Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DumbDude42]

The funniest part is the photo in his Exhibit, where he's claiming to show that we photo-shopped him as bald, was UNALTERED. His forehead just looks ginourmous in it, but it's Russ' own unaltered selfie. Guess he forgot what his original pic looked like.

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Can't make this shit up.

the funniest part about that whole thing is how he found it necessary to inform the court about his hair status in his filing

 

[StinkySnack]

the funniest part about that whole thing is how he found it necessary to inform the court about his hair status in his filing
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And how instead of "full head of hair" he said "full set of hair", implying there are a specific number of strands needed to make a complete set.

 

[Pip Squeak]

And how instead of "full head of hair" he said "full set of hair", implying there are a specific number of strands needed to make a complete set.

Words are just another thing on the “shit Russ fucks up” pile.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh gods! That means he has a whole day with nothing to do but furriously type out another amended filing. What insane offenses will be dropped in this one? The Male Patern Baldness pics?

Let us hope that today's productive activities also included typing up his Skordas suit and trying to get him disbarred. Both will fail, I just wanna see how.

 

[kcbbq]

And how instead of "full head of hair" he said "full set of hair", implying there are a specific number of strands needed to make a complete set.

That bothers him as much as being called pipsqueak.

He's one insecure motherfucker.

If you're as not-bald as he claims he is why does that make him so butthurt? He fixated on the strangest perceived wrongs.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That bothers him as much as being called pipsqueak.

He's one insecure motherfucker.

If you're as not-bald as he claims he is why does that make him so butthurt? He fixated on the strangest perceived wrongs.

He absolutely hates anything that would imply he's not a handsome stud that the ladies would flock to if only they knew.

 

[Constellationzero]

And how instead of "full head of hair" he said "full set of hair", implying there are a specific number of strands needed to make a complete set.

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[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He absolutely hates anything that would imply he's not a handsome stud that the ladies would flock to if only they knew.

It's a bit interesting to me that he fixates on insults to his appearance and not, say, his intelligence. I guess he's genuinely secure in his intellect, musical talent, etc., because while he dismisses people shitting on his music as merely being "trolls," it doesn't bother him in the same way that being called short and bald does. Like, on some level, he must know he's not as studly or #disabledandcute as he desperately claims he is.

So in other words, his five year associate's degree is really evidence to him that he's a legal genius, all evidence to the contrary (such as never once having won a lawsuit) aside. He's relatively secure in this, just as he's secure in his music being great and his writing being coherent.

If this pattern holds, it does make me wonder about him including "evidence" of him not being a creep in his last filing. Interesting that he's starting to feel a bit defensive over that. Perhaps deep in the quagmire of his unconsciousness, he's starting to suspect that maybe people actually do think he's a creep. They keep calling him that, they keep getting restraining orders, they keep charging him with harassment... This isn't the same as him understanding that he is a creep, of course, just that people might actually consider him such.

Anyway. I hope Instagram stays down for a good long while and he has to find a new outlet. His thirstposting is getting a bit stale and I'd really like to see what other forms his insanity will take. It has so much potential.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's a bit interesting to me that he fixates on insults to his appearance and not, say, his intelligence. I guess he's genuinely secure in his intellect, musical talent, etc., because while he dismisses people shitting on his music as merely being "trolls," it doesn't bother him in the same way that being called short and bald does. Like, on some level, he must know he's not as studly or #disabledandcute as he desperately claims he is.

So in other words, his five year associate's degree is really evidence to him that he's a legal genius, all evidence to the contrary (such as never once having won a lawsuit) aside. He's relatively secure in this, just as he's secure in his music being great and his writing being coherent.

He's secure in his intelligence and musical ability because he's so inept he lacks the ability to realistically evaluate himself. He interprets all criticism of him as hating him because he's disabled. He can't deny he's short and going bald, so he's sensitive about those things.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

the funniest part about that whole thing is how he found it necessary to inform the court about his hair status in his filing
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I mean who the fuck cares if somebody calls you a name or insinuates you're bald? This isn't elementary school and you can't get somebody in trouble for calling you a poopy head. But the fact that Russtard thinks this is an actual argument shows that he might have well have graduated alongside Dr. Nick Riviera from Hollywood Upstairs Law College. The only difference is Dr. Nick can at least write you a prescription for whatever you want.

If you're as not-bald as he claims he is why does that make him so butthurt? He fixated on the strangest perceived wrongs.

It's because bald guys can't be studs. He's a stud therefore he has a full head of hair. Sure it's greasy and unkempt but he at least has it. And you know that in a couple years when it gets really thin up top and he can't pretend anymore he's going to go for plugs or a "hair replacement system" that is going to look like shit.

 

[Drowningman]

Whoever cuts his hair needs to go back to school.It always looks like shit plus his hair care is like his personality...SHIT.
He must have a lot of scars from his high school days about his looks..that's one reason he put out his own hit list.
He cant let anything go and again he is his own worst enemy.

By the way he never mentions how his "Good friend" Ken is doing after being so badly burned.

 

[Pip Squeak]

By the way he never mentions how his "Good friend" Ken is doing after being so badly burned.

Ken is busy reading his best mate’s amended documents that are purely for information and for the court to change their mind over.

 

[StinkySnack]

Whoever cuts his hair needs to go back to school.

He just goes to walk-in "salons" like Super Cuts and Fantastic Sams. Those places don't usually shampoo your hair unless you request it, so I'm sure the ladies cutting it want to be done with his greasy noggin as quickly as possible. There's only so much you can do with a thinning trauma-lumped gourdhead anyways.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's because bald guys can't be studs. He's a stud therefore he has a full head of hair. Sure it's greasy and unkempt but he at least has it. And you know that in a couple years when it gets really thin up top and he can't pretend anymore he's going to go for plugs or a "hair replacement system" that is going to look like shit.

I guess he's never heard of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

 

[Meat Target]

I guess he's never heard of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Being a solid cue ball is better than holding on to balding Homer Simpson hair.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I guess he's never heard of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Or Bruce Willis

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

It's because bald guys can't be studs.

Um, excuse me, but:

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Are we just thirst posting for bald men now?

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

When you see as many pictures of Russ's foul, greasy mop as we do, we get to have this for a few posts. We've earned it.

Men who embrace their baldness are chads and I would have sex with them.

Russ's matted mop produces more grease and slime than Robin Thicke's personality and I would not have sex with him.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

When you see as many pictures of Russ's foul, greasy mop as we do, we get to have this for a few posts. We've earned it.

Men who embrace their baldness are chads and I would have sex with them.

Russ's matted mop produces more grease and slime than Robin Thicke's personality and I would not have sex with him.

Hey, I am still trying to decide what I will do when the bald comes from me, with my family history I will need to decide if I just shave it all off once the time comes, or do I do skullet for the meme? Depends how crazy I am at that point in my life.