User @Kramer on the phone is accused of being May and then spergs out

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Null said:
This is the second time you are lying about my planned trip to LA. I was going there for a Roadrage. I had a hotel booked. Stop being a faggot.
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well fuck you probably should have said something at some point in the last 19 months, because from what was said by dick,ethan, and the rest on the killstream it was going to be everyone staying at dick's for roadrage. Dick literally said you were going to be a litlle _____ (whatever the name of the guy who went to burning man with dick and then stayed over for almost a year later) I know you don't care about what people say especially on the killstream; but the way dick and the gunts were talking it was like Josh's return from being stationed overseas. one superchat said you were to be staying in LA until you dealt with some visa situation/get a Real ID. This changes the whole equation completely. This would be like if no one brought up ilj or her discord until 2023.
 
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There was an air mattress offer but I wanted a room. I think the hotel I had was in walking distance of his house. It would have been the first time I was back in the US since I left Buffalo for Odesa. I was going to use it to renew my visa in Ukraine, since I had to leave the country to accomplish that, and there's a consulate in LA.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
well fuck you probably should have said something at some point in the last 19 months, because from what was said by dick,ethan, and the rest on the killstream it was going to be everyone staying at dick's for roadrage.
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Really? That's where you're coming from here? The retards on the KILLSTREAM (of all places) said everybody was staying over at Dick's, and because Null didn't announce to God and everyone that he's NOT staying at Dick's, he must have plans to stay at Dick's?

Nigga, slap yourself.

Null said:
There was an air mattress offer but I wanted a room.
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I would have too. Who knows what has been on Dick's air mattress. He apparently has a lot of people coming in and out of that house mansion.
 
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NibbaBibba said:
Do you always get your information from random superchats? Or is it just this one case?
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i mean it did turn out to be 100% correct, null literally just said that what the superchat said was the plan. of course if covid hit a few weeks later he probably would have ended up on dick's or someone elses couch until the borders opened up again but that wasn't part of the original negotiation. honestly the craziest thing about this is imagining null,ralph,dick,digi,and nick all partying together, could you even imagine it. That photo would be more memed than the gunt one. it would be the new internet shorthand replacing the stalin one.

LordOdin said:
How often does Ralph shit himself?
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at this point i'd phrase it how often does Ralph use the toilet. its too bad him and chris-chan didn't link up; both are fat hoarders with psychopathic traits and no concept or personal hygiene. Ethan Ralphs basically his wigger twin.
 
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NibbaBibba said:
Sure, but it's good to know you often base your posts on random superchats.
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call it a lucky shot, because i honestly couldn't tell you another superchat he's had in about a year. and regardless, i was still right. hell for all i know the superchat was from the feeder himself or maybe even sean.
 
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i mean it did turn out to be 100% correct
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You were wrong about us planning to move in together you stubborn queer. The issue was not flying home. The issue was getting back overseas. If I wasn't planning on going back, then I could have just moved in. However, borders started shutting down and a return trip started looking unlikely. I cancelled specifically to avoid the nightmare scenario of being stuck in LA indefinitely.

If you want to just blatantly lie, you can do it elsewhere.
 
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i corrected the record best i could, and up until 9 hours ago everything i said wasn't able to be ruled out. hell most people probably didn't even remember the original plans for the maddox funeral. you said youself he offered you the air mattress and i was just enough of a simp to take him at his exaggerated word.

And look now you got me groveling so hard people here will start calling me gator. this is where i go to avoid this type of fervor from fat streamers. at least i'm not implicating this site in federal crimes or attracting the glowies here like a dozen other users. i'm a genuine fan of you and this site and the users even the ones that hate me. this is the only place that will let me sperg and long post about declining ecelebs and nations.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
And look now you got me groveling so hard people here will start calling me gator.
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I dunno about Gator, but I gotta ask... Are you May?

I am hoping yes, because it would be cool to be able to tell my grandchildren one day about the time a pedophile horse tried to troll me on an Internet shit posting forum.
 
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not william stenchever said:
If Kramer were May the thing that would confuse me is that Kramer is actually capable of writing things that require a bit of thought but when May speaks she's fucking retarded.
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You and I are clearly not reading the same posts, my friend.

Honestly, if they are May, I wouldn't even be mad. I'd find it fucking hilarious. After that, I'd probably advise them to get the fuck away from Ralph and provide them with the toll free number to Planned Parenthood.
 
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Ok Kramer clearly is May, Dear Feeder wins again. So does May believe Ethan Ralph shits himself regularly and is Chris-Chan’s wigger twin or is she saying all that to “throw us off the trail”? The plot thickens indeed!

and I too late found myself enjoying posts from Kramer in other threads as well (maybe she’d be ok if she wasn’t a clout chasing retard?) girl go find you an IRL man like why would you even fuck Ethan Ralph and then go on the Internet and trash talk him? Is it hawt?
 
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not william stenchever said:
If Kramer were May the thing that would confuse me is that Kramer is actually capable of writing things that require a bit of thought but when May speaks she's fucking retarded.
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Yeah, that's the biggest thing hedging me against it now. Kramer writes out this 10 paragraph expository essay on why he thinks Dick is a failure and there's no way May could write like that. She can put together thoughts with a skill somewhere between Kindergarten-level and Manga translations.
 
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Null said:
Yeah, that's the biggest thing hedging me against it now. Kramer writes out this 10 paragraph expository essay on why he thinks Dick is a failure and there's no way May could write like that. She can put together thoughts with a skill somewhere between Kindergarten-level and Manga translations.
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Some people are much better at typing things out then speaking them. Could be the tism.
 
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