Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

The Un-Clit said:
Since "no shit is too minor"(tm) we have a Nicocado sighting on a ChubbyEmu video about a Mukbanger who ate a gallon of pickles on camera and how she ruined her brain with a massive sodium overdose.

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This guys channel is pretty awesome actually. He used to be a seriously fat fuck of an EMU doctor who managed to slim down in a big way as well as launch a very popular YT channel and his own memes, talking about how various people nearly Darwin'd themselves into the Emergency ward. Some of these ended up An Hero-ing without even knowing it.

The Nico sighting is brief, but always funny to see him in other peoples media.
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That was very interesting to watch. But also kinda terrifying. And of course our avocado boy was included in a video about the dangers of copying mukbangers lmao.



Off topic: Almost 4 litres of pickles?! That a jar that size even exists. Americans are... something else lol.
 
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Comedic Sociopathy said:
That was very interesting to watch. But also kinda terrifying. And of course our avocado boy was included in a video about the dangers of copying mukbangers lmao.



Off topic: Almost 4 litres of pickles?! That a jar that size even exists. Americans are... something else lol.
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From what I understand, those giant tubs are usually meant for restaurants/catering.

Also, yes, that video was interesting and terrifying.
 
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Compositesludge said:
He's going after a man who looks like John Wick and literally pioneered several defense styles using various sex toys. This is going to be the coolest fucking thing you guys
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I would absolutely watch/read a re-make of The Most Dangerous Game featuring Nikocado as Zaroff and Charlie as Rainsford.
 
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Literal Shitbag said:
From what I understand, those giant tubs are usually meant for restaurants/catering.

Also, yes, that video was interesting and terrifying.
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I mean, the US is known for their super sizes and that some of them are so fat they drive around on scooters so uh, doubt lol.

Then I see Nic and the gigantic junk food containers he always buys so wow.
And he's lucky because we live in a time where finding fat people disgusting is a hate crime or some shit. Which he very clearly uses to his advantage.

... I just hope he doesn't eat that penguin guy.
 
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Comedic Sociopathy said:
I mean, the US is known for their super sizes and that some of them are so fat they drive around on scooters so uh, doubt lol.

Then I see Nic and the gigantic junk food containers he always buys so wow.
And he's lucky because we live in a time where finding fat people disgusting is a hate crime or some shit. Which he very clearly uses to his advantage.

... I just hope he doesn't eat that penguin guy.
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Hey man, Shitbag said "Meant for" not "Actually used for". It's just like how the aforementioned scooters are meant for the handicapped and "family size" servings are meant to be shared.
 
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Anyone who takes Nikocado seriously in being concerned for his health is retarded. I don’t understand how Charlie and many commentary channels don’t see how Nikocado is just making self indulgent fetish content. The way he runs in his videos should be a red flag that he’s acting out for the camera and enjoys humiliating himself
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Anyone who takes Nikocado seriously in being concerned for his health is retarded. I don’t understand how Charlie and many commentary channels don’t see how Nikocado is just making self indulgent fetish content. The way he runs in his videos should be a red flag that he’s acting out for the camera and enjoys hu
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As always everyone is riding off the popularity of the hottest new trend and nickocado is it, to actually think any of these people are concerned over his health is just plain naive.
 
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dacwcman68 said:
I would absolutely watch/read a re-make of The Most Dangerous Game featuring Nikocado as Zaroff and Charlie as Rainsford.
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It would be more like “The Pest”
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NoReturn said:
Hey man, Shitbag said "Meant for" not "Actually used for". It's just like how the aforementioned scooters are meant for the handicapped and "family size" servings are meant to be shared.
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🤔 Maybe my astonishment comes from the fact that I've never seen any food container that huge in real life and actual Americans telling me European food sizes are just so small. And I've worked in catering lol. Mea culpa. :')



Doctor of Autism said:
Anyone who takes Nikocado seriously in being concerned for his health is retarded. I don’t understand how Charlie and many commentary channels don’t see how Nikocado is just making self indulgent fetish content. The way he runs in his videos should be a red flag that he’s acting out for the camera and enjoys humiliating himself
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That's exactly what I mean. Discovering this thread was great because I saw Nic for the first time last year or something on some tea / gossip channel and everyone was so concerned. I've spent all this time thinking "... are people in this day and age still so gullible? On the internet of all places?"

Found the video:


There are several others about Nic.


Seems this guy jumped on the penguin guy bandwagon too:


The usual bleeding heart "he could inspire other fat people with his weight loss journey" comments lol.
Edit: Atozy seems to see through avocado boy though.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Anyone who takes Nikocado seriously in being concerned for his health is retarded. I don’t understand how Charlie and many commentary channels don’t see how Nikocado is just making self indulgent fetish content. The way he runs in his videos should be a red flag that he’s acting out for the camera and enjoys humiliating himself
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Because they know nothing about him. If I saw a man shitting himself on a video, and calling himself jesus for attention. I would think he's insane. Charlie like most of these people are normies and don't get Nick's sthick. It's like how the people here keep insisting that everyone is doing it for THE GRIFT. Sure, some are and some aren't. Just show a Nick thumbnail to your normie friend and see how they react. Most people can't fathom degrading themselves especially in such a public way. It's only really after you watch a bunch of videos do you actually get it, and even them some people don't. Nick gets that and understands how normies work.
 
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