Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 784 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 505 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,429
I mean theres a bunch of dumb & weird fetish stuff she could do, collabs, putting the work in and the money would roll in.
Anisa is just lasy, her entire life shes just been "i want this to happen, but im not willing to do anything to make it happen, but it SHOULD happen because i DESERVE it" and obv it gets her nowhere.
 
Looking back at the OP its crazy to think how far she has fallen. Before it was thirst posting about Chris ray gun and the discord leaks. She came across as a miserable misguided individual and it seems like Ian gave her some small amount of guidance but Ian became a yes man to her and it got us to where we are today.
If Ian said no to the OF stuff how different do you think both their lives would be right now?
 
She might not be an automatic embarrassment to everyone she knows, for one. For two, they would have broke up by now and she’d be rubbing her eye while continuing to ride Ian’s dwindling fame by insinuating his boundaries were abusive. Three, he would get over ‘first girl’ syndrome and maybe be cuffed to someone hot and not insane.
 
If Ian said no to the OF stuff how different do you think both their lives would be right now?
in a fantasy world where ian has balls and a spine, he not only shoots down the OF idea but also makes her drop her entire "career" of internet attention whoring. she picks up some real job instead, or even becomes pregnant and decides on being a full time homemaker, either way by now she would have a lot fewer tattoos and a lot more happiness in her life

in a more realistic world where ian just says no to OF but doesn't do anything beyond that, she just grows more and more resentful of him for being a control freak, eventually she cheats and then dumps him for some other eceleb
 
She also somehow manages to ooze "validate me" more than most other whores, even the ones doing hardcore stuff.
This is basically a description of her whole personality and why she is a lolcow.
I'm sure the thots doing more hardcore stuff desperately crave validation as well but Anisa just has a special talent for looking desperate and bored at the same time.

I wonder what she would be like in a time without the Internet. Would she hang out at bars and act like she's friends with everyone who comes in? Would she be a groupie, chasing rock bands around? Would she become a highschool teacher and have inappropriate relationships with students?
She would still crave attention at any costs but less people would be subjected to her antics.
 
This is basically a description of her whole personality and why she is a lolcow.
I'm sure the thots doing more hardcore stuff desperately crave validation as well but Anisa just has a special talent for looking desperate and bored at the same time.

I wonder what she would be like in a time without the Internet. Would she hang out at bars and act like she's friends with everyone who comes in? Would she be a groupie, chasing rock bands around? Would she become a highschool teacher and have inappropriate relationships with students?
She would still crave attention at any costs but less people would be subjected to her antics.
She'd be a publicity-obsessed parasite star-fucker with stalker tendencies like Angela Bowie, Courtney Love, or Romola de Pulszky. Only instead of a Bowie, Cobain, or Nijinsky, she'd land someone like Danny Bonaduce in the process of trying to fuck a thirty-something David Cassidy. And instead of Onlyfans and Twitter it would be fan zines and Hustler.
 
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Sometimes that whore, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a whore, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she flashes ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then...
 
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Her hair looks better now than when it was completely bald. Add 0.5-1 inch and it could balance her top part of head.
 
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Sheesh. Looks like it's time for constructive criticism.

To start, her hair looks way better grown out. Massive domes like hers can work with short hair, but they have to be longer than the buzzcut she initially went for. A more traditional pixie cut like this would have been a better launching point for the short hair saga:
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The first picture of the set is simply awkward. It's dark, the unmade bed in the background is disturbing, why is she grabbing one foot and clenching the other? I would have suggested she put one foot on the ottoman, and arched the other on the floor, with one hand between her legs and maybe one behind her, giving a more alluring "come get me" look rather than this "my athlete's foot is acting up" look.

The second picture is not terrible, but I would have told her to leave her left leg out instead of tucking it in underneath her. This pose makes her look like an amputee. I also would have photoshopped out the moles (and bruises??? tattoos???) as I KEEP FUCKING SAYING ANISA LISTEN TO ME JESUS CHRIST.

The third picture is also not terrible, but with this pose, I would have told her to look at the camera and relax her left hand. Also to tilt her head slightly to the left and towards the camera. One of the biggest issues she has is she looks bored, disinterested and unwelcoming. That is not what you want in erotic photos.

The fourth picture is actually decent. This is one of the very, very few that I have no issues with, although I would suggest she relax her legs and spread them a bit more.

The fifth picture is... uh... not great. I would say she needs to lean her head back more, not stick her tongue so far out, and put her hands between her legs. I guess she's trying to push up her sagging implants with one hand and I don't know what she's doing with the other, but this sort of pose suggest submissiveness and she's giving in to her insecurity instead.

The sixth picture is just pointless. The pose is fine, but what the fuck is she looking at? Look at the fucking camera, spread your lips slightly. Show some interest towards the viewer who is fucking paying you for this garbage. The mess of tattoos on one leg next to the bare leg that is almost the exact same color as the chair is also incredibly distracting. Some thigh highs might have helped, but we all know all of her self-esteem now comes from her tattoos so god forbid she covers them up.
 
Sheesh. Looks like it's time for constructive criticism.

To start, her hair looks way better grown out. Massive domes like hers can work with short hair, but they have to be longer than the buzzcut she initially went for. A more traditional pixie cut like this would have been a better launching point for the short hair saga:
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The first picture of the set is simply awkward. It's dark, the unmade bed in the background is disturbing, why is she grabbing one foot and clenching the other? I would have suggested she put one foot on the ottoman, and arched the other on the floor, with one hand between her legs and maybe one behind her, giving a more alluring "come get me" look rather than this "my athlete's foot is acting up" look.

The second picture is not terrible, but I would have told her to leave her left leg out instead of tucking it in underneath her. This pose makes her look like an amputee. I also would have photoshopped out the moles (and bruises??? tattoos???) as I KEEP FUCKING SAYING ANISA LISTEN TO ME JESUS CHRIST.

The third picture is also not terrible, but with this pose, I would have told her to look at the camera and relax her left hand. Also to tilt her head slightly to the left and towards the camera. One of the biggest issues she has is she looks bored, disinterested and unwelcoming. That is not what you want in erotic photos.

The fourth picture is actually decent. This is one of the very, very few that I have no issues with, although I would suggest she relax her legs and spread them a bit more.

The fifth picture is... uh... not great. I would say she needs to lean her head back more, not stick her tongue so far out, and put her hands between her legs. I guess she's trying to push up her sagging implants with one hand and I don't know what she's doing with the other, but this sort of pose suggest submissiveness and she's giving in to her insecurity instead.

The sixth picture is just pointless. The pose is fine, but what the fuck is she looking at? Look at the fucking camera, spread your lips slightly. Show some interest towards the viewer who is fucking paying you for this garbage. The mess of tattoos on one leg next to the bare leg that is almost the exact same color as the chair is also incredibly distracting. Some thigh highs might have helped, but we all know all of her self-esteem now comes from her tattoos so god forbid she covers them up.
>constructive criticism of porn
C'mon man
 
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