The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[FramerGirl420]

Oh, well that would explain that one's vaguetweets about moving without it being related to the Alyssa situation. Fuck, it's hard keeping up with all the polycule clusterfuck shit without following Kevin's thread.

Wedge should look into renting from Alyssa, make it a proper clown house situation (though I got the vibe that Bonnie didn't particularly like Wedge, so that may be out; was never sure if that was just Bonnie not particularly liking Kevin and Kevin-adjacents, though).

Wait. Are there legit ppl who are only watching the spin offs and not the OG tranny show?

 

[mindlessobserver]

New photo of Phil. If someone knows how to grab the podcast for archival purposes the original Twitter account is @country_queers

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https://twitter.com/country_queers/status/1443939842258255877

Why the pink hair? What is with these people and party city tier pink hair?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Is Salina leaving the tranch to move in with this Hailey Adams dude?

Not only does he have no proof of income, he has a GoFundMe, which is effectively proof of no income.


Just a little Bonnie update. She's watching movies to heal trauma with Kindness.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Is Salina leaving the tranch to move in with this Hailey Adams dude?

“Previous landlord from 4 years ago”

why do I have a feeling that that is neck talking about his ex-wife…

“I shouldn’t have to pay you out of the house because I’m now a woman and all my past debts get magically absolved!!! Right? …Right…?”

 

[Trout P]

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[bucolic]

Just a little Bonnie update. She's watching movies to heal trauma with Kindness.
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"she"

 

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

Is Salina leaving the tranch to move in with this Hailey Adams dude?

Which circle of hell would Wedge and Neck fit in best? The second or eighth feel right, but you could talk me in to the ninth.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Wait. Are there legit ppl who are only watching the spin offs and not the OG tranny show?

Well it was one thing back before we had seperate threads for Kevin and the Tranch, but imho Fear and Loathing in Alpacaland is more fun (and informative) than Kevin tweeting ~oooOOOOH goddess I'm just a musky little cumslut who needs to be bred hfdjjdh~ ten billion times a day.
Idk, to each their own right?

 

[stupid frog]

Well it was one thing back before we had seperate threads for Kevin and the Tranch, but imho Fear and Loathing in Alpacaland is more fun (and informative) than Kevin tweeting ~oooOOOOH goddess I'm just a musky little cumslut who needs to be bred hfdjjdh~ ten billion times a day.
Idk, to each their own right?

It is only because of our Savior Kevin that we learned so quickly of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. While they have been able to grift, they have not been able to fly under the radar for very long.

Kevin is dead! Long live Kevin!

 

[Miss Misery]

Hey @Null, I think the Yaniv board needs to go back to one thread and the rest Spergatoried like the ADF board and we need a Tranch board ASAP (maybe a sub-board in Rat Kings?) because shit's getting crazy up in here really fucking fast....

 

[The Angry Polack]

Is Neck on probation? A sex offender? Does not leaving the county prevent him from being arrested for back child support? Does anyone know what this is about?

 

[John Mass Effect]

Is Neck on probation? A sex offender? Does not leaving the county prevent him from being arrested for back child support? Does anyone know what this is about?

He's fucking with Wedge now, isn't he? Maybe moving counties can affect his carefully arranged gibs?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Snagged it. "Show Page Source" to expose the unprotected file address wins again.

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Interview with Penny starts at 27:00, before that is an interview with a boring faggot who raises sheep or sheepdogs of some such shit.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well it was one thing back before we had seperate threads for Kevin and the Tranch, but imho Fear and Loathing in Alpacaland is more fun (and informative)

Here for the Tranch dressing mainly - I do occasionally catch up with the Kevin thread but it’s a bit too visceral and literally makes me feel ill at times.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I came to the Kevin thread to farm sperg, and am glad to have a proper place to do it in the tranch thread.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

All of the Kevin Gibes Expanded Universe threads have been moving at a reasonably fast pace lately, and they’re all spilling over into each other now, so forgive me if a few things been discussed already.

The past couple of days have been the Tranch tweeting about their GoFraudMe, Patreon, merch, etc. and retweeting puff pieces on themselves, but they did tweet about their new coffee that’s hit their store. [A], [A]

Spoiler: Pics

Out of curiosity, I visited their shop’s page for it. [A] Here’s some screenshots for the uninitiated.

Nothing too weird. Then you scroll down (I’m a mobilefag, I know ), and then shit gets a bit weird.

Besides the “two bags” capitalization being inconsistent with the other options (lol), we notice right away that they have 2 options for adjusting how many bags you want. But it’s fine, because they have an explanation for this (very professionally written, of course).


I’m not the most savvy when it comes to marketing or buying shit online, but Kiwis who are, tell me- Is this normal?

In terms of the actual Tranchers, they’ve been kind of quiet. However, I will post a couple of tweets from Penny that may or may not have been discussed already.
I find this one interesting not because he shared a selfie that will inevitably face ridicule, but because Bonnie replied to it. [A]

Oh, and his breakfast from yesterday. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

I’m crossposting one of the tweets from Kevin’s thread since his mini-cope is just too good to not post here too. [A]

Since the main players haven’t been very vocal lately (outside of retweeting tranch and other random shit), I decided to check in on the serf troons that nobody really talks about. Nothing of note there either, besides one of them getting really autistic last night. I did not archive because I am not archiving 6 tweets of tard babble.

There was one coherent tweet that probably isn’t even worth sharing here though, featuring Neck in the replies. [A]


Another one tweeted about whatever the hell this jumble of words is supposed to mean. [A]



Edit because my finger slipped before I could insert all of the archive links

 

[hasbinot]

All of the Kevin Gibes Expanded Universe threads have been moving at a reasonably fast pace lately, and they’re all spilling over into each other now, so forgive me if a few things been discussed already.

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Spoiler: Pics

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Out of curiosity, I visited their shop’s page for it. [A] Here’s some screenshots for the uninitiated.
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Nothing too weird. Then you scroll down (I’m a mobilefag, I know ), and then shit gets a bit weird.
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Besides the “two bags” capitalization being inconsistent with the other options (lol), we notice right away that they have 2 options for adjusting how many bags you want. But it’s fine, because they have an explanation for this (very professionally written, of course).

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I’m not the most savvy when it comes to marketing or buying shit online, but Kiwis who are, tell me- Is this normal?

Another one tweeted about whatever the hell this jumble of words is supposed to mean. [A]
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Anyone up for a fresh cup of Amhole Roast coffee anyone? Imagine the flavors... Would it be a light or a dark roast?

That description is par for the course with Penny, poorly written, poor grammar and descriptions in troon vernacular.

I don’t know what the fuck that final tweet is on about but I loved every bit of it. Are we witnessing the birth of a new language which no one will ever speak?

 

[BScCollateral]

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Tranch illiteracy on display: "waive" is spelt "wave" and uses "its" for "it's."
EDIT: i.e., In their ad copy, they spelled the word "wave" instead of "waive" and used the contraction "its" instead of "it's."
Let's see if we can get them to proofread their ad copy.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

Tranch illiteracy on display: "waive" is spelt "wave" and uses "its" for "it's."
Let's see if we can get them to proofread their ad copy.

I've definitely seen it spelled waive in the context of things like "waiving a fee" etc

 

[BScCollateral]

I've definitely seen it spelled waive in the context of things like "waiving a fee" etc

Uh... yes.