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Anybody else secretly hoping that some retarded neghole pozzer is gayopping his way into Phil's PayPal just to make Phil remotely interesting again?

I get it, the bank leaks were cool, but we all knew that he would cult his way out of it. With him desperately trying to avoid TIHYDP material, his game selection is boring as fuck. I can't believe I actually miss 2018 Phil, at least he was funny to laugh at. This 2021 Phil is just sleeping his way through one boring game after another. Even his whales aren't funny anymore.

Come on writers, give us something good. Let's get this divorce arc or Phil getting caught paying someone to have Snowkarl killed.
 
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Alan Wake was Bugsnax before Bugsnax!


"At the time I didn't see Twin Peaks." Will he find references?

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I think he also likes this game because so far Alan Wake met people who recognize his dumb face and Phil could only dream about the same thing happening to him. (I think he sees himself in him/wishes to be loved and "famous")

"This is like all the time where I go...." (obvious bad joke by him)
 
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Uh oh. Don't look now Phail...........

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Poo Twister said:
Anybody else secretly hoping that some retarded neghole pozzer is gayopping his way into Phil's PayPal just to make Phil remotely interesting again?

I get it, the bank leaks were cool, but we all knew that he would cult his way out of it. With him desperately trying to avoid TIHYDP material, his game selection is boring as fuck. I can't believe I actually miss 2018 Phil, at least he was funny to laugh at. This 2021 Phil is just sleeping his way through one boring game after another. Even his whales aren't funny anymore.

Come on writers, give us something good. Let's get this divorce arc or Phil getting caught paying someone to have Snowkarl killed.
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Pro-tip: if he so boring, why not read a book for a change? Or watch the TV/stream-series you want to watch for months now? Or finally pick up that hobby you're thinking about a few years now? There won't be always drama surrounding Phil (besides the drama that he is an idiot, but that's another thing), we all know that. So keep calm and watch another lolcow. I heard that troon Brianna Wu is up to something new concerning a gamergate TV-show.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
Man this Alan Wake playthrough is so trash. Since he has already played this game he is constantly doing fake reactions and explaining what's going to happen next.
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He knows he should be talking, but as usual he shows he can't get anymore than a surface level understanding of what it means. He thinks he needs to talk at people instead of with them.

Fake reactions? I know it gets repeated alot but isn't he supposed to be always honest and real. Because he proves to us he never wants to tell the full truth.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
"Uhh did the stream chat freeze? Yeah look it's frozen! It hasn't moved for two minutes uhh oh there everybody sent a message at once."
I love when his chat is so dead he assumes it has to be frozen or a glitch lmao. Face it Phil you're just not an entertaining streamer.
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He's shut down so many topics of discussion that almost no one has anything to say at a given time.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
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I think he also likes this game because so far Alan Wake met people who recognize his dumb face and Phil could only dream about the same thing happening to him. (I think he sees himself in him/wishes to be loved and "famous")

"This is like all the time where I go...." (obvious bad joke by him)
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They do say "It's the guy..." but not in the context he desires.
 
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der rademacher said:
Pro-tip: if he so boring, why not read a book for a change? Or watch the TV/stream-series you want to watch for months now? Or finally pick up that hobby you're thinking about a few years now? There won't be always drama surrounding Phil (besides the drama that he is an idiot, but that's another thing), we all know that. So keep calm and watch another lolcow. I heard that troon Brianna Wu is up to something new concerning a gamergate TV-show.
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Some interesting things has been going on with Wings. Like him saying 12 years old should be the age of consent. Also, his wife not defending him when his dick pic from year ago leaked. Just a mess.
 
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