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Ralph makes tiny bets. I would be much more impressed with this world renowned talk show host if he could put down more money at more ridiculous odds. Then he would truly show the ayylawgs whose boss.
id be more ok with his granny bets if he werent somehow apparently ruining himself with them or was playing them smart. hes not grinding hes not managing a bank roll responsibly hes being a retard thinking if he curls up into a ball and suckles his shit stained thumb over one thousand bets that take a million hours to resolve hell be ok vs pissing it away in a manner thats actually fun. its the worst of both worlds cowardice and imprudence
 
id be more ok with his granny bets if he werent somehow apparently ruining himself with them or was playing them smart. hes not grinding hes not managing a bank roll responsibly hes being a retard thinking if he curls up into a ball and suckles his shit stained thumb over one thousand bets that take a million hours to resolve hell be ok vs pissing it away in a manner thats actually fun. its the worst of both worlds cowardice and imprudence
You're missing the bigger picture, Ralph is a king and a winner. He makes money, and as such it doesn't matter that he's a fatman who shits himself, he can do no wrong and his displays of wealth and opulence are the ultimate proof he can afford to look after his children. He didn't paper abort Xander so he could avoid child support, it's nawt truuuu, no Ralph can afford to drop $50 on a bet. It doesn't matter, the Ralpha male can afford it baby.

Keep betting Ralph, you're blowing us out each time you do!
 
If you have ever been to a casino in the United States you will notice people like Ralph (fat, loud, slovenly, etc.) are a dime a dozen as they wander from machine to machine or table to table with a glazed look in their eyes. Certainly not everyone is like that, but you can't throw a rock without hitting one. I guess it shouldn't be all that surprising that he has blossomed into one of those white trash zombies

I am really excited to see where this arc takes us. You'll know it is getting bad (for him, good for us enjoying the show) when the trips are no longer to Vegas, or even Atlantic City, and instead are to places like Reno, followed by local injun casinos and card rooms

Remember Ralph, you got to spend money to make money! :gunt:
 
If you have ever been to a casino in the United States you will notice people like Ralph (fat, loud, slovenly, etc.) are a dime a dozen as they wander from machine to machine or table to table with a glazed look in their eyes. Certainly not everyone is like that, but you can't throw a rock without hitting one. I guess it shouldn't be all that surprising that he has blossomed into one of those white trash zombies

I am really excited to see where this arc takes us. You'll know it is getting bad (for him, good for us enjoying the show) when the trips are no longer to Vegas, or even Atlantic City, and instead are to places like Reno, followed by local injun casinos and card rooms

Remember Ralph, you got to spend money to make money! :gunt:
Ralph should take a leaf out Fuentes' book and take Louis Theroux with him next time.
 
Ralph makes tiny bets. I would be much more impressed with this world renowned talk show host if he could put down more money at more ridiculous odds. Then he would truly show the ayylawgs whose boss.
As a gambling expert myself I can 100% confirm this. I never thought it was relevant until now but I know a shit ton about gambling. I don't even have a job, just play the numbers right and you'll never work a day in your life. How do you guys think I can sit and shitpost on Kiwifarms all day? Just don't want you faggots asking me about tips and tricks, because normally that shit ain't free.

This tip is free though, and you're fucking welcome. Putting big money on the big bets balances out in the end, sure you might lose one or two of them, but if you know your shit about sports and can read your gut then it's almost impossible not to make it out on top. There's no sweeter feeling then that moment you've been waiting for, when Casey knocks the ball out of the park, finally pays off. When that happens I always celebrate with a giant fucking steak.

Gambling is awesome.
 
You're missing the bigger picture, Ralph is a king and a winner. He makes money, and as such it doesn't matter that he's a fatman who shits himself, he can do no wrong and his displays of wealth and opulence are the ultimate proof he can afford to look after his children. He didn't paper abort Xander so he could avoid child support, it's nawt truuuu, no Ralph can afford to drop $50 on a bet. It doesn't matter, the Ralpha male can afford it baby.

Keep betting Ralph, you're blowing us out each time you do!
it was actually 20, 30 was free credit so 20 is his upper limit. i cant imagine actually seeing 30 in free credit and not ignoring it as paltry pocket change for betting, gambling is basically always ev negative anyways so you might as well have fun and make it a quick "lose a chunk or gain enough to live it up for a month" thing rather than waiting hours upon hours for a dime bet to go through when the game finally ends.

i know its alien to you pig but if you want to grind it out with granny bets and you want a steadier but still chancy income source where you just gotta play games youre going to have to get into poker and learn to play effectively for an average hourly wage, it sucks ass but its that or you can find your balls in your murse and have fun at the big kids table blowing a pay day or two for that glorious chance of making it
 
Gambling really is cool. It proves you are a big man with $ to burn. It’s a very based/white/trad activity. Too bad I’m so low T… I just keep buying more stonks and Bitcoin and holding. I’m too scared to bet on niggerjewball… also I’m not knowledgeable enough :(
Edit: I just realized that if I was smart enough to simply place good bets, I wouldn’t have to work OR worry about my investments! WTF am I doing????
 
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Null mentioned Ralph is going to Vegas again in a few weeks. Is this fat retard trying to find his Hunter S Thompson moment or something? I know for a while he had an icon of his head photoshopped onto Johnny Deph's head from Fear and Loathing. You need to do more then down makers mark and a giant steak to do that Ralph. You actually have to have an understanding of how the world works.
 
Null mentioned Ralph is going to Vegas again in a few weeks. Is this fat retard trying to find his Hunter S Thompson moment or something? I know for a while he had an icon of his head photoshopped onto Johnny Deph's head from Fear and Loathing. You need to do more then down makers mark and a giant steak to do that Ralph. You actually have to have an understanding of how the world works.
I think he was hurting for cash, thought he was smart enough to gamble his way to some easy money, and is now addicted.
 
I think he was hurting for cash, thought he was smart enough to gamble his way to some easy money, and is now addicted.
I always thought the assumption was that whatever pay out Ralph got from the media for use of his Chris Chan arrest footage was promptly flushed down the toilet in Vegas after buying Pantsu her cheap ring.

At this point though it's anyone's guess, Pantsu sure is going to be in for a shocker when she's giving birth alone because Ralph is in jail and it dawns on her that he spent everything he had on booze, drugs, useless tat and gambling and left nothing for Demon Baby 2.0.
 
whatever pay out Ralph got from the media for use of his Chris Chan arrest footage
Forgot about that. That seems more likely, that Ralph came into a few grand and instead of saving it, maybe treating him and pantsu for a nice night out, he blows it all in Vegas.

Maybe he also thought he could play the system and turn that payout into a fortune cuz he thinks he's so smart.
 
Does this have anything to do with PPP?

I've been a big PPP fan for a while and I know that PPP likes to gamble on his circuses. Is the Gunt, in his own extra petty way trying to prove he's a slicker gambler than PPP? I know PPP has lost a few $100 bets before on a few games and I think he lost his money when he bet on Trump winning the election. It sounds like something the Gunt will do. He would spend his time trying to find a way to win over PPP
 
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