DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NotValKilmer]

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"I'm not ordering Doordash anymore I promise!"

That looks like he just microwaved a bowl of pepperoni and cheese, then dumped the resulting slop greasy soup onto a piece of pita bread. Literally the most disgusting homemade pizza I've ever seen.

 

[David Davidson]

Can some of y'all tweet Phil's pizza to Gorden Ramsey and get his feedback? I'm expecting a donkey shit on a scale of garbage to a failed abortion.

 

[Cardef1121]

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"I'm not ordering Doordash anymore I promise!"

That crust looks as dry as kat on their wedding night.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

"I scaled down dude, we stopped eating food, we eat shit now"

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I am not going to judge his pizza dough, because that shit needs experience and he doesn't have it... but god damn it, add some cheese and reduce the pepperoni and the sauce.
and for fuck's sake, don't post abominations like these on the internet.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

That looks like he just microwaved a bowl of pepperoni and cheese, then dumped the resulting slop greasy soup onto a piece of pita bread. Literally the most disgusting homemade pizza I've ever seen.

Dood don't be so harsh on him, that's probably an ancient family recipe passed down over generations, he probably had to spend hours on that dough to get the exact components right, spend an immense amount of energy grinding out the tomatoes in a weird funnel thing and has to slice the meat in a perfectly cut way so they cook evenly and fit in his pig sized mouth!

Well we know Phil posted it to stick it to dah trolls that he's actually being very conscious about his health and spending habbits, and he totally isn't trying to make us seething with rage that we can't believe he actually didn't get take out or door dash this time.

Put the gin bottle down Phil, it's for your own good.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Can some of y'all tweet Phil's pizza to Gorden Ramsey and get his feedback? I'm expecting a donkey shit on a scale of garbage to a failed abortion.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

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I wonder how many times he tried to cook pizza on a paper baking tray?

Shout-out to nearly off-screen paper plate.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I am so glad that Jaxx gave the full tips goal today after that absolutely ungrateful shit that Dave just said. I hope you feel valued, you dumb fucking cuck.

EDIT: Here's the clip, this dude is fucking out of control.

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"I'm not ungrateful, I'm just saying that Jax Raxxor is the only dick-rider that stepped up and you paypigs failed me yet again with your meager pittance donation. You all failed me, despite donating me your money and giving me superchats that I don't bother to mention unless they're from detractors. Why can't you all be like Jax?"

 

[Delocated]

"I'm not ordering Doordash anymore I promise!"

Outside of even hating on DSP, if I had just saw this pizza on any website I would have laughed at how terrible it looks. I legit think he made this because of everyone dunking on his autistic pizza tweet days ago and bringing up old videos of him making pizza. Glad to know he somehow gotten even fucking worse somehow!

 

[Whaler]

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I'm going with Ragu pizza sauce as it looks bland as fuck (it's just red sauce and watery, homemade sauces tend to be thicker and you can actually see the herbs and spices in it), looks like pre-shredded Mozzarella cheese (probably of the Kraft variety since it tends to be the most common) my assumption is based on the fact that all the pieces that aren't fully melted are uniform in size while hand shredded would vary in size. Pepperoni is obviously pre-sliced and not properly cooked as some of it is over curled while others aren't. Looks like he overcooked it as pepperoni that gets hit with high heat tends up curl up like that because the top of it is heating up faster than the bottom of it. As for the bread, looks like cheap whole wheat shit.

There are actual great homemade pizza dough and sauce recipes that not only make a great family sized meal, but you can even make extra and save it for later so you can cook it as needed. But hey, why be smart and think of the future when you can just slap a bunch of store bought shit together, toss it in the oven, and act like you're some highfaluting chef.

 

[ProvenWrong]

I am not going to judge his pizza dough, because that shit needs experience and he doesn't have it... but god damn it, add some cheese and reduce the pepperoni and the sauce.
and for fuck's sake, don't post abominations like these on the internet.

He's Italian though dood. It's in his blood boppity bippity or whatever that stupid phrase he says.

Reminds me of Peter Griffin when he thinks he can speak Italian cause he has a mustache

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Also who wants to bet that this is how the dumpster pizza saga is gonna go:
Day 1: "THOSE MENTALLY ILL SHITHEADS ARE CLAIMING I MADE A TERRIBLE LOOKING PIZZA! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE HAD NEAPOLITAN PIZZA MASTERS CONTACT ME BEHIND THE SCENES TELLING ME THAT MY PIZZA IS THE BEST THEY'VE EVER SEEN AND ASKED FOR APPRENTICESHIPS!"
Day 14: "Only trolls claim that I seriously thought that pizza was good! I made it bad on purpose as a joke!"

 

[Lazycunt]

What the fuck is vegetable flavoured rice

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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That shit looks awful. I'm sorry but what the actual fuck is that pizza even. The crust alone looks rancid and he's the same polish bloke that has these unreasonable "italian" standards. From the picture alone you can tell the crust is likely too bloody hard, if I'm not mistaken you can see oil on it so well done with that cocker, and the toppings are utter wank. If that's an "authentic italian style pizza" I have to say I'm shocked since every drunk or high student seems to be a proper blooded italian.
I very often make food for my missus, and if my food looked like that I would stick to Door Dash too.

I try not to shit on Phil for things he doesn't fuck up, but come on mate you can surely do better.

 

[Gergg]

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Also who wants to bet that this is how the dumpster pizza saga is gonna go:
Day 1: "THOSE MENTALLY ILL SHITHEADS ARE CLAIMING I MADE A TERRIBLE LOOKING PIZZA! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE HAD NEAPOLITAN PIZZA MASTERS CONTACT ME BEHIND THE SCENES TELLING ME THAT MY PIZZA IS THE BEST THEY'VE EVER SEEN AND ASKED FOR APPRENTICESHIPS!"
Day 14: "Only trolls claim that I seriously thought that pizza was good! I made it bad on purpose as a joke!"

DSP just laid the dough on the counter and rolled his balding forehead across it a few times and then dumped a bottle of ragu and a pouch of pepperonis on it, freaking gross...

 

[gh0stzero]

I think Phil's pizza looks ok actually the only criticism I got is there isn't enough toppings on it, where is the ham, mushrooms, jalepenos, peppers and red onions?

Pizza is basically glorified cheese on toast with a tomato sauce splatted all over it anyway, you can't really not fuck it up.

 

[Adebisi]

I think Phil's pizza looks ok actually the only criticism I got is there isn't enough toppings on it, where is the ham, mushrooms, jalepenos, peppers and red onions?

Pizza is basically glorified cheese on toast with a tomato sauce splatted all over it anyway, you can't really not fuck it up.

Come on man ham would be cannibalism. Knowing everything you know about dsp you expect this guy to keep fresh veggies around. Jalapenos are for brown people not real full blooded Italian's

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Let's compare Phil to his contemporaries in the field of streaming!

(35:35 - 38:05)

Is using Jerma cheating? Maybe. But imagine Phil in this situation and what his reaction would be.

 

[hundredthousand]

The fact that he had to make a special point of letting everyone see that he cooked his own meal just says to me that this is a very rare event instead of the usual routine of multiple doordash meals a day.

It also reads to me as someone worried about trying to cling to the lie about how he is dirt poor and all his money goes straight to bills, savings, and "mature adult things".

The bank leaks were the irrefutable proof of Phil's bullshit and him proving he made his own pizza seems like some kind of pathetic attempt to show how he actually isn't just pissing away that 120k his retards give him each year.

 

[bajagoogoo]

1.75L of liquor a week must seem pretty intense to normies, but that's really only a cup, 250mL a day, about 10 shots. Typical chronic alcoholic levels but nothing crazy. Most alkies will drink after work in a binge session, but spreading out 250mL over 12 hours would probably just keep you buzzed.

Phil's a lightweight as well. Everything he drinks is mixed.

I can't imagine his existence stone sober, so it's not at all surprising. It'll catch up with him in his 50s and he's gonna keel over before 65 guaranteed.

Hell, it's already catching up with him. If I had to guess his age, I'd put him in his early 50's.