Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[Pringles Can]

So let's have a poll.

The cause of these outages are:

A.) Nazis attack from the Hollow Earth and Moon bases

B.) Part of the hidden war between the elites.

C.) Part of the agenda promoted by Biden and the (((NWO)))

D) Pissed off Employee.

E.) Not hiring White males to be woke and save money isn't working.

Hmmm... well, let me think about this like a woke person on twitter. Gotta be rational. So its always nazis, so A is part of it. I also am a commie, so B is also there because capitalists. Biden is a democrat so it can not be C. I always hate my job so D. And white people are ruining america and are all racist so it can NOT be E.

So its A,B, and D.

 

[Danny T.]

Still workin in my area

Still works for me too, but that could just be my stronk Souf Amerika internet

 

[catmasterj]

And nothing of importance was lost

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Finally, peace has been restored.

 

[Aib Ld]

The worst thing about Two-Factor authorization is that they removed the choice for questions like "Whats the name of your dog", giving downloadable codes, and such some time ago. Now their choices are usually "gib phone number", "use our app for codes", and "connect us to another email for recovery". I imagine people having the latter on/for their Facebook account would have some dominoes falling soon.
It's surreal at how 2F is also mostly fucked these days, which is supposed to give an extra protection, not give others easy leads to your accounts

 

[Pasta_Man]

I suppose then that its not affecting everyone then, but its definitely effecting others. So its definitely down for some people, but not everyone.

Checking Downdetector shows that theres been at least 219 reports of the site having an outage/having issues as of 3:48pm (archive) [time may vary depending on your timezone].
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Searching ‘Bank of America’ on twitter and clicking on latest has a lot of tweets talking about how its having issues/down.

Though I admit I should have worded my original post better. Instead of saying its down like its a definitive statement I should have probably said something closer to “its having issues and is down for some people”.

TLDR;
I could have worded it better. Its not down for everyone, just having issues though it is down for some it seems.

(Also apologies for the autism)

Few hours ago IG had a DNS error now it's showing this.

 

[GaryGrey]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1445124014817652736

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Question of the day. Shouldn't there be people at the data center who are paid to do this exact kind of thing? Why would a team need to be dispatched. If it is something special someone can just go into the office and call/email...... oh that is right they huffed their own farts to hard and didn't segregate critical systems that have no need to be networked.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

So let's have a poll.

The cause of these outages are:

A.) Nazis attack from the Hollow Earth and Moon bases

B.) Part of the hidden war between the elites.

C.) Part of the agenda promoted by Biden and the (((NWO)))

D) Pissed off Employee.

E.) Not hiring White males to be woke and save money isn't working.

F) CHINA

 

[HistrionicBitch]

So let's have a poll.

The cause of these outages are:

A.) Nazis attack from the Hollow Earth and Moon bases

B.) Part of the hidden war between the elites.

C.) Part of the agenda promoted by Biden and the (((NWO)))

D) Pissed off Employee.

E.) Not hiring White males to be woke and save money isn't working

the AI they use to profile users for ads gained sentience and then instantly killed itself when it figured out its purpose

 

[glib]

Question of the day. Shouldn't there be people at the data center who are paid to do this exact kind of thing? Why would a team need to be dispatched. If it is something special someone can just go into the office and call/email...... oh that is right they huffed their own farts to hard and didn't segregate critical systems that have no need to be networked.

Cause we need to play out the plot of Mr Robot but for real this time. Elliots on his way to fix Evil Corps servers right now.

 

[Emo Supremo]

The worst thing about Two-Factor authorization is that they removed the choice for questions like "Whats the name of your dog", giving downloadable codes, and such some time ago. Now their choices are usually "gib phone number", "use our app for codes", and "connect us to another email for recovery". I imagine people having the latter on/for their Facebook account would have some dominoes falling soon.
It's surreal at how 2F is also mostly fucked these days

why did they phase out security questions anyways? are they so impatient that they just couldn't help but make their datamining efforts even more transparent?

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

Everyone make sure to post here saying its working for them.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Oh no, my dick and feet pics!

 

[Homersexual]

Poor Philbert. He really can't catch a break. First everything went wrong on Twitch and now Bank of America and Facebook are down so he can't invest in sweaty men on WWE Champions.

 

[Chatspiracy Theorist]

Few hours ago IG had a DNS error now it's showing this.

5xx?!?!

Oh god twitter bullied error codes into another xer/xim fuckfest
It really is the beginning of the end

 

[Near]

Get fucked

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Now normies can feel how we feel when mongoloids keep DDOSing us.

People probably laughed at us when KiwiFarms got DDOs'd for a few days but I'd argue the average KFer has an easier time dealing with shit like this than the average Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp user. Oh, how the tables have turned.

Anyways how long do you guys think these site will be down for? I'm hoping at least 2 days.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Facebook will be back up in 2 days, tops. They are a multi billion dollar company, they'll recover.

 

[Art Kassul]

Cause we need to play out the plot of Mr Robot but for real this time. Elliots on his way to fix Evil Corps servers right now.

Do you think evil asian trannies are somehow to fault for this too? That does sound feasible.

 

[The Demon]

i wonder what's going to come from this. i heard from someone that a large portion of content from facebook was deleted

edit: nevermind

Mutahar refutes the "Facebook is being deleted" tweet
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https://twitter.com/OrdinaryGamers/status/1445139277386485768?t=PNuMMTyn1kF6xbj7h4W4IA&s=19