It's interesting that all these bad things only happen when she's mad because he's been with other girls.
She also told him to leave her alone, or else "Storytimes." The way she said it was almost like it was a trademarked thing, like "ShitIMakeUp™" but she somehow thinks we all think what she says is the truth. So keeping in mind that Chantal lies, these things stood out to me:
1. She finally "knows her worth." Yep. Now of all times. Not the 8,000 other times she said she finally loves herself, has self-esteem (which doesn't matter when you don't have self-respect), finally loves herself, isn't bothered by the haydurs, etc. In other words, she STILL thinks her worth is change on a Canadian penny. And that might actually be correct.
2. She wants a "nice" boyfriend, which only happens when the sturm und drang gets to be too much. Right now there's a LOT of sturm und drang, and she wants off the ride so she can throw up and reset and get back on the ride and go through it all over again. If she truly wanted a "nice" boyfriend, she would go upstairs and pound on Pee's door. What she REALLY wants is sympathy, attention, and a bit of a cool-off before it gets going again.
3. Just like with her diabetes, who knows if she actually has an STD, if he actually does (it wouldn't surprise me if both do), but we are only going to hear about it when she wants the sympathy and attention, like in #2. Looking forward to the angry, "I never said I had an STD" and "The clinic doesn't even know for sure if I have an STD" rebuttals to her chat reminding her of what she just said.
4. Her supposed "therapist" who has no credentials beyond being a "lifecoach" (like WTF even Nader can say he's a lifecoach) is noping the fuck out of there, because even this mess isn't worth $140/hour. And who could blame her?
5. Did she say she's going to the ER for an STD? Bitch, your country is in the middle of a pandemic. If she really cared, she would have wrapped it up to begin with, or gone to a clinic to get tested back when she first started to have concerns (which should have been when she went to his house to meet him for the very first time and he busted out five lines of coke).
Anyway, all of this is probably a lie as per usual, so while it's entertaining to watch, it's still just a piece of fiction.
ETA: Martial arts? This would make anyone who's ever taken martial arts to double up and die in laughter. Sweetie, the only move you are capable of doing is rolling up, pillbug-style, to protect yourself.