Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Empyrea]

Between Russ and Melly, I've not read so many legal documents in quick succession in my life.

I do not work in any legal adjacent field, I've never sued or been sued. But even as a boring laywoman, I can see the humongous holes from space. Both are lynchpinning their cases on the most ridiculous inferences.

"X was definitely Those Dastardly Kiwis!" they say, waving about a rand screenshot of a non-KF site or just "trust me, it was!"

Fucking cows are gonna cow, I guess. It gives me simultaneous giggles and headaches.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Between Russ and Melly, I've not read so many legal documents in quick succession in my life.

I never expected that reading legal docs can be so entertaining. I may have a juvenile sense of humor but this little gem made me laugh out loud:

 

[Spergichu]

I never expected that reading legal docs can be so entertaining. I may have a juvenile sense of humor but this little gem made me laugh out loud:
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The coping and seething is palpable.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The coping and seething is palpable.

You can almost smell her hair burning from the hot rage boiling off her as she writes these shitty and absurd filings. I mean she insanely and insultingly called out the preliminary magistrate judges refusal to recuse over her random insane conjecturez again. After being specifically slapped down hard on that subject and warned in no uncertain terms by the circuit judge. Congrats Melinda! The entire 4th Circuit now knows exactly who and what you are.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I have not read her book, nor I intend to. What was that page about?

You could never understand that page without first reading Juvenescence Outdoors page 28 point 1. Digging in the dirt. This is a holy book full of mysteries. I'm sad that Jersh will soon win it's rights and sell it to the whole farms in a money grab. (Watch the Reiketa stream) Then everyone will be privy to this forbidden knowledge that only I hold for the time being.

Y'know, fren, it's not the Bible where everybody has a copy or can check a verse online... You need to be more specific.
Throwing sticks at wooden blocks. Some elaboration would be welcome

Let a shitposter shitpost. I had to google Kubb and that sounds about right. It was a funny looking word I didn't know. That's the true extent of it.

Btw, has the book been posted here?

As much as I like this book having a spine, it looks like I'll have to tear it out for the scanner. I should probably order another copy. I'll be sure to have that done before I begin my grifting career so that everyone can follow along. Don't hold your breath though. I'm still waiting for things out of my control and there are things more important and/or fun in life than spending hours scanning and formatting pages of a book. I will upload it eventually, but if anyone else wants to do it first please do.

She definitely still has some internet access, such as to check her email. But I'd be inclined to think that her internet access is restricted, e.g. public access points (library, McDonalds, etc.). If she had unrestricted 24/7 internet access I don't believe she'd have the restraint to stay off social media for this long.

Looking to get away from Marshall she submitted to becoming a captive of my sex dungeon and gave her children to me as indentured servants. The only caveat was that I would allow her a hour a day to work on her lolsuit. She is a pretty good sex slave, but no matter how much my kids give hers the bull whip, my kids could get more work done without them in the way. All in all it is a wash.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I had to google Kubb and that sounds about right. It was a funny looking word I didn't know. That's the true extent of it.

It's a dark day if a Kiwi learned something new from Melinda...

 

[Cup Noodle]

It's a dark day if a Kiwi learned something new from Melinda...

I'm pretty shure she got that word from some listicle. Her book is basically a listicle. I plan on making fun of the absurdity of making common knowledge and several lists into a book for that stream. The Pam book actually has juicy nuggets. I hate that I'm banned from that thread because it all comes together with the book and I want to shit on her forever using her own words as evidence.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The Pam book actually has juicy nuggets. I hate that I'm banned from that thread because it all comes together with the book and I want to shit on her forever using her own words as evidence.

You can always try to appeal to Null and promise you'll behave or at least limit the thirsttrolling

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I hate that I'm banned from that thread

Permanently?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Let a shitposter shitpost. I had to google Kubb and that sounds about right. It was a funny looking word I didn't know. That's the true extent of it.

Probably because it's Swedish so you wouldn't see in the West. The game itself isn't played very often in the west either.

 

[Cup Noodle]

You can always try to appeal to Null and promise you'll behave or at least limit the thirsttrolling

I'll never limit my thirst trolling, and I bother Null enough as is. If I weren't a pay pig he would probably have already banned me from the site period. I like that he gives me attention though I made my appeal to the mod team with no response. I"ll take the L.

Permanently?

Yup. I messaged Trombonista and she confirmed it. Some other mod banned me for thirst posting. I'm not going to try to get her to stick up for me. She recommended that I post to the message a mod or whatever it is thread. I did and it fell on deaf ears. I know that mod wars can start from stupid little shit like this so I'm not going to push it. If the community want's to rise up for my cause though, have at it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Yup. I messaged Trombonista and she confirmed it. Some other mod banned me for thirst posting.

Trombonista should take care of that thread as she clearly reads it and understands the unique "culture" (for the lack of a better word) that formed there.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Trombonista should take care of that thread as she clearly reads it and understands the unique "culture" (for the lack of a better word) that formed there.

Shots fired @Trombonista. I've just been laying low like a beta cuck, but @Illuminati Order Official is coming in with the cannons.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

OK, to atone for contributing to derailing the thread - I picked some juicy pieces of the most recent filing. Unfortunately this is not as juicy as the initial document where she listed all the Kiwi Krimes™ but I hope you'll find some of those entertaining.
No legal analysis, of course - that was masterfully done by @Useful_Mistake but instead:




YOUR HONOR,



So you know, you are all posters on socially abusive website where you post, KiwiFarms.net

Typical judge in Melinda's world.

BONUS:

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Yup. I messaged Trombonista and she confirmed it. Some other mod banned me for thirst posting.

Mods on Pam's thread are weird. They banned me once for contributing too much, and once for engaging Pam in a debate. Frankly, I am not sure why they don't lock the thread. They achieve the same result by banning most of the people that post there (most bans like mine were temporary, IIRC).

that was masterfully done by @Useful_Mistake

Thank you.

 

[AnOminous]

OK, to atone for contributing to derailing the thread - I picked some juicy pieces of the most recent filing. Unfortunately this is not as juicy as the initial document where she listed all the Kiwi Krimes™ but I hope you'll find some of those entertaining.
No legal analysis, of course - that was masterfully done by @Useful_Mistake but instead:
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What a stupid cunt. You don't get discovery when your lunatic lolsuit doesn't even state a claim, and that has nothing to do with facts, it's pure law.

 

[Drowningman]

I think Rackets is right about Mel and she is addicted to filing lawsuits.
Now is there anyone else she irritates by her waste of paper?
NULL cant be the only one getting sued with her wanting that big payday she thinks the courts will give her.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

I think Rackets is right about Mel and she is addicted to filing lawsuits.
Now is there anyone else she irritates by her waste of paper?
NULL cant be the only one getting sued with her wanting that big payday she thinks the courts will give her.

If she is getting her fix with Josh she may not be as keen on suing other people. Though as I typed that I remembered that she is trying to force him to drop docs on john/jane doe kiwis with suits sure to follow in the timeline where she is competent enough to make that happen.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Now is there anyone else she irritates by her waste of paper?

Not currently, at least in federal courts, IIRC.

 

[Toasty]

I think Rackets is right about Mel and she is addicted to filing lawsuits.
Now is there anyone else she irritates by her waste of paper?
NULL cant be the only one getting sued with her wanting that big payday she thinks the courts will give her.

Null is just her latest fixation. She's sued her college, landlords, CPS, Andrew. Anyone who comes into contact with who she thinks she can get money out of, basically. I have no doubt that when she finally is forced to bugger off from Josh, she will find a new and probably hilarious new target