Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[Kerr Avon]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg on suicide watch

 

[Pringles Can]

Shame that i am forced to use Whatsapp because every single human being uses it where i live.
Welp, at least the Instragram whores in my class are probably screaming in agony right now.

The great ritualistic suicides are to begin. Instagram thots can't post their cleavage and sell their onlyfans on there at the moment.

 

[Pop pop fizz fizz]

WTF is going on behind the scenes while this is playing out in public?

Best guess?
Over paid danger-hair SJW groupthink diversity hires are blindly running around in a panic as none of them know what to do.

 

[Meat Target]

Is there a suspect?

Sam Hyde
White supremacists
Russians
The hacker known as Four-Chan Farms

 

[AlexGroans]

Is the schizodot even registering for anyone right now?


Because it seems as if it has fallen off the graph entirely.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Unified hate against zuckerberg products scare me. I am sure every tech ceo and politician attacked zuckerberg at least once at this point. No matter how woke it gets still every anti government protest in the world starts in Facebook.

You know we had revolutions before Facebook, right? And arguably the only revolutions Facebook enabled were CIA backed anyways.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

The great ritualistic suicides are to begin. Instagram thots can't post their cleavage and sell their onlyfans on there at the moment.

Speaking of, while it’d be great to see Twitter and Tiktok die, I’d be in a state of utter fucking euphoria if OnlyFans somehow got wiped from existence.

The collective BAWWWWWing of coomers everywhere would make my sides transcend to another plane.

 

[Xarpho]

There are a lot of problems with Facebook, but one of them is displacing forums with hard-to-search information and private groups where cool stuff gets posted and then can never be searched or found again due to the way the website works.

Just another reminder to archive EVERYTHING you find valuable and interesting.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

This can be one of a few things:
1. coverup by facejew
2. actual fuckup
3. beginning of internet blackout by jews
....Is... is it happening?

 

[melty]

As fun as this all is in reality it will be back up tomorrow and everyone will forget by next week when there's some other crisis.

 

[NoReturn]

Outside of the office*

Supposedly employees can’t even get into the building right now because the keycard system is fucked.

How the hell does that work? Who in their right mind uses the same system for cards as everything else? How would the janitorial staff get in if the power failed?

Is the schizodot even registering for anyone right now?

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Because it seems as if it has fallen off the graph entirely.

For me it took forever to load but was blue when it did.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

@AnOminous

 

[Pringles Can]

Speaking of, while it’d be great to see Twitter and Tiktok die, I’d be in a state of utter fucking euphoria if OnlyFans somehow got wiped from existence.

The collective BAWWWWWing of coomers everywhere would make my sides transcend to another plane.

Dude if onlyfans went down, there would be a sudden drop in the population from thots jumping from buildings because they could not get coomer money for their new house.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

As fun as this all is in reality it will be back up tomorrow and everyone will forget by next week when there's some other crisis.

As correct as you probably are, I’m gonna pray you’re wrong because the alternative is funny as hell.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Is there a suspect?

Hope not. This bastard deserved to be hidden from the Zuck.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

It's really a testament to how out of touch I am that I'm learning about this on Kiwifarms of all fucking places

Poor facebook boomers. To them this is probably the sign of the apocalypse

 

[Slobber Mutt]

SNEED

 

[Pringles Can]

It's really a testament to how out of touch I am that I'm learning about this on Kiwifarms of all fucking places

Poor facebook boomers. To them this is probably the sign of the apocalypse

I am waiting for facebook to come back, and someone to start screaming about the plan, and how they need to arm themselves and take down facebook.

 

[Reverend]

The great ritualistic suicides are to begin. Instagram thots can't post their cleavage and sell their onlyfans on there at the moment.

they'll just post their links on Reddit like normal.

 

[MadStan]

This can be one of a few things:
1. coverup by facejew
2. actual fuckup
3. beginning of internet blackout by jews
....Is... is it happening?

Are you kidding???? Someone just launched a fucking nuclear weapon into FB's database. The fall out from this is going to be...beautiful.

This is almost an act of terorism I can get bihind. Whoever did it is a fucking hero - better change any password you ever had associated with google or if you ever used their keychain on Google chrome - RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.