Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[ddw]

Slate tweets a stupid take and the some of the replies are golden.
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whenever i hear about slate i think of this

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Slate tweets a stupid take and the some of the replies are golden.
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I find it pretty disturbing that 96% of teachers lack any critical thinking skills.

 

[Protistology]

whenever i hear about slate i think of this
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Reminds me of this sketch:

 

[ddw]

Reminds me of this sketch:

this is a classic

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Why has heart attack become so prevalent in young people? - Times of India

Heart Attack Causes In Young Age: Heart attack, cardiac arrest and other cardiovascular diseases have remained a major health concern around the world, but it is only recently that a rising number cardiovascular problems among the younger population are being diagnosed and reported and much...

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

This seems fine and normal, right?

Young people in UAE complacent about heart disease, Abu Dhabi’s Chest Pain Centre says

Many heart attacks seen at Cleveland Hospital in Abu Dhabi among people under 50 years

gulfnews.com

World Heart Day 2021: Bengaluru Youngsters Reporting More Heart Ailment Cases Since Covid-19 Pandemic

Non-conventional factors like stress, unhealthy diets and narcotic abuse - all of which allegedly escalated during the pandemic - are said to have been fueling the rise in heart-related problems

www.news18.com

 

[Terfect_Perf]

A young unvaxxed hockey player has myocarditis after having COVID apparently:
OILERS NOTES: Archibald has inflamed heart muscle

The unvaccinated Edmonton Oilers forward was in his 14-day quarantine after travelling from the U.S., when he started to not feel well. He skated briefly but not with the any of the groups after they hit the ice Sept. 23 for practices/scrimmages

GM Ken Holland and Tippett had talked to Archibald before training camp opened to try and change his mind about getting vaccinated. They had laid out the penalty for being unvaxxed; he would have to quarantine for two weeks every time he came back from a U.S., road trip and he could miss 30 or more games because of it, and lose his salary.

I'm suspicious he did end up caving to the pressure after all and we'll see a quiet "update" in 2 weeks when the story is forgotten and buried.

 

[Lichen Bark]

Inslee is the "governor" of Washington State. Fuck him. Mandated state employees get the jab. One lady got the jab, mother, died. Her blood in on Inslee's hands. You KNOW he doesn't give a flying fuck.

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Not going to lie the North Korea one got me. I saw this one, gave me a giggle.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

A young unvaxxed hockey player has myocarditis after having COVID apparently:
OILERS NOTES: Archibald has inflamed heart muscle


I'm suspicious he did end up caving to the pressure after all and we'll see a quiet "update" in 2 weeks when the story is forgotten and buried.

Or they finally hit another 1 in 10,000 incident and are toting it around to be like "see! covid can give the meeocardiditusthingy too! get ur vax young people!"

 

[Getting tard comed]

A young unvaxxed hockey player has myocarditis after having COVID apparently:
OILERS NOTES: Archibald has inflamed heart muscle


I'm suspicious he did end up caving to the pressure after all and we'll see a quiet "update" in 2 weeks when the story is forgotten and buried.

Is this the first report of covid causing myocarditis?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Is this the first report of covid causing myocarditis?

No.
It's just like 1 in 10,000 or something low.

Even then myocarditis in a healthy young person is less likely to push them over the edge and more likely to be treatable than an overweight boomer.

 

[ddw]

Even then myocarditis in a healthy young person is less likely to push them over the edge and more likely to be treatable than an overweight boomer.

how long until the pro-vaxxers start using this as an argument to vaccinate young people

 

[I-chi]

So, what was the details on the ventilators? Slight power level, but an aunt of mine has either consented to going on it when her condition spiked or her husband had her put on it. Either way, is it basically agreed upon to be a death sentence by this point?

 

[borsabil]

So, what was the details on the ventilators? Slight power level, but an aunt of mine has either consented to going on it when her condition spiked or her husband had her put on it. Either way, is it basically agreed upon to be a death sentence by this point?

Average 90% mortality rate depending on age and morbidity. For the really fats and really old it's the electric chair only worse as they'll torture the poor fucker for days or weeks before killing them.

 

[Protistology]

So, what was the details on the ventilators? Slight power level, but an aunt of mine has either consented to going on it when her condition spiked or her husband had her put on it. Either way, is it basically agreed upon to be a death sentence by this point?

Yes, it destroys healthy lungs and don't help her breathing problems. Her lungs are fine, the oxygen can't travel because of the Covid inflammation. She needs anti-inflammatory steroids and a CPAP.

Your aunt will die without a doubt.

 

[SimpDestroyer911]

You can't shit on nazis the same way you can shit on american liberals, because woke liberals know better no matter how dumb they play...

Lastly I beg and plead with everyone who doubts me too actually re-read up about WW2, especially Germany around that time, American liberals stole their entire playbook including the racial superiority stuff, just changed it from worshipping themselves, [white people], and started worshipping a different race too them, [black people], but all the superior race shit is still their too be seen by all .....

As for the soviets, how about stalin declaring war against his own farmers ? Isn't that comparable too this covid essential worker b.s ? I personally can see the parallel,

I’ve been lurking… still gonna lurk more but I Do you know of any interesting, esoteric history books you would recommend? My favorite read in a while was “hitler and Churchill’s unnecessary war”. Patty is Truly a fantastic writer and he makes a good case. Lately I’ve been looking for as little “spin” as possible unless it’s for the axis. Cuz I’m not sure I ever heard something like that . I hear the closest is “hitlers war” by something Irving I think.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

So, what was the details on the ventilators? Slight power level, but an aunt of mine has either consented to going on it when her condition spiked or her husband had her put on it. Either way, is it basically agreed upon to be a death sentence by this point?

On the bright side she has a 1 in 10 chance of pulling through now that she is on the vent, so its not a total death sentence.

 

[Meriasek]

New Zealand admits it can no longer get rid of coronavirus

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I fucking called it. I fucking said even New Zealand would eventually have a viral break-through in spite of all their authoritarian faggotry.

Lockdowns don't work.
Viruses don't care about your laws.

Lel, and up until yesterday Branch Covidians here were all "Reeeee but look at New Zealand they're beating the Coof"
@Drain Todger That's nice and all, but it's proposals for technology decades in the future with a huge amount of worm cans attached to it. I don't see any of that this happening any time soon, especially not in these vaccines.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Red Flag #1: Every time I have received a shot, vaccine, prescription, lab work, procedure, etc, I was informed of what these things were going to do, what the potential side effects were, and was not pressured into getting these things. With the COVID vaccines, the narrative is that I should "just get it," and that "the benefits outweigh the risks," even though I'm not even being told what the risks are in the first place.

Red Flag #2: I have zero legal protections if something bad happens to me or a loved one after getting the vaccine. This FACT alone should be told around the country-- I guarantee that lots of people would have been a lot more reluctant to get the jab had they known. Last week, I talked with some pro-vaxxers within my husband's side of the family, and their eyes went wide when I told them that this was one of the biggest reasons as to why I'm not getting the jab anytime soon. You could see the reality hit their faces when they realized what I had just told them was 100% true.

Red Flag #3: Our right to informed consent (among so many other rights, but I digress) is being eroded before our very eyes over this. These mandates are having the opposite intended effect on those who are hesitant on getting any of the jabs.

For me, over the past year, the idea of getting the vaccine has gone from cautious to flat-out avoidant, and it isn't my fault, nor is it "misinformation's" fault. The actions of the government and big pharma are to blame here. What these sub-humans have done since the vaccine rollout has been all the information that I've needed to know.

What's funny, though, as someone who has severed ties with a lot of people over the past year over COVID and vaccines, you know who has been the group of people who has put the least amount of pressure on me about getting the jab? My own goddamn doctors.

 

[Gin-san]

I was talking with my mom the other day and she told me about a job opening at a big tech company and suggested I apply since it was offering a pretty good salary. I said I wasn't sure because they would probably require me to get vaccinated, but then she told me that they weren't requiring vaccines for any of their employees. Turns out some places are so desperate for workers that they are willing to eat whatever fine the government throws at them for not complying Biden's vax mandate. I think it's safe to say that the mandate isn't working out quite like they hoped.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I was talking with my mom the other day and she told me about a job opening at a big tech company and suggested I apply since it was offering a pretty good salary. I said I wasn't sure because they would probably require me to get vaccinated, but then she told me that they weren't requiring vaccines for any of their employees. Turns out some places are so desperate for workers that they are willing to eat whatever fine the government throws at them for not complying Biden's vax mandate. I think it's safe to say that the mandate isn't working out quite like they hoped.

The unconstitutional nature of the vaccine mandates aside, they literally can't enforce it yet, as it takes a really long time for OSHA to update their policies. It will probably take over a year for this to actually take effect if the SCOTUS doesn't slap it down first.

Biden's speech about his little mandate is nothing more than a game of chicken. It was to scare the people into getting vaxxed. Political theater.

To all of the businesses implementing these policies right now: Good luck with your future lawsuits, motherfuckers.