Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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timestamped it at 8:55 when he plays the violin, might be the first time in years. He's still got it, a full one minute solo that while played maniacally did seem to have some skill behind it. The fake cry at the end made me rofl
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I really enjoy this improvised piece. Much in the same way as one would enjoy a post schizophrenic Louis Wain painting. The underlying skill embedded in the aggressive madness create a haunting composition which perfectly sells Nick’s mental state. Combined with the editing and it’s a perfect summary of his character.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I really enjoy this improvised piece. Much in the same way as one would enjoy a post schizophrenic Louis Wain painting. The underlying skill embedded in the aggressive madness create a haunting composition which perfectly sells Nick’s mental state. Combined with the editing and it’s a perfect summary of his character.
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And the memes that come from it


 
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I dont know what disgusts me more, how fat he is or how much fucking food he wastes. Seriously it's easy to forget how each one of the chickens was a living thing that had to die to be in his muk bang, only to be thrown away. Each strand of pasta was a grain that someone had to cultivate. I'm not some "oh think of the animals" vegan type but it is genuinely disgusting how big of energy hogs fat people are.

And yeah it's pretty fucking obvious he is into this shit. His acting is fake as fuck but the commentary youtubers need something to talk about.
 
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Mender Bug said:
I dont know what disgusts me more, how fat he is or how much fucking food he wastes. Seriously it's easy to forget how each one of the chickens was a living thing that had to die to be in his muk bang, only to be thrown away. Each strand of pasta was a grain that someone had to cultivate. I'm not some "oh think of the animals" vegan type but it is genuinely disgusting how big of energy hogs fat people are.

And yeah it's pretty fucking obvious he is into this shit. His acting is fake as fuck but the commentary youtubers need something to talk about.
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And he's so proud that he ordered eight (or something) pizzas and only ate one as if that's something great. Though that's probably trolling too, idk. But the fact he wastes enormous amounts of food is still that, a fact.
As hilarious as I find him, I fucking hate people who waste food. It's not good food but still.
 
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I have been away from this thread for months. Whenever he first started pretending a hotel room was his new home…. I saw a recommended video of CinnamonToastKen’s where he talks about nick and I was floored. He looks so different with an extra 100 pounds.

I’ve tried to keep up with all the new things, spent my lunch break reading the thread instead of eating…. So I gotta ask- did he actually break his ribs? Or is this just another lie for attention?
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I really enjoy this improvised piece. Much in the same way as one would enjoy a post schizophrenic Louis Wain painting. The underlying skill embedded in the aggressive madness create a haunting composition which perfectly sells Nick’s mental state. Combined with the editing and it’s a perfect summary of his character.
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I think he doesn't take himself seriously anymore to play properly. However i do agree its some sort of bizzare reflection on himself and almost a self commentary in that solo. In a stretch it reminds me of Jack Nicholsons role in Five Easy Pieces, whose character, surprisingly, is starting to fit nikocados
 
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Comedic Sociopathy said:
And he's so proud that he ordered eight (or something) pizzas and only ate one as if that's something great. Though that's probably trolling too, idk. But the fact he wastes enormous amounts of food is still that, a fact.
As hilarious as I find him, I fucking hate people who waste food. It's not good food but still.
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Orlin, I mean Rodrigo Gonzalez, gotta eat too.
 
Solar Eclipse Paradox said:
In about a year or two. Nikocado Avocado is gonna end up like this guy. Eventually he will become so fat that any attempt to lose weight would be extremely painful.
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Has there ever been a gay deathfat that size on my 600lbs life? I think right now its still a game for fupacado but i highly doubt he would enjoy or want to be immobile. Didn't he once say his limit is 35 years and 400lbs? Since he said it in a mukbang you can't take it as a fact.

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I dont know what disgusts me more, how fat he is or how much fucking food he wastes. Seriously it's easy to forget how each one of the chickens was a living thing that had to die to be in his muk bang, only to be thrown away. Each strand of pasta was a grain that someone had to cultivate. I'm not some "oh think of the animals" vegan type but it is genuinely disgusting how big of energy hogs fat people are.

And yeah it's pretty fucking obvious he is into this shit. His acting is fake as fuck but the commentary youtubers need something to talk about.
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I think thats why he made Snorlin eat his leftover food like a dishwasher on his own channel.

 
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Yeah but theres still no way they eat all of that food. You can see even at the end of the video only half the pizza was actually eaten.
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Meh cold pizza still tastes good for breakfast and they aremorbidly obese for a reason but what fascinated me is his wardrobe behind the camera, he turned it into a fast food pantry with hundreds of fire noodles and extra sauce packets from every all the fast food places he goes to, i wish i could remember what video that was in.
 
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Ponzo said:
Has there ever been a gay deathfat that size on my 600lbs life? I think right now its still a game for fupacado but i highly doubt he would enjoy or want to be immobile. Didn't he once say his limit is 35 years and 400lbs? Since he said it in a mukbang you can't take it as a fact.



I think thats why he made Snorlin eat his leftover food like a dishwasher on his own channel.

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Not on 600 pound life, but there had been a full-grown lolcow named Chance Carmichael, who was around 600 pound or above. His nickname was 600going700 or so. He had a gaining fetish, fucked his fupa and his fans enjoyed when he layed on them like a gigantic fatberg or as mentioned, fucked his fupa. There are videos, they are nauseating to watch.

Chance found his end in the burn unit because of massive skin infections, either arguing with Kiwis, bitching about Swiss cheese or being an all around cunt. He has a thread here, immortalising a completely wasted life on a fucked up fetish

On this background, Nick still has a very long way to go. And I don't know, if he will ever reach the levels of pathetic and depraved as Chance. Nick is too much of a try hard.
 
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Comedic Sociopathy said:
🤔 Maybe my astonishment comes from the fact that I've never seen any food container that huge in real life and actual Americans telling me European food sizes are just so small. And I've worked in catering lol. Mea culpa. :')
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I've only visited the USA once but I think it's fair to say that even single serving portions at restraunts and fast food places there are bigger than they are in most places in Europe, in my granted limited observation. It shouldn't really matter that much cause in a 'normal' person's life eating out or getting fast food is something that is done every now and then, rather than every day.

But even over here we have rising obesity rates and general unhealthiness so I think it's becoming more and more common for people to just subsist on junk. I've noticed more restraunts doing things like "challenge plates" and shit that are massive.
 
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