Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[GoofTroop70]

One the problems is that the McMansion was just that - a McMansion. This means that its all architecture from the same bland catalogues using the same mass produced parts. The shots usually leave out any of the unique features you could use to positively tie the photos together. You need shit no one else is going have and build up coincidences.

The strongest evidence, the shitty 45 degree angle in the floor between the pillars, you only see the floor angle intersecting one pillar or the other.
The tranny in front of the fireplace is pretty good, but all that shows us is a tranny infront of a very similar fireplace. Its missing any other unique features. We don't see the windows to the left in the realtor shot, and the realtor shot doesn't show us the corner to the right.

The Logan pics prove she was in the McMansion, but don't really add any new proof that the tranny was there.

i added some more pictures. There's white spots on the fireplace, the rug is the same, the couch is the same, there even looks to be some sort decor on the tall windows that matches maplewifes pictures. Mcmansions are mcmansions but the same rug and couch and on his Facebook? Those are too many coincidences to convince me it isnt the same house.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The next step is to ask the tranny where the photos were taken and if she has any clients that are really into feet and Ambien.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

The next step is to ask the tranny where the photos were taken and if she has any clients that are really into feet and Ambien.

mmm

Is anyone on this OP?

You could approach this person offering a fake reward for information

 

[Dyn]

Conclusion: Lowtax had a $3000 a pop Tranny hooker in the McMansion. Lowtax fucks trannies.

Paying $3,000 to bang a plastic bimbo tranny hooker is unimaginably based and alpha male, and it's hilarious that Richard will never, ever in his life be able to afford to do that again.

You could approach this person offering a fake reward for information

Prostitutes generally aren't super enthused to give out personal information on their clients to random weirdos who ask, and offering "fake rewards" is more often known as "fraud" and is obviously extremely illegal, don't fucking do this.

I'm sorry for double posting.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Prostitutes generally aren't super enthused to give out personal information on their clients to random weirdos who ask, and offering "fake rewards" is more often known as "fraud" and is obviously extremely illegal, don't fucking do this.

Imagine thinking you can't get simple information out of a human being by being nice and pretending to be something you are not



Also hello Richard

 

[Brazen Wanker]

One the problems is that the McMansion was just that - a McMansion. This means that its all architecture from the same bland catalogues using the same mass produced parts. The shots usually leave out any of the unique features you could use to positively tie the photos together. You need shit no one else is going have and build up coincidences.

The strongest evidence, the shitty 45 degree angle in the floor between the pillars, you only see the floor angle intersecting one pillar or the other.
The tranny in front of the fireplace is pretty good, but all that shows us is a tranny infront of a very similar fireplace. Its missing any other unique features. We don't see the windows to the left in the realtor shot, and the realtor shot doesn't show us the corner to the right.

The Logan pics prove she was in the McMansion, but don't really add any new proof that the tranny was there.

Yeah but all the photos together along with Rich adding it to his FB friends are pretty damning.

 

[Dyn]

Imagine thinking you can't get simple information out of a human being by being nice and pretending to be something you are not

Okay so go be nice to her and let us know what information you manage to wrangle out of her.

 

[kiwilurkin]

I think you've all got it wrong here... just hear me out.

You keep saying that Lowtax fucks trannies, but there's already proof he's gotten fucked BY them online, look at his forum. A lot of times art imitates life, or perhaps life imitates the internet, if ya know what I'm getting at.

 

[GoofTroop70]

I just looked up the McMansion realtor.com listing.

Spoiler: Potential Locations

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Whatever that room is in that house; it has tall windows with a deck railing and a roof with a skylight in view of the windows. The facebook banner photo, has a deck railing and what looks like a roof with a skylight. Given the spacing of the windows too, it’s very possible that photo was taken in that room.

here's the proof from twitter page photo. yes it's pre op and yes I need a drink. that is the same window.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

heres the proof from twitter page photo. yes its pre op and yes i need a drink. that is the same window.

Guess we now know why Lowtax unironically championed mentally ill troons, he was just hoping to get his dick wet at a discount.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Technically - if this was post first wife then Richard couldn't really afford it. He was already deep in debt to the IRS but seemingly didn't care about that and continued spending anyway. Seems in tune with his other smart life choices up to this point.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Guess we now know why Lowtax unironically championed mentally ill troons, he was just hoping to get his dick wet at a discount.

Does Goldbelly provide $80 lube?

 

[Ghostse]

heres the proof from twitter page photo. yes its pre op and yes i need a drink. that is the same window.

If that is not the same window, it has the same moulding, same view of a deck, and same window treaments.

I'm going to guess its kneeling on the same couch Lady Ambien was saying she got in the divorce that she discovered was used for porn shoots. So, Lady Ambien again proven to be the most reliable narrator in the Lowtax saga.

 

[the clap]

Richard is being smart here, men's feet are much bigger than women's feet. Much better value.

 

[Sabrina]

This isn't NEARLY as good as the hooker content (and yes that is exactly his house, there's no other way), but LadyAmbien's few posts that have graced us with this glorious content have really set off the whine machine in poor little limpdick's feed:









Yes Richard, because you always took care of the front page so reliably.




Me realizing if you don't have a Twitter account you can't see Twitter AT ALL



Grieving what, Mandy? (Not that Mandy)
Your cock?
The pit bull?
The fact that nobody will fuck you for less than $3k?
I dunno, I'm just asking questions here. Come up with your own conclusions

 

[Dyn]

If his ex is like Jordan Peterson why is he the one addicted to pills?

edit ; nm I figured it out she probably asked him to clean his room and wash his penis

 

[Never Scored]

Man, imagine going to law school, getting admitted to the bar, being successful in your career, and then your useless fucking son who drinks and does drugs and fucks around with hookers has his dirty laundry plastered all over the internet constantly.

*Edit* Sorry, thought I was posting in the Hunter Biden thread.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm really enjoying watching lowT rewrite his own history in real time. Richard Kyanka, funniest man on the internet and possibly the planet, ran a successful comedy website for decades. Through constant care and attention, he nurtured the site into a comedy powerhouse. That is, until some no good women all conspired to shatter his empire (and spine), now all he's got left is a basement room and a Nissan.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I don't think the tranny thing is anything new. Didn't he even openly admit to being attracted to trannies?

Then again, you never know with him. He's such a lying fuck that fucking lies about everything it's infuriating. I'm happy his life is shit. Feels like karma.

 

[Beavis]

I don't think the tranny thing is anything new. Didn't he even openly admit to being attracted to trannies?

Then again, you never know with him. He's such a lying fuck that fucking lies about everything it's infuriating. I'm happy his life is shit. Feels like karma.

He jerked it to porno starring tranny actress Nikki Vicious.