Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[AmazingEagle]

How will we live without everyone we know liking our statuses???

Won't someone please think of the Facebook boomers and Karens?!?!?!?!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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No vax, no internet! How are people this fucking stupid.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

hehe, my mom was just asking me about why her facebook wouldn't work on her phone and tablet.
I rebooted both devices and facebook was not working
I was like, WTF, I have no time for this crap
then checked google and then found this thread

and think the last time I checked my account was early 2020
so, I wasn't aware of FB being down
and I dont care for Facebook censor bullshit, so, they can get fucked for now and I just wish it was permanent

Welcome back old user

 

[irishAzoth]

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lol someone tell Dave that theres more to the internet than 3 social media sites going down
go easy on him tell him its a series of tubes and what not. Don't mention protocols or anything he'd get scared

 

[Pringles Can]

The Zuck has lost $7 BILLION in his net worth due to this downtime

Zuckerberg Loses $6 Billion in Hours as Facebook Plunges

Mark Zuckerberg’s personal wealth has fallen by more than $6 billion in a few hours, knocking him down a notch on the list of the world’s richest people, after a whistleblower came forward and outages took Facebook Inc.’s flagship products offline.

www.bloomberg.com

Oh no, now zuck will have to settle with the 2021 sports car model instead of the 2022. Someone get this man some benjamins to wipe his tears with. A true greek tragedy.

 

[TurdFondler]

I fucking cant wait for the noose to tighten on the internet. And we all know it's coming. Google has been getting super creepy lately, plebbit has been tightening up. They really are trying to ensure only real, human IDs are online.

The flipside of this is that it will now be possible to have an entire fake persona. None of the verification tech is super robust, so you could very well be living life as whoever you wanted to be.

They are utterly powerless against someone who chooses to simply not be online. There's already alternatives to pretty much everything.

 

[Oxous]

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If only...

 

[Pargon]

What if the entire internet structure as we know it comes down and never comes back up? I'm super spooked right now

If it does whoever’s behind it deserves every Nobel prize from here until the heat death of the universe.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I like to think that for every minute of downtime, there's ~500 people who realize "Wow, it's actually pretty cool not desperately seeking attention/arguing with random people I hate online all day. Why was I doing any of this again?".

Just imagine if Twitter went down too. The trans killcount here on KF would be eclipsed within minutes.

What if the entire internet structure as we know it comes down and never comes back up? I'm super spooked right now

Well it would be a little sad never hearing from any of you weirdos again but we'd all probably be better off because we'd be busy speaking to actual human beings rather than communally stalking fat people on the internet.

 

[usernames can change now!]

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is this the "blue wave" that liberals have been talking about?

The schizodot is my favourite meme. I think it did the same thing in January during Meme Stock Madness.

 

[Swamp_City]

Granma blaming it on the jews

 

[Had]

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Dude remember when this guy did laptop reviews

 

[Cilleystring]

The era of the kiwi has arrived

 

[TurdFondler]

I want radio based local mesh nets and piracy via trading USB sticks of hentai and I want it now NOW NOW NOW

 

[brookslazor]

No vax, no internet!

sounds good to me

 

[Meat Target]

LET THE BOOMERS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE TECHIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE HEDGIES HIT THE FLOOR

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I hope they all stay down and Zuck gets quietly shut off in a backroom somewhere to never be mentioned again. Only bad thing about this is that fucking twitter is still up.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

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Well, no one wants to put their ID on watching child porn so of course, people are going to wake up faster, or otherwise they have to explain to the Illuminati army on why they are watching Boku No Pico on shitty 10K iPhones. :/

 

[Tealeaf]

That sounds pretty unusual, what would prompt that shutting all access in and out?

It’s within reason that it’s a benign reconfiguration gone wrong, but it can also reasonably be a targeted attack because this is most likely the one and only thing you can do to completely fuck over Facebook’s otherwise redundant and robust network infrastructure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The era of the kiwi has arrived

If that happens I hope we block registrations. I don't want to take in any fucking facebook group refugees. It'll be like opening our doors to Somali.