuming he didn't walk halfway across San Francisco to get his lunch after the MRI, the Ike's he ordered from was on 901 Polk Street, San Francisco. I've been over the vegan part of the Polk Street location's menu multiple times, and I can't find any kind of $16 anything. Even in the urban hellscape of techie San Fran, the most expensive (vegan) sandwich this place offers is a little below $13 in cost.

Given this information, I see three possible explanations, from most likely to least likely:
a) Rioley's full of shit and made up a "woe is me my food got snatched" story to regain those sweet Internet points he's lost by seething for days on end.
b) He got some kind of chips+sandwich+drink combo meal deal for his $16. He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night. Assuming the meal actually did get stolen (lol), the guy got a grip on a bag much like this one. Nobody stopped the guy who stole the bag or said anything about it.

c) He actually did manage to spend $16 on the sandwich (somehow), but it was customized. He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night. The guy who stole the sandwich (lol) tore a different bag directly out of Ravioli's hands as he went about his day, and nobody stopped him or said anything about it.
Additionally, Ravioli thinks he's too special for any of the less expensive items on the menu despite appearing to be poor as dirt.

Attention. He's just being a grifter faggot:
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It should be noted that these last two options are distant runners-up to the much simpler solution that Rioley is full of shit, especially given that he specifically mentioned the sandwich itself cost $16. I've been trying to square the Rioley tweet with the facts of the menu for a while now, and I'm not sure it can be done. Serves me right for attempting to logic out a tweet from someone too emotionally unstable to be let into the Korps, I suppose. Here's the Polk location menu if someone else wants to take a crack at it.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

In an attempt to redeem myself, I deliver a few more tweets from last night that I do not think have been covered:

He’s having sex?

[A]
He has no more money left apparently.

[A]
I’m actually a bit concerned, not for him, but for everyone in his general vicinity.

[A]

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

He has no more money left apparently.
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[A]

Not only is he showing that clearly is too lazy to cook food or budget, he's also lying about his money issues. He has had FFS in the past few months and also an MRI done that day. Either he has money for those procedures or he has been racking up bills and bills of medical debt. He also was supposed to get his amhole surgery as well this year. Is welfare treating him that good that he can have all of those procedures without paying?

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Not only is he showing that clearly is too lazy to cook food or budget, he's also lying about his money issues. He has had FFS in the past few months and also an MRI done that day. Either he has money for those procedures or he has been racking up bills and bills of medical debt. He also was supposed to get his amhole surgery as well this year. Is welfare treating him that good that he can have all of those procedures without paying?

Its honestly more likely a lot of that was covered by Medicaid and his copays are very very low or they don't exist.

Different procedures have different copay levels depending on the reasons they're being done etc. If he's working in network, and he's on Medicaid as I assume, his copays wouldn't be very high at all.

 

[Oxous]

Not only is he showing that clearly is too lazy to cook food or budget, he's also lying about his money issues. He has had FFS in the past few months and also an MRI done that day. Either he has money for those procedures or he has been racking up bills and bills of medical debt. He also was supposed to get his amhole surgery as well this year. Is welfare treating him that good that he can have all of those procedures without paying?

This tweet in particular has had me stumped. Shouldn't he be the one paying for intersex testing?